10-02-2020 00:52:26 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: "Did you really pick up the flowers?" "Of course not, Gaius, I'm a *Mage*. I set them on fire."
10-02-2020 01:26:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: hmm
10-02-2020 01:26:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: awooooo
10-02-2020 01:26:12 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: owo
10-02-2020 01:26:45 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: still appreicate how prequel has an entire page deticated to calling you rude~
10-02-2020 01:28:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Yes.
10-02-2020 01:29:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: and now you know why I don't like letting my identities cross-pollinate.
10-02-2020 01:29:27 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: roooooooode
10-02-2020 01:29:37 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: kofiman a rue!
10-02-2020 02:00:32 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I don't think I've read that sign before https://www.prequeladventure.com/this/story1597.gif
10-02-2020 02:01:04 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: (NO KHAJIIT except me and Rajirra)
10-02-2020 03:06:55 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: "sometimes the easiest method you know is the hardest method there is."
10-02-2020 03:06:56 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: oof
10-02-2020 03:17:39 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: https://www.prequeladventure.com/this/story1691.gif
10-02-2020 04:24:40 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: 'lo
10-02-2020 04:25:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Whisperling doing anything?
10-02-2020 04:26:33 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: nope
10-02-2020 04:26:55 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I'm glad that Katia doesn't have a health bar in this minigame or she would be fucking dead
10-02-2020 04:26:59 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: because I'm bad
10-02-2020 04:27:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: hah
10-02-2020 04:27:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: which minigame?
10-02-2020 04:27:09 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: big imp
10-02-2020 04:27:36 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: ahh, big imp.
10-02-2020 04:27:38 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: got me prize.
10-02-2020 04:27:51 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: way too many mines ;-;
10-02-2020 04:29:08 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: the key is to move slowly.  There's a few at fixed locations, but most are aimed at you.
10-02-2020 04:29:10 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: and yes, they're a pain.
10-02-2020 04:29:34 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: you know I'm too berserker
10-02-2020 04:29:43 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: gotta dash around like a madman
10-02-2020 04:30:36 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: "at least 100 seconds"
10-02-2020 04:31:58 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: yeah.
10-02-2020 04:32:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: the theoretical minimum is just over 100 seconds.
10-02-2020 04:32:17 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: you need 104 or less to get the prize.
10-02-2020 04:33:38 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: also at least these two songs are good for a labrynth, I say https://youtu.be/dyw6kQ5O-YA https://youtu.be/73jFyLYhoXs
10-02-2020 04:34:03 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: rest of the soundtrack too, to varying degrees
10-02-2020 04:40:55 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: "The only solace you receive from this action is the knowledge that you very briefly dismissed it as stupid before doing it anyway."
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10-02-2020 04:43:38 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: I am curious in how syv would describe MCing another MG..
10-02-2020 04:43:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: heya syv.
10-02-2020 04:43:50 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Slowly.
10-02-2020 04:44:15 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: The segment with aggy, especially after he summons snow, is my favorite part of prequel.
10-02-2020 04:44:26 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: yeah, I do like that part
10-02-2020 04:44:45 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Honestly prolly one of my favorite parts of any fiction, I've reread it many times and it's always great.
10-02-2020 04:45:09 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: ...my favorite part might actually be the rock-bottom after sigrid steals everything, *because* I know that things only get better for katia after that
10-02-2020 04:45:29 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Huh.  Interesting.
10-02-2020 04:45:46 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: and because everything on fire. :D
10-02-2020 04:45:57 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: see, it's shura
10-02-2020 04:46:23 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Oh, and my favorite spotted name is Armok talking about luck.  Though yes, Dev getting an entire update just to call him rude is easily #2.
10-02-2020 04:46:33 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Would MCing a player character result in more fucky narration at tier 3, or the same?
10-02-2020 04:46:41 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Katia is no Shura!  The players are Shura.
10-02-2020 04:46:49 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Define fucky?
10-02-2020 04:46:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: oh god.
10-02-2020 04:47:18 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: like everything Aggy says? :P
10-02-2020 04:47:55 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: oh, and remind me that if I should get in a tight spot in PS, which I absolutely will, to "think like a witchhunter"
10-02-2020 04:48:17 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Uhm.  Aggy's style is probably not at all what you'd get with MC.  Though maybe some of it...
10-02-2020 04:48:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: aggy
10-02-2020 04:48:46 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: okay, "hard for syv to describe" then
10-02-2020 04:48:59 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: would update take longer if I had L3? :P
10-02-2020 04:49:36 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Doubtful.  Updates taking awhile generally has little to do with the nuance of powers.
10-02-2020 04:50:03 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: huh
10-02-2020 04:50:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: powers are the easy bit?
10-02-2020 04:52:39 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Generally.
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10-02-2020 05:00:04 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: !
10-02-2020 05:00:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Damn it, now we've got all four people here, I can't go back to sleep nooowww
10-02-2020 05:00:25 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: lo
10-02-2020 05:00:29 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: hi
10-02-2020 05:00:36 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I am le tired
10-02-2020 05:00:38 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: how're people?
10-02-2020 05:00:45 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: but also need to keep reading prequel
10-02-2020 05:00:46 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: I am le tired
10-02-2020 05:01:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: MJ, do you follow Prequel?
10-02-2020 05:01:47 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: I do somewhat, I don't check it a lot, but I do occasionally check for updates
10-02-2020 05:01:56 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Something new out?
10-02-2020 05:02:18 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: depends how recently you checked it, I guess! :D
10-02-2020 05:02:37 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Last time I checked it the crhsitmas game had been out for a few days
10-02-2020 05:02:43 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: There's 29 levels now.
10-02-2020 05:02:46 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: dman
10-02-2020 05:02:48 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: There's 29 levels now.
10-02-2020 05:02:48 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: damn
10-02-2020 05:02:54 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Oops
10-02-2020 05:02:58 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: "Or, 28?"
10-02-2020 05:03:02 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: One day was skipped.
10-02-2020 05:03:20 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Kaz is easily distracted by the allure of flash games.
10-02-2020 05:03:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Also, it should've been finished already, but Kaz cannot into scheduling
10-02-2020 05:03:50 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: At least the flash games are fun.
10-02-2020 05:04:04 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Though, this one is borderlins aggravating.
10-02-2020 05:04:23 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Yeah, I played a bit of it, it's pretty damn hard
10-02-2020 05:04:46 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Oh you don't even know the half of it, if you only saw the first few nights.
10-02-2020 05:04:56 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: heh
10-02-2020 05:05:03 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: like the plot, tho
10-02-2020 05:05:18 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Yes, nighmares having to do christmas dreams is fun
10-02-2020 05:05:29 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Very Hogfather esque
10-02-2020 05:05:34 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: You get zots and that helps a bit, but then there's singing trees and just gaaaahhh
10-02-2020 05:06:08 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: ZOT
10-02-2020 05:06:23 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: I'm mostly curious whether it'll tie into Katia's nightmare person.  The sleipibou seems similar to that stuff.
10-02-2020 05:06:49 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Katia has a nightmare person? I thought she just had nighmare kings
10-02-2020 05:07:02 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: A lot of the discussion is pretty nice, too.  I like Quill and Vaermina's opposed viewpoints on writing.
10-02-2020 05:07:14 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: There's some intelligence that is the source of her dreams.
10-02-2020 05:07:23 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Recall the gold text at the end of her child dream?
10-02-2020 05:07:28 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: uhhhh
10-02-2020 05:07:30 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Child dream?
10-02-2020 05:07:38 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: "Kat hey kat"
10-02-2020 05:07:41 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Hmm
10-02-2020 05:08:02 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: The one where she looks like she's ten, and starts hopping down a staircase, that's all animated and everything.
10-02-2020 05:08:07 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: https://www.prequeladventure.com/2012/09/2244/
10-02-2020 05:08:26 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: huh, I don't think I've seen that one
10-02-2020 05:08:41 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: how far behind ARE you? ;P
10-02-2020 05:09:11 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: little kat
10-02-2020 05:09:26 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: I have no memory of this. I am now very confused.
10-02-2020 05:09:41 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: ...wait what? This was 2012?
10-02-2020 05:09:44 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: huh
10-02-2020 05:09:49 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: yes
10-02-2020 05:09:52 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: I'm not sure how I missed that.
10-02-2020 05:09:58 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: maybe you need to re-read, like I am
10-02-2020 05:10:02 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I forgot a lot
10-02-2020 05:10:16 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Huh, Weird, I don't typically forget stuff like that.
10-02-2020 05:10:39 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Is this right after she get's drunk at church and burns some stuff?
10-02-2020 05:10:44 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Yeah, you should add "reread Prequel" to your to-do list.  Right after "read Unsounded".
10-02-2020 05:10:56 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: she specifically doesn't get drunk there
10-02-2020 05:10:57 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: You'll get around to it before you're eighty, I'll bet.
10-02-2020 05:11:06 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Unsounded?  Why?
10-02-2020 05:11:12 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: she smashes the bottle, then lights the contents
10-02-2020 05:11:28 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Ah
10-02-2020 05:11:47 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: she has the nightmare because she DOESN'T get drunk
10-02-2020 05:12:05 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Unsounded, because both me and ER love it, and have repeatedly told MJ to read it, and he's said he would.  Eventually.  After having free time.  So, when he's seventy.
10-02-2020 05:12:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: ahh.
10-02-2020 05:12:31 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: I know you dislike the basic concept of it enough you won't even look at it, but we're still allowed to like it.
10-02-2020 05:12:40 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Yeah, of course.
10-02-2020 05:12:51 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: hey MJ, do you remember this part of Prequel? :P https://www.prequeladventure.com/this/story901.gif
10-02-2020 05:12:55 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Is unsounded the one with the kid and a zombie on a buddy movie to kill shit?
10-02-2020 05:13:11 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: ....I do not Er
10-02-2020 05:13:18 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: happy medic!
10-02-2020 05:13:29 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: That is a happy medic though
10-02-2020 05:14:12 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: what part is that from ER?
10-02-2020 05:14:48 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: That is when we played as "Nah", the vampire in Kvatch
10-02-2020 05:15:18 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: she saved Katia after she fell down a well trying to kill some slaughterfish
10-02-2020 05:15:24 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Ah
10-02-2020 05:15:46 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Huh, man, my memory is failing me.
10-02-2020 05:16:11 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: "Nah" is reminicing about the time back when proper medicence was practiced rather than everyone just using magic and alchemy
10-02-2020 05:16:35 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: which is apparently a reference to Daggerfall, which had a medical skill
10-02-2020 05:16:50 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Ohh, I hadn't caught that.
10-02-2020 05:17:10 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: also she likes doing surgery on people because she likes blood, because she's a vampire
10-02-2020 05:17:47 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: I'm always suprised more vampires aren't doctors in fiction
10-02-2020 05:18:01 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Espeically back in the day all you did was take peoples blood out of them
10-02-2020 05:18:10 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: heh
10-02-2020 05:19:12 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: maybe you should register a slot of your free time after unsounded to play that game, Vampyr?
10-02-2020 05:19:26 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: that has an olde timey vampire doctor
10-02-2020 05:19:34 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: That sounds like many things I like.
10-02-2020 05:20:33 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: yeah, you might like at least the sentiment of it
10-02-2020 05:20:56 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I don't recall your tolerence for Jank. It is Jank, I hear.
10-02-2020 05:21:42 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: It depends on the exact nature of the jank honestlly
10-02-2020 05:22:04 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: -reminder that midjag never beat DaS-
10-02-2020 05:22:10 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: small studio making a Big Game jank
10-02-2020 05:22:15 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Though admittedly he did get decently far into it.
10-02-2020 05:22:33 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: so yeah, DS-adjacent
10-02-2020 05:23:09 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: hmm, DS isn't particuarly jank honestly
10-02-2020 05:23:43 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: yeah
10-02-2020 05:24:12 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I mean, less jank than demon's, because they made demon's first and learned from it
10-02-2020 05:24:36 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Backstabs.
10-02-2020 05:24:53 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: dead angles :P
10-02-2020 05:25:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: JANK.
10-02-2020 05:25:53 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: heh, a medival vampire doctor would probably be the only one who's actually has some basic idea of anatomy.
10-02-2020 05:29:32 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Oh man, if you count dead angles, there's so much worse.
10-02-2020 05:29:59 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: J A N K
10-02-2020 05:30:02 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: I feel like most games with a well developed fighting system involve massive amounts of glitches treated as features
10-02-2020 05:30:04 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Chain backstabs.  Backstab escapes.  Ghost strikes.  Barrel rolls.  Reverse rolls.
10-02-2020 05:30:21 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Ravioli steps.
10-02-2020 05:30:25 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Dinner rolls.
10-02-2020 05:30:36 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Spaghetti legs.
10-02-2020 05:30:37 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Why is every move in DS named after food?
10-02-2020 05:31:16 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Well, estus is all an undead needs to live, and indeed is pretty much the only thing undead ever eat.
10-02-2020 05:31:28 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Have you ever tried living off of just one boring food alone?
10-02-2020 05:31:39 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: https://youtu.be/-xLa0U9i-bk
10-02-2020 05:31:49 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Does Jello for a week count?
10-02-2020 05:31:52 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Even if it's enough to survive on, you find yourself fantasizing about other foods very rapidly.
10-02-2020 05:32:05 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Eh, maybe.  Just a week is pretty short.
10-02-2020 05:35:26 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Yeah, I could see living off one boring food causing fanstaisty about other foods
10-02-2020 05:36:03 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: undeads can eat other things, like moss
10-02-2020 05:36:18 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: so presumably, they can eat food if they want?
10-02-2020 05:36:44 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: and an unhollowed one MIGHT eventually die without nutrition and become hollow?
10-02-2020 05:38:58 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Yeah, there's a number of things you can jam into your face.
10-02-2020 05:39:12 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: But how many of those things actually have any kind of positive taste?
10-02-2020 05:39:16 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Would a hollow taste anything?
10-02-2020 05:39:23 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: I don't see why not.
10-02-2020 05:39:33 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: I suppose they get posioned
10-02-2020 05:39:42 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I imagine the moss tasting pretty nice, actually?
10-02-2020 05:39:46 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: So they're at least a bit organic.
10-02-2020 05:39:49 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: ...Why?
10-02-2020 05:40:02 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: like the moss part would be sweet
10-02-2020 05:40:19 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: the flowers on the blooming part are bitter though
10-02-2020 05:40:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: In my experience, moss just... doesn't taste.  That's very limited experience, though.
10-02-2020 05:40:47 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: moss lady seems to love it. :P
10-02-2020 05:40:55 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Hey Devastator!  You've claimed to jam lots of weird junk in your mouth when you were a kid, did you ever find any tasty moss?
10-02-2020 05:41:23 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: I don't think I've ever tasted moss actually, at least intetionally at any rate.
10-02-2020 05:41:50 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: I bet elizabeth mushrooms taste good, at least.
10-02-2020 05:42:12 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: what about divine blessing?
10-02-2020 05:42:14 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Divine Blessings probably do too.
10-02-2020 05:42:44 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Beyond those... hrm.  Not too many items you jam in your mouth, really.
10-02-2020 05:42:44 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: It's got that gody goodness
10-02-2020 05:43:01 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: egg vermifuge, right?
10-02-2020 05:43:03 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Grass.  Which people constantly compare to weed, despite having the opposite effect.
10-02-2020 05:43:11 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Oh, yeah.
10-02-2020 05:43:22 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: oh yeah, grass has GOT to taste good right
10-02-2020 05:43:46 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: I mean grass is slang for weed, so I can see it.
10-02-2020 05:44:08 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Though weed is very much an acquired taste.
10-02-2020 05:44:10 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Oh huh, egg vermifuge actually has a described taste.  "Bitter, sour chestnut."
10-02-2020 05:44:18 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: oh yeah
10-02-2020 05:44:50 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: They're actually called "green blossoms", but most people just say grass.
10-02-2020 05:45:04 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: "Green weed, shaped like a flower. Temporary boost to stamina recovery speed.
10-02-2020 05:45:04 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: This uniquely bitter, biting herb is sometimes harvested in large quantities, but normally it is an annual plant found near water."
10-02-2020 05:45:15 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Everything is bitter.
10-02-2020 05:45:27 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: yes, bitter like our doomed souls
10-02-2020 05:45:44 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: one of the games should have been called doomed souls btw
10-02-2020 05:47:03 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Or bitter souls.
10-02-2020 05:47:20 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: but that's not a D word
10-02-2020 05:47:57 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Apparently divine blessings are just holy water, so probably not very delicious.  Purging stones don't give a flavor, but do use the eating animation, and... probably do not taste like bacon.
10-02-2020 05:48:21 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: crunchy
10-02-2020 05:48:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: No, can't say I've eaten much moss either.
10-02-2020 05:48:59 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: can't say I've eaten none, but no.
10-02-2020 05:49:02 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: ...odd that purging stones use that animation, as they're called stones and are described as being a human skull
10-02-2020 05:49:06 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: iirc
10-02-2020 05:49:28 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Elizabeth mushrooms don't have anything mentioning flavor, but in 2 they get this description:
10-02-2020 05:49:33 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: "Specially treated dried mushroom.
10-02-2020 05:49:33 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Creates a euphoric sensation when ingested, and restores a large amount of HP over time.
10-02-2020 05:49:33 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Saint Elizabeth devoted her life to helping the needy by concocting medicine and potions.
10-02-2020 05:49:33 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: It's thought her great virtue was matched only by her sublime beauty, but who can say now?."
10-02-2020 05:50:17 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: DS3 has estus soup and Seigbru
10-02-2020 05:51:20 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Amusingly, there's only four elizabeth mushrooms in DaS, all only available by time traveling into the past and interacting with the thing that makes them, and yet there's many found across the world in 2, which takes place on a different continent far in the future.
10-02-2020 05:51:41 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Standard DaS 2, I guess.
10-02-2020 05:52:14 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: oh, DS2
10-02-2020 05:52:58 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: "Poison can be exasperating"
10-02-2020 05:53:06 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: From the description of purple moss clumps.
10-02-2020 05:53:10 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: maybe the mushrooms come from that continent originally.
10-02-2020 05:53:41 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: but they're named after Elizabeth
10-02-2020 05:53:50 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: Yeah, maybe that person brought them over here.
10-02-2020 05:53:56 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: No, Elizabeth is literally a giant mushroom, and you get three by killing her.
10-02-2020 05:54:30 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Then again, she'll also give you those three if you rescue the princess, so maybe they're cultivated.
10-02-2020 05:55:06 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Either way, she's not mobile, so it's pretty weird for them to be more common on a continent that she's never been to, and can never go to.
10-02-2020 05:55:31 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: maybe that's literally a different elizabeth?
10-02-2020 05:55:32 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: ....While still being associated with her, on that continent.
10-02-2020 05:55:45 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: I would guess the shrooms dont taste great. 
10-02-2020 05:56:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Seems pretty obvious they meant the mushroom, considering the last line's tongue in cheek joke about her forgotten beauty.
10-02-2020 05:56:45 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: "It's thought her great virtue was matched only by her sublime beauty, but who can say now?."
10-02-2020 05:57:48 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: maybe after the chosen undead leaves oolacine for the last time, she gets a little hand cart for people to push her around
10-02-2020 05:57:48 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Also, why, MJ?
10-02-2020 05:57:54 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: and gets on a bote
10-02-2020 05:57:57 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Plenty of mushrooms taste delicious.
10-02-2020 05:58:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: ahh.
10-02-2020 05:58:42 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: maybe someone brought a spore over and there's some kinda mushroom hive mind.
10-02-2020 05:58:45 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: I don't know.
10-02-2020 05:58:45 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: because they're said to create a euphoric sensation
10-02-2020 05:58:57 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: Mostly cause the only mushroom I can think of that has euphoric or pyschedelic effects taste terrible.
10-02-2020 05:59:20 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: and yeah, the interesting mushrooms and tasty mushrooms don't overlap
10-02-2020 05:59:39 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: It *is* implied that the mushroom people are related to Elizabeth, so the shrooms being made by her descendants doesn't seem too crazy.
10-02-2020 06:00:08 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Thinking about it, DaS 2 has plenty of things from the first game that are totally senseless to be on that continent.
10-02-2020 06:00:18 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Like, for instance, *the fucking lordvessel*.
10-02-2020 06:01:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: mmm.
10-02-2020 06:01:17 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: maybe someone stole it.
10-02-2020 06:02:11 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: ...
10-02-2020 06:02:31 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Maybe all the stuff from DaS 1 was just carried there by the chosen undead, who then died.
10-02-2020 06:02:31 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: maybe nashandra is the chosen undead who did a dark lord ending?
10-02-2020 06:02:45 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I'm totally not qualified for that game theorizing
10-02-2020 06:02:53 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I've barely even played DS2
10-02-2020 06:02:58 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Nah, Solaire linked the fire, and Nashandra just ran off to Drangleic.
10-02-2020 06:03:39 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: The fire must be linked in DS2, but the chosen undead isn't necessarily the one who links it.
10-02-2020 06:03:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: if you weren't chosen, wouldn't linking make you retroactively the chosen?
10-02-2020 06:03:57 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: if all the loot was carried by CU, it would all be found in one giant loot-clump
10-02-2020 06:04:00 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: And Solaire would be ALL ABOUT setting himself on fire to give the world a sun.
10-02-2020 06:04:05 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: because CU never drops anything. :P
10-02-2020 06:04:29 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Nah, sold it all to Gavlan.
10-02-2020 06:04:39 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Gavlan then redistributed it via dwarves.
10-02-2020 06:04:42 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: you wheel, you deal
10-02-2020 06:04:49 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Exactly.
10-02-2020 06:05:55 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Dev, the "Chosen Undead" is the protagonist of DaS, even though there have been many "chosen undeads", since it's more a mythological role than an actual specific person or accurate prophesy.
10-02-2020 06:06:42 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: slash a lie/scam to get someone to go burn themselves up
10-02-2020 06:07:10 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: ...Nah, CU isn't Nashandra.  There's too much junk that predates Vendrick's Drangleic.
10-02-2020 06:07:29 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Like Artorias' sword being in the Old Iron King's dungeon.
10-02-2020 06:07:49 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: ...man, why would that happen
10-02-2020 06:08:02 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: fucking crow carry it there or something
10-02-2020 06:08:10 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: caw
10-02-2020 06:10:07 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: "An ancient greatsword of unknown origin.
10-02-2020 06:10:08 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: This sword was passed down through generations, until it reached Gordin, wandering knight of Forossa, and was lost upon his death."
10-02-2020 06:10:50 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: So that implies that either CU had kids and gave one of them Arty's sword, or if you wanna go the drama route, Ciaran was pregnant and nicked it.
10-02-2020 06:11:15 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: It got into Brume Tower because dumb ol' Gordin wandered in and died.
10-02-2020 06:12:23 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: all three versions of artorias's sword are gotted from boss soul shenanigans
10-02-2020 06:12:34 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Yeah.
10-02-2020 06:12:56 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: But the *actual* sword should be lying around after he died, and Ciaran could just go grab it.
10-02-2020 06:13:26 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: which would imply that the gettable ones aren't actually the sword arorias used, but your dumb broken straight sword you looted off a hollow and then poured hundreds of thousands of souls and divine metal into
10-02-2020 06:13:46 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: hmm, actual sword...
10-02-2020 06:13:49 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: In-game it disappears on his death, but so does his ponytail, and her little shrine has his ponytail.  So it's just a game mechanic that he disappears, in actuality his body was just left on the ground.
10-02-2020 06:22:04 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: mmm.
10-02-2020 06:22:51 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: also Ciaran wouldn't have nabbed the sword then, because Sif has it later on in the timeline?
10-02-2020 06:23:20 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: she would have... snuck up and stolen the sword from sif's corpse. sure.
10-02-2020 06:24:32 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Oh, that's a good point.  If Ciaran took the sword, she wouldn't be able to put it in Arty's grave.  Which also shows that the player-made Abyss greatsword is just something else, because the actual sword ended up there.
10-02-2020 06:25:02 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Though, we get back to the weirdness of "well why is the sword enormous, when it's small in the past AND future?"
10-02-2020 06:25:17 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Maybe Sif's sword is, like, an honorary replica?
10-02-2020 06:25:49 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: maybe it was repaired and made bigger specifically for sif to use?
10-02-2020 06:26:10 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: because the one arty uses in his boss fight is beaten up like the abyss greatsword
10-02-2020 06:26:52 < syv!GreatWyrmG@smevxj-513-529-538-70.mycingular.net: Hmm.
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10-02-2020 06:52:34 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: I should probably go to bed.
10-02-2020 06:52:47 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.hvh.npz: night
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10-02-2020 06:55:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: see ya
10-02-2020 06:56:06 < ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: ah
10-02-2020 07:58:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: mmm.
10-02-2020 08:30:16 -!- ER!ER@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com has quit [Quit:  HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- Nine out of ten l33t h4x0rz prefer it]
10-02-2020 10:12:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@ghbm-2y2zj3ql3dbs8ct7qmc4c7rgq.ipv0.telus.net: syv?
10-02-2020 16:15:45 < Piecewise!Piecewise@54-055-76-17.lsv0.qwest.net: Got a A++ rating, so there is something above A+
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