14-02-2020 00:20:58 < er!androirc@52-410-77-401.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: She is cute already.
14-02-2020 00:21:32 < er!androirc@52-410-77-401.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Also, remind me to arm my pet ape with a katana
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14-02-2020 01:02:55 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: 'lo
14-02-2020 01:03:08 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: critfailed, eh?
14-02-2020 01:03:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: guess not.
14-02-2020 01:03:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Also, going to smack NG.  ;-p
14-02-2020 01:07:58 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: hopefully we can get more than one-line orders.
14-02-2020 01:08:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: ;-p
14-02-2020 01:10:08 < er!androirc@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: No hurt nature
14-02-2020 01:10:37 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Eh.
14-02-2020 01:10:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: be nice if she read her own updates, though.
14-02-2020 01:10:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: :-(
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14-02-2020 01:30:16 < Elastic_Ridicule!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: <3
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14-02-2020 01:47:29 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Ugh.
14-02-2020 01:47:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: an X512 experimental is a shitty gun.
14-02-2020 01:51:44 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Also, I am sad for leaning on someone like that.
14-02-2020 01:52:08 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: and don't worry, I'll update Sh tonight.
14-02-2020 01:59:17 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I find this quite entertaining https://youtu.be/vkPm5dEH_h8
14-02-2020 03:03:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: :)
14-02-2020 03:03:38 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: :|
14-02-2020 03:05:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Well, rolling for Sh.
14-02-2020 03:05:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Vampires!
14-02-2020 03:05:39 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: vampires.
14-02-2020 03:05:50 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Ooh, good time for a 1.
14-02-2020 03:05:58 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: hmm
14-02-2020 03:06:17 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Ok, now did you just look like an idiot, or did something really bad happen?
14-02-2020 03:06:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: ..that's not a good roll.
14-02-2020 03:06:38 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: "you find a vampire!" ;P
14-02-2020 03:06:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: ..I have few ways to interpret a '1', '2', '2' other than you getting in trouble.
14-02-2020 03:08:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: That's.. probably going to be the full turn.  Just have to see what situation you're in.
14-02-2020 03:08:52 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: you'll need to give orders because of dangerous situation, so turn interrupt.
14-02-2020 03:09:03 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: so 1.2?
14-02-2020 03:09:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: well, how it works is 'event roll' 'confirmation roll' (gathering info isn't a normally dangerous check, so this is to make dangerous events rarer) and flavor roll.
14-02-2020 03:10:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: I think this is turn 2.1, actually.
14-02-2020 03:10:49 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: oookay.
14-02-2020 03:10:59 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Fortunately, that one could have been worse.
14-02-2020 03:11:01 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: point 1? isn't it 1/5th of the way through?
14-02-2020 03:11:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: yeah.
14-02-2020 03:11:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: I just use .X to note how many actions have passed.
14-02-2020 03:11:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: and one action.
14-02-2020 03:11:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: so .1
14-02-2020 03:14:58 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: and fuck these dice.
14-02-2020 03:15:04 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: I swear, drama dice indeed.
14-02-2020 03:24:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Oh, well, you aren't waking up tied to a wall, so that's good.
14-02-2020 03:24:41 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: damn
14-02-2020 03:25:13 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Well, yeah, you got those rolls, found some dangerous people, and they're trying to kidnap you for purposes unknown.
14-02-2020 03:25:33 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: time for
14-02-2020 03:25:35 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: MURDER
14-02-2020 03:28:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: You tried that last time you were in a situation like this..
14-02-2020 03:35:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: posted.
14-02-2020 03:46:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Whisperling been up to anything?
14-02-2020 03:47:05 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: no
14-02-2020 03:50:17 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: aww.
14-02-2020 03:50:29 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: rituals have been going well, but haven't had much for a while.
14-02-2020 03:50:34 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: I suppose RL caught up with him.
14-02-2020 04:07:40 < Piecewise_!Piecewise@54-055-76-17.lsv0.qwest.net: Honk
14-02-2020 04:08:07 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: no
14-02-2020 04:08:10 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: HoNk
14-02-2020 04:10:31 < Piecewise_!Piecewise@54-055-76-17.lsv0.qwest.net: hOnK
14-02-2020 04:11:01 < Piecewise_!Piecewise@54-055-76-17.lsv0.qwest.net: https://urbannight.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/dont-honk4.jpg
14-02-2020 04:15:18 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I guess asking nicely to not get hurt could potentially result in not getting hurt in this situation.
14-02-2020 04:16:00 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Let's see about getting another pair of crits and free weapon exp. :D
14-02-2020 04:20:56 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: wait shit, I'm only going for one strike so I guess that doesn't work
14-02-2020 04:27:31 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: hmm?
14-02-2020 04:27:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: I'm going to need more input than one person in this situation..
14-02-2020 04:28:13 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: well, you have me and NG
14-02-2020 04:28:36 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: not sure if I want to see the result of NG's pick
14-02-2020 04:44:20 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: got the transport below 40%.
14-02-2020 04:44:46 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: yeah, wow, that's passive.
14-02-2020 04:52:01 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: why do I bother heating my water up if I'm going to forget to drink it long enough that it turns cold?
14-02-2020 05:17:34 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: It's a mystery.
14-02-2020 05:27:53 < Piecewise_!Piecewise@54-055-76-17.lsv0.qwest.net: Get an electric Kettle, ER
14-02-2020 05:28:23 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: ...
14-02-2020 05:28:32 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: that's exactly what I'm using tho?
14-02-2020 05:28:56 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I turn it on, pour water into my mug, then don't drink it
14-02-2020 05:29:18 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: which is probably sub-optimal because I'm mildly congested
14-02-2020 05:31:06 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: fair enough to call that a "soft lock", I suppose
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14-02-2020 05:49:37 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: "I'm a forger of swords, not a speculator on dwarven motives for falsehood."
14-02-2020 06:16:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: "No checks?  But if you can see in the future, wouldn't you know in advance if our checks were any good?"
14-02-2020 06:16:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: "Yes, which is exactly why I'm not accepting them."
14-02-2020 06:21:18 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I wonder if prequel has update ye- nope
14-02-2020 06:21:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: mmm.
14-02-2020 06:22:38 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I think I joined a lot of games and they've gradually all died, I need to find some more. :P
14-02-2020 06:30:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: heh
14-02-2020 06:30:29 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: well, you could continue posting in Cabal..  ;-p
14-02-2020 06:31:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: "There are druids who don't take the natural spell feat?"
14-02-2020 06:31:34 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: One day one will be seen.
14-02-2020 06:39:08 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: bluh
14-02-2020 06:39:47 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: cabal is fine, I just can't always spare the attention to craft a cost effective plan
14-02-2020 06:39:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: yeah, no worries.
14-02-2020 06:40:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: just want to finish up this area so can go back to looting the town and slowly turning into godzilla or whatever.  ;-p
14-02-2020 06:40:27 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: and well, current mission is to deal with you guys, which isn't easy~
14-02-2020 06:41:04 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I am going to have to have you actually deliver that city core, by the way~
14-02-2020 06:41:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Going to make a serious attempt to get it.
14-02-2020 06:42:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: if we can't get it, I'll deliver a couple fighter jets and a lot of mana, which hopefully will cover it.
14-02-2020 06:42:18 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: It will not.
14-02-2020 06:42:27 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: But I presume it's possible to get it. :P
14-02-2020 06:42:45 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: oh, probably.
14-02-2020 06:42:50 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: might take some effort.
14-02-2020 06:43:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: I doubt we'll find the king key, but there has to be some other way to get in.
14-02-2020 06:43:21 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: what, scry with human to find the king.
14-02-2020 06:43:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: it might be broken or gone.
14-02-2020 06:43:39 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Ek is probably OP enough o pull that off
14-02-2020 06:43:53 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: but it will probably be at least a clue.
14-02-2020 06:46:08 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: yeah, but only if it's there to be found.
14-02-2020 06:46:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: it might be inside the room.
14-02-2020 06:46:43 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: anti-banish it into your ha- wait
14-02-2020 06:46:58 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: anti-banish the *city core* into your hands
14-02-2020 06:49:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: that might work, yeah.
14-02-2020 06:49:18 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: but core might be spell-shielded, or that might break it.
14-02-2020 06:49:23 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: we'll come up with some way.
14-02-2020 06:53:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: I am expecting a second layer of the magic-repellant stuff we've seen a few times already.
14-02-2020 06:58:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Mmm.
14-02-2020 06:58:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Irony, get your butt in here.
14-02-2020 06:59:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: theoretically negotiation, fighting, and running are all options.
14-02-2020 06:59:18 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: so is going through sap-guy and running.
14-02-2020 07:00:47 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: note that I said knife guy mostly because he poses the most threat of actually taking us out, and stabbing someone nice and deep suddenly would hopefully be enough to put the others in disarray.
14-02-2020 07:01:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Yeah, it's a plan.
14-02-2020 07:01:25 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: sap guy is also an acceptable play, but I still prefer this target
14-02-2020 07:01:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: but say explicitly if you're going to try and stab and run, or if you're going to try to kill the guy.
14-02-2020 07:01:38 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: specificity is good.
14-02-2020 07:02:07 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I don't think there are any viable plans that don't involve running, unless drama dice kick in.
14-02-2020 07:02:26 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: just roll all 12 and kill them all and loot their shit lol
14-02-2020 07:03:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: I can think of at least two.
14-02-2020 07:03:14 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: both of which feature you walking out the door.
14-02-2020 07:03:35 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: walking is like running but more smug
14-02-2020 07:03:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Yeah, that would fit.
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14-02-2020 07:07:23 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: I arrive, shiny and chrome
14-02-2020 07:07:39 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Heya Irony.
14-02-2020 07:07:43 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: hey Dev
14-02-2020 07:08:06 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Just gotta say that there are a multiple viable options here.
14-02-2020 07:08:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: so if you have a good idea, it's not a good idea to limit yourself too much.
14-02-2020 07:08:37 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: Will keep that in mind
14-02-2020 07:08:42 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: it's my game.  I'm not going to leave no room for creativity.
14-02-2020 07:08:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Also, the dice are drama-dice.
14-02-2020 07:08:58 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: I even roll a d12 so this happens less, and it's happening again.
14-02-2020 07:09:05 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: hah
14-02-2020 07:09:41 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: Clearly we'll carve the sapman into one inch cubes before tripping over our own sandals and knocking ourselves out on the floor
14-02-2020 07:10:05 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: Or fail to bluff the slavers in the slightest but succeed at convincing them to invest in a growing business opportunity
14-02-2020 07:10:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: well, it could happen.
14-02-2020 07:11:37 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: That sounds more like 'offer a bribe.'
14-02-2020 07:11:59 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: although I'd recommend offering more than just what's on your person, because they get that if they just take you.
14-02-2020 07:12:05 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: Mmmm, offer to lure others in there if they spare us...
14-02-2020 07:12:13 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: Great start to being a hero!
14-02-2020 07:12:54 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: *returns with constables*
14-02-2020 07:13:22 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: which is probably a good idea regardless of how we get out of here
14-02-2020 07:13:29 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: I also considered threatening/bluffing that we had friends who'd miss us, unlike this rabble
14-02-2020 07:13:48 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: Presumably being a slaver is kind of a rough profession
14-02-2020 07:14:01 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: threaten to vut their faces and then roll a 12
14-02-2020 07:14:02 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: ez
14-02-2020 07:15:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: you do have friends who would miss you.
14-02-2020 07:16:03 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: Yay
14-02-2020 07:16:22 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: Though their ability to track us to this particular slaver's den is probably somewhat questionable
14-02-2020 07:17:00 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: I don't doubt Zhang would at least try, though
14-02-2020 07:19:23 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Yeah, that would take a roll.  Zhang's good, but Prestiege 2 isn't that much.
14-02-2020 07:27:59 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: ty for coming by, IO.
14-02-2020 07:28:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: you liking it so far?
14-02-2020 07:28:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: drama dice and everything?
14-02-2020 07:29:34 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: A little abrupt, but it's not like seeking out vampire lore was ever going to end particularly well
14-02-2020 07:29:50 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: We also succeeded in quitting immediately this time, so that's something
14-02-2020 07:31:14 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Vamp lore would have been tough, yeah..
14-02-2020 07:31:17 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: but you could have found something with a good roll.
14-02-2020 07:31:46 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: and it was extremely unlikely to end like this.  Most likely result was just getting a generic exploration result.
14-02-2020 07:32:43 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I guess Zhang looking for us could mean a tiny chance of saving-for-not-ending-the-game-immediately if we get taken
14-02-2020 07:32:57 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: I'm starting to waver back towards Team Stabbery
14-02-2020 07:33:23 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: In truth, there's a chance of that if you get kidnapped in any event.
14-02-2020 07:33:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: but if you get kidnapped and the next roll is bad, that's the game.
14-02-2020 07:33:31 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: if we roll a couple ones, that will be quite the spectacular way to end a game
14-02-2020 07:33:45 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: Indeed
14-02-2020 07:34:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: I think last time you managed to win like three opposed rounds of combat, one at a big penalty, and then got shot in the back because that freaking captain rolled an 11+1 to your 9.
14-02-2020 07:35:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: That captain was a freak of nature, the result of a pair of 12s when I was generating him.
14-02-2020 07:37:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: eventually I decided that would give him a +1 to literally everything and he'd always be armed to the teeth, but he would have absolutely no abilities above +1, even when it would make total sense for him to have a better bonus.
14-02-2020 07:37:47 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I'd play that character. :P
14-02-2020 07:39:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Heh.
14-02-2020 07:40:46 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: but nah, a ship captain like that would probably have like a +2 to navigation or trading or both, or maybe better.
14-02-2020 07:41:21 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: yeah, but he can cover for things like that by having +1 TO LITERALLY EVERYTHING
14-02-2020 07:43:17 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: It's not as super as you think!
14-02-2020 07:43:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: but sure.
14-02-2020 07:46:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: It'd be interesting having a character who can never level, though.
14-02-2020 07:46:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: might lead to more interesting adventures.
14-02-2020 07:46:34 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: get followers.
14-02-2020 07:46:41 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: which is... what a captain does!
14-02-2020 07:48:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: yeah, could go that route.
14-02-2020 08:09:25 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: hey dev, I assume charm and bluff/intimidate aren't exactly the same thing?
14-02-2020 08:09:57 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: We could try seducing our way out, but that'd increase our sale price! D:
14-02-2020 08:10:14 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I suppose it changes things a bit if we can actually use our one skill, but I'd think the time where that works is past.
14-02-2020 08:21:49 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: no, not really.
14-02-2020 08:22:02 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: diplomacy is going to depend on what you say.
14-02-2020 08:22:04 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: same with fighting.
14-02-2020 08:22:29 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: is there a way we use charm here which doesn't make things worse?
14-02-2020 08:22:35 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: cause I don't see it
14-02-2020 08:24:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: It's not inconcievable, but Charm does not seem like an advantageous strategem.
14-02-2020 08:24:11 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: "You guys are alright, you looking for another member?"
14-02-2020 08:24:28 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: hmm
14-02-2020 08:24:31 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: ...that works
14-02-2020 08:25:11 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: probably need a crit and it constitutes a decent into villany, but when has that ever stopped us?
14-02-2020 08:25:49 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: What you said previously about it raising your price is also valid.
14-02-2020 08:26:02 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: so..
14-02-2020 08:26:20 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: Yeah I wouldn't recommend it, it's just a way we could try to use Charm to get out of this
14-02-2020 08:27:00 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: well yeah, if we don't crit then they'll probably go along with it long enough to sap us again.
14-02-2020 08:27:14 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: it's not a good idea but it is certainly...
14-02-2020 08:27:16 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: and idea
14-02-2020 08:32:18 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/bound
14-02-2020 08:35:14 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: if you crit, it's gonna work.
14-02-2020 08:36:34 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: God, I remember having logarithms by hand explained to me a few times.
14-02-2020 08:36:37 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: it never sunk in.
14-02-2020 08:45:53 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: Sounds horrible anyway
14-02-2020 08:46:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: It'd probably be fun enough if I understood them.
14-02-2020 08:47:31 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: is anyone voting for just running away?
14-02-2020 08:47:35 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: cause I don't think so
14-02-2020 08:49:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Irony's current vote is ambiguous.
14-02-2020 08:49:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: it's 'evade' or 'knife and evade'
14-02-2020 08:49:55 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: those are different.
14-02-2020 08:50:14 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: Ah, I suppose I'm voting for evade?
14-02-2020 08:50:15 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: "knife or feint sapman out of our way and run for it."
14-02-2020 08:50:26 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: I assume using the knife will be useful, but I don't actually care about injuring him
14-02-2020 08:50:42 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: So stabbing or moving to stab him to get him out of the way is nice
14-02-2020 08:50:53 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Not caring about injuring him is a good reason to stab him~
14-02-2020 08:51:23 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: We got places to be, don't want to get bogged down knifing a man in the gut 25 times
14-02-2020 08:51:42 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: is dealing lethal damage not the simplest way to stagger someone when holding a lethal weapon?~
14-02-2020 08:51:52 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Oh yeah, stab once.
14-02-2020 08:52:18 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: One stab is enough, and it will either kill him or not, which we don't care about.
14-02-2020 08:52:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: that sounds like stab and go.
14-02-2020 08:52:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: ok.
14-02-2020 08:53:00 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: I would have voted for just pirouetting past him if I thought that was more feasible, but I assume knife is the better evasion tool
14-02-2020 09:07:46 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: hooray, violence wins!
14-02-2020 09:09:55 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: Not quite M U R D E R but violence nonetheless
14-02-2020 09:13:50 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: he might die
14-02-2020 09:13:57 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: you know, as a little bonus
14-02-2020 09:14:04 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: it's possible, yes.
14-02-2020 09:14:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: the combat rules for this are simple.
14-02-2020 09:14:17 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: thumbs up for killing slavers
14-02-2020 09:26:29 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: mmm.
14-02-2020 09:30:04 < IronyOwl!Mibbit@jy39-3-832-883.sd.sd.cox.net: I must slumber, night all
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14-02-2020 09:48:52 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=175631.0
14-02-2020 09:52:27 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: oh yeah, I forgot one way in which Katia is absurdly intelligent.
14-02-2020 09:53:55 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: She managed to contact the Soul Cairn from scratch having *flipped through* a conjuration textbook.
14-02-2020 09:54:52 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: She had the books on her person while doing it, but was blind.
14-02-2020 09:55:21 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: And she intuited that a hole in mundus would be a sphere, and the stars would be a 4-dimensional tube
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14-02-2020 16:16:10 < syv!GreatWyrmG@tjyjui-994-905-967-911.mycingular.net: Do recall, Katia has the superspeed reading abilities of the Oblivion protagonist, so her "flipping through" a book is our "casual reading".  Still impressive, though.
14-02-2020 16:18:12 < syv!GreatWyrmG@tjyjui-994-905-967-911.mycingular.net: TBH, while it *is* clear that Katia is extremely intelligent, I kinda dislike that fact.  It takes away from the "random unlucky person trying to rebuild their life", and shifts the story closer to "this person destined to be a world-saving hero and immortal god started off as one of the lowest members of society."
14-02-2020 16:20:08 < syv!GreatWyrmG@tjyjui-994-905-967-911.mycingular.net: Also, the alt text for a strip that's a few clips back in SMBC days that you can make an intelligible intensifier by combining any sensation and curse word.
14-02-2020 16:20:55 < syv!GreatWyrmG@tjyjui-994-905-967-911.mycingular.net: I don't think it's quite true, but now I want to use "shit-tingling" in a sentence.  Like "Bread is shit-tinglingly fungible!"
14-02-2020 16:21:12 < syv!GreatWyrmG@tjyjui-994-905-967-911.mycingular.net: That is all.
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