05-01-2020 00:05:53 -!- parisbre56[Away] is now known as parisbre56
05-01-2020 00:06:15 > parisbre56: I have him acting like a mix of cat and dog most of the time
05-01-2020 00:06:29 > parisbre56: so really, birds are the obvious enemy
05-01-2020 00:09:17 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: heya paris.
05-01-2020 00:09:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: ..fuck, I'm off in a bit.
05-01-2020 00:10:08 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: I do like how we keep freaking out Eihwyl.
05-01-2020 00:10:23 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: "What kind of fucking monster are you?"  ;-p
05-01-2020 00:10:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: dunno how to handle the gang.
05-01-2020 00:10:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: taking out the leader is good, but the underbosses might just take over.
05-01-2020 00:11:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: maybe we can leave a couple of them notes telling them to stay out of the line of fire and get out of town.
05-01-2020 00:11:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: and then kill the boss.
05-01-2020 00:12:10 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: The underbosses then loot the treasury and flee, but we'll be able to ease the squeeze on people, due to a lack of fat cat crooks taking all the bucks.
05-01-2020 00:17:26 > parisbre56: I don't know how easy it is to take down a gang in star wars, but it's probably not as easy as merely killing the boss
05-01-2020 00:18:29 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Depends on size.
05-01-2020 00:18:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: there are gangs that run planets.
05-01-2020 00:18:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: and there are gangs with fifty guys.
05-01-2020 00:19:18 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: with this one, it sounds like we should be able to make it work if we can clear out some of the dross and cut the workers in at better rates.
05-01-2020 00:19:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: we'll still have to pay off the cops, but it should be workable.
05-01-2020 00:19:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: it'll do fine as long as draggy needs less money than the ring of crooks who take the profits for themselves.
05-01-2020 00:20:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: less profit needed means less extortion needed, which means the locals will be happy.
05-01-2020 00:20:27 > parisbre56: well, yeah, but you have to actually convince people you have the skills to run a gang. Draggy has yet to fully realise that you can't do everything yourself
05-01-2020 00:20:52 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: No, we don't need to do that, we just need to convince one of the crooks to do it in our name.
05-01-2020 00:21:04 > parisbre56: hmm. that's true
05-01-2020 00:21:06 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: and convince that guy that killing the boss and other underbosses in favor of draggy will be better for him.
05-01-2020 00:21:42 > parisbre56: so you get all the benefits without having to do all the work. that's brilliant
05-01-2020 00:21:49 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: one of them will probably be older or have kids or something.
05-01-2020 00:21:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: and would be okay with going mostly legit.
05-01-2020 00:22:03 > parisbre56: only problem is that you get lots of attention, but you'd get that anyway
05-01-2020 00:22:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: ..I'm pretty sure draggy can only avoid attention for so long.
05-01-2020 00:22:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: and.. he'd get less attention that way than with an open war.
05-01-2020 00:22:36 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: or as the open leader.
05-01-2020 00:23:37 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: I mean, he's what, two months old and the size of a person?  I don't know how big he's going to be in six months, but it'll be not small.
05-01-2020 00:24:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: but lets get some money, do the slicing, find a way to get past the gang, track down the killer.. lots of stuff.
05-01-2020 00:25:22 > parisbre56: I wanted to give the impression that this is a city with lots of things going on. hi,
05-01-2020 00:25:40 > parisbre56: history, crime, gambling, all that.
05-01-2020 00:26:19 > parisbre56: and this is the middle city so you bad things but not too bad
05-01-2020 00:26:52 > parisbre56: upper city would probably be more politics and running from the security force because they actually care about the rich folk upstairs
05-01-2020 00:27:28 > parisbre56: lower city would be grim dark, pay for oxygen, war on the streets
05-01-2020 00:28:43 > parisbre56: which is kinda ridiculous considering that they can literally hold everybody hostage by threatening to blow up some supports
05-01-2020 00:28:57 > parisbre56: but that's star wars lore for ya
05-01-2020 00:29:36 > parisbre56: I love it that I get to write in a universe where I don't have to care about things being all that logical
05-01-2020 00:31:56 > parisbre56: anyway, these quests should keep you busy until you raise the stats enough to trigger one of the big events.
05-01-2020 00:32:48 > parisbre56: oh, and I didn't have you eat the blasters because more people voted to hide them. wonder what the hell they are actually gonna do with them.
05-01-2020 00:32:59 > parisbre56: it's not like they ever use them
05-01-2020 00:33:14 > parisbre56: but dragons gonna hoard I guess
05-01-2020 00:33:19 > parisbre56: so it's in character
05-01-2020 00:34:14 > parisbre56: anyway, that's enough for today. later.
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05-01-2020 01:41:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: it's not necessarily going to hold them hostage with supports.  I'm betting the spires are at least partly held up by antigravity.
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05-01-2020 02:12:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: yo
05-01-2020 02:12:24 < er!androirc@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: <3
05-01-2020 02:12:35 < er!androirc@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Had work, then dnd
05-01-2020 02:12:59 < er!androirc@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Now? Probably time to sleep ;p
05-01-2020 02:15:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: mmm
05-01-2020 02:17:31 < er!androirc@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Pretty much the end of current dnd, because the GM realized all the things he was doing wrong and wanted time to rejig things. :P
05-01-2020 02:20:52 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: uh oh.
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05-01-2020 05:59:28 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: lo
05-01-2020 06:06:34 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: hi
05-01-2020 06:08:16 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: How're you?
05-01-2020 06:09:36 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Tired.
05-01-2020 06:09:42 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: I see
05-01-2020 06:09:57 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Had like a halfhour nap before coming to work, work up around eightish yesterday morning.
05-01-2020 06:10:14 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Fucking hell dude.
05-01-2020 06:31:15 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Okay, apologies for the silence, was doing busywork
05-01-2020 06:32:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: back
05-01-2020 06:32:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: hey guys.
05-01-2020 06:33:48 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: hey dev
05-01-2020 06:34:56 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: yay!  missed you the last couple days.
05-01-2020 06:35:02 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: also, no orders in K-com
05-01-2020 06:37:34 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Yeah.  I haven't been doing forum games because I've been in that "no fun allowed until I update MY game" state.  Which has mostly resulted in me dicking around and watching YT or reading random articles on unimportant things.
05-01-2020 06:38:08 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: mmm
05-01-2020 06:38:15 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Meaning to go through the forum games today, so I don't miss too much.  Is K-com particularly urgent?
05-01-2020 06:38:17 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: you want advice on that or to do other dicking around?
05-01-2020 06:38:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Nah, just there are no orders in it.
05-01-2020 06:38:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: which is new for me.
05-01-2020 06:46:17 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: I read you were thinking something was wrong about a stadium.
05-01-2020 06:51:45 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: PS.
05-01-2020 06:56:36 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: yeah.
05-01-2020 06:56:45 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: what's the problem?
05-01-2020 07:00:17 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: I have a set goal in mind for what the environment looks like.  I additionally have the goal to have all environments be accurate/realistic.  The environment I decided to have is, while not *impossible*, rather unusual, meanig it conflicts somewhat with what the actual reality would be.  Furthermore, it's an environment I have no personal experience with, which makes describing it unpleasant, as "accurate description" becomes a nebulous goal th
05-01-2020 07:01:05 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: All this stacks on top of my general dislike for/difficulty with environmental descriptions.  Overall, this results in it being easiest to Just Not Do, because doing it is hard.
05-01-2020 07:01:26 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: What's the enviroment?
05-01-2020 07:02:18 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: A large outdoor stadium that fully encircles a sports field of undefined type, which has been repurposed for a jousting event.
05-01-2020 07:02:50 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: For small to moderate size city of a small nation.
05-01-2020 07:03:34 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: I can help describing that, I have been to outdoor stadiums a lot
05-01-2020 07:04:24 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: ...Yes, I know, and I did ask for your help awhile ago.  You gave me literally the only solid point of description I ended up being comfortable using.
05-01-2020 07:04:45 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: mmm.
05-01-2020 07:04:48 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: oh right.
05-01-2020 07:04:52 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: equestrian stadiums, MJ?
05-01-2020 07:05:01 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Nah football.
05-01-2020 07:05:14 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: College football specifically.
05-01-2020 07:05:22 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: ..And I guess highschool as well
05-01-2020 07:05:25 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: I did marching band.
05-01-2020 07:07:58 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: mmm.
05-01-2020 07:08:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: well, with equestrian basically any shape goes.
05-01-2020 07:09:04 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Oh?
05-01-2020 07:10:08 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: ..yeah.  For a dressage (ridiculously fancy riding) you basically demonstrate horsemanship skills and horse comportment with a routine, which can fit into any reasonable arena.
05-01-2020 07:10:24 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Ah.
05-01-2020 07:10:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: for jumping each event/arena is supposed to have its own course.
05-01-2020 07:11:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: for racing things are sort of standardized but not really.. differences exist, and basically we're talking about a big dirt oval.
05-01-2020 07:12:15 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Yeah, I know racing ones, just because of the kentucky derby. But that's about it.
05-01-2020 07:13:39 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Hell, Spruce Meadows is this odd sorta oblong shape.
05-01-2020 07:16:36 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: for a fully inside equestrian stadium.. well, I think the best example would be the Saddledome.
05-01-2020 07:16:38 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: which is multi-use.
05-01-2020 07:19:38 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: eh.
05-01-2020 07:19:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: I think all you really need is some place full of people and noisy.
05-01-2020 07:20:12 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: That is pretty much every stadium.
05-01-2020 07:21:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: yeah.
05-01-2020 07:21:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: so how are you, MJ?
05-01-2020 07:21:35 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Also hot, but that might just be because I live in the south currently.
05-01-2020 07:22:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Spruce Meadows is fun, because not only do they have the jumping courses, there's a judging stand with four trees at the corner, right there in the middle of the arena.
05-01-2020 07:22:14 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: and a little stand where the guy who resets the jumps is based.
05-01-2020 07:22:15 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: That does sound neat
05-01-2020 07:22:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Oh, and all the obstacles get moved around every year.
05-01-2020 07:22:32 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: or event.
05-01-2020 07:23:01 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Not bad, this holiday break has been crazy busy for me, like a this point it will be a mild relif to go back to school.
05-01-2020 07:24:08 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Hah.
05-01-2020 07:24:30 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: yeah.
05-01-2020 07:24:50 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: but yeah, since horses are smart, you can have basically any kinda shape, so long as you have some way of getting the horses in and out.
05-01-2020 07:25:02 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: cool.
05-01-2020 07:25:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: although it probably wouldn't be as loud as most contemporary stadiums for other sports.
05-01-2020 07:25:39 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: but still loud.
05-01-2020 07:25:49 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Spooks the horses?
05-01-2020 07:26:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Somewhat.
05-01-2020 07:26:42 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: they can get used to it, but..
05-01-2020 07:29:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: mmm, that's a downside to mobility 3.
05-01-2020 07:29:46 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: can't go to one of those for fun, no point.  ;-p
05-01-2020 07:30:00 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Faster then the horses? :P
05-01-2020 07:30:14 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: yeah, and far jumpier.
05-01-2020 07:30:21 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: heh
05-01-2020 07:30:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: eh, she'd outgrow it pretty soon, anyway, but it'd be something.
05-01-2020 07:34:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: (she couldn't compete, no matter what.  They regulate tack pretty heavily.)
05-01-2020 07:34:40 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: tack?
05-01-2020 07:34:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: would notice the not-a-horse bit.
05-01-2020 07:34:49 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: it's what you call 'stuff you put on a horse'
05-01-2020 07:34:53 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Ah.
05-01-2020 07:36:32 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Watching some hilights.  I forgot just how hard they made the courses at spruce meadows.
05-01-2020 07:36:44 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: I mean, it might be the world premiere event, but even so.
05-01-2020 07:40:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: god, calling tack 'stuff you put on a horse.'
05-01-2020 07:40:14 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: oh well.
05-01-2020 07:40:53 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: heh
05-01-2020 07:41:20 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: glad your life is ok.
05-01-2020 07:41:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: busy holidays?
05-01-2020 07:43:25 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Bit of just busy holidays and the other half is doing family stuff, my twin bro is going through a bad breakup so I've been helping with that.
05-01-2020 07:43:40 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: ahh.
05-01-2020 07:43:46 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: should send him a harem member.
05-01-2020 07:43:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: ;-p
05-01-2020 07:44:07 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: heh. That might help honestly.~
05-01-2020 07:44:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: so no fireballs yet?
05-01-2020 07:50:06 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: heh, nah
05-01-2020 07:51:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: should be good then.
05-01-2020 07:51:20 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: remember, as long as there are no fireballs and no more than one tail, you're ok.
05-01-2020 07:57:51 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: heh, yeah
05-01-2020 07:57:56 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: So I can fuck a dog as long as I don't set it on fire first?
05-01-2020 07:58:02 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: presumably.
05-01-2020 07:58:34 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: although in MJ's system I'm basically saying that so long as no more than one member is currently engaging True Form, it's ok.
05-01-2020 07:59:49 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: ...What bestiality laws does Canada have?  IIRC the US ones were made after the horse sex death, so does Canada even have them?  Or did y'all just preempt the suicidal horsefuckers and make it illegal before any incident?
05-01-2020 08:00:09 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: horse sex death?
05-01-2020 08:00:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: I have no idea, I'd have to look it up.
05-01-2020 08:00:18 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Yeah.
05-01-2020 08:00:23 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: I'm pretty sure it's illegal, but I have no idea.
05-01-2020 08:00:25 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: ....do I even want to know?
05-01-2020 08:00:30 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Abdominal puncture.
05-01-2020 08:00:35 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: ah
05-01-2020 08:00:50 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
05-01-2020 08:01:33 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Ahh, just washington?
05-01-2020 08:01:35 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Sad.
05-01-2020 08:02:35 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: I see
05-01-2020 08:03:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: looks like it's only legal in West Virginia, New Mexico, and Wyoming, according the wikipedia.
05-01-2020 08:04:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: (insert joke here)
05-01-2020 08:04:22 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: They practically write themselves
05-01-2020 08:05:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: "Knowingly engage in any sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal"
05-01-2020 08:05:31 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: "As of February 10, 2018, 45 states and 2 territories ban sex with animals, while 5 states and the District of Columbia have decriminalized it (due to repeal of sodomy laws)."
05-01-2020 08:06:06 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Oglaf. https://www.oglaf.com/heterogeneous/
05-01-2020 08:06:18 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: oh, and Hawaii.
05-01-2020 08:09:51 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Oh, this reminds me of an infographic I've seen, IIRC circulated from some EU nation.  Has some nice little outlines of a man sticking his penis into a cow (illegal), and a man sticking his forearm into a cow for artificial insemination (legal), a hog receiving a blowjob (illegal), a hog being castrated without anesthesia (legal), and a chicken in bondage gear (illegal, and hilarious), with a chicken in a tiny cage (legal).  I really wish I had
05-01-2020 08:10:33 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: ...I remember thinking of it as bestiality apologism, but come to think of it I think it was generally meant to be advocating animal rights.
05-01-2020 08:10:40 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: ..Yeah.
05-01-2020 08:11:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: although it does make me wonder with the first one if someone knows how often you need to stuff the uterus back inside the cow after it gives birth.
05-01-2020 08:11:28 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Also I don't think putting a chicken in bondage gear in itself would be illegal by any bestiality laws I know of.
05-01-2020 08:11:43 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: It's just a costume.
05-01-2020 08:11:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: I'm not sure it is illegal.
05-01-2020 08:13:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: and in most places tiny cages are.
05-01-2020 08:18:05 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: found it. https://imgur.com/gallery/dzYiO
05-01-2020 08:18:21 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Seems like they aren't in the USA, but are in the EU, and have been for two decades.
05-01-2020 08:18:38 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Yup, that's it.
05-01-2020 08:19:05 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: That would be a really, really dumb position, with the pig.
05-01-2020 08:19:48 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: yeah
05-01-2020 08:25:07 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: welp, I'm going to bed.
05-01-2020 08:25:10 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Night gents
05-01-2020 08:25:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: see ya
05-01-2020 08:25:36 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Byeee
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05-01-2020 08:25:49 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: also you don't use a knife to castrate animals.
05-01-2020 08:25:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: ..unless it's different for pigs.
05-01-2020 08:27:04 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: I'd kinda expect anesthesia to be a good idea as well, not for animal welfare, but just for ease and safety.  Cutting off an unconscious animal's bits is a hell of a lot easier, I'd think.
05-01-2020 08:27:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: ...Though I think there's also a rubber band method?
05-01-2020 08:27:30 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Which, yeah, no anesthesia needed there.
05-01-2020 08:30:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: yeah, rubber band method is the real way to do it.
05-01-2020 08:30:31 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: although maybe it's different for pigs.
05-01-2020 08:31:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: any PS progress, or just more faffing today?  ;-p
05-01-2020 08:34:11 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Apparently pigs are indeed castrated by knife, because the testicles don't hang down enough for good banding.
05-01-2020 08:36:23 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: As for today... well yeah, faffing about so far.  Stress, yay.  Now, now I'm tired and I'd be asleep if I didn't have to be awake for work.
05-01-2020 08:36:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: mmm.
05-01-2020 08:36:45 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Maybe I'll write something, I dunno.  Sometimes exhaustion makes it easier.
05-01-2020 08:39:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: hmm.
05-01-2020 08:39:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Is it that you can do too much when some place turns into a labrynth?
05-01-2020 08:39:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: I mean, it seems to me like you can have basically anything happen.
05-01-2020 08:41:02 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: If you try and look at this from a logical perspective, it's dumb that I got stuck here.
05-01-2020 08:41:39 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: pfft.
05-01-2020 08:41:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: as if writer's block is logical.
05-01-2020 08:42:47 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: But no, the transformation into a labyrinth should be relatively straightforward and easy (though, admittedly, the current block is trying to figure out how to segue from description into the transformation description).  The trouble I've had is with physically describing the stadium before the transformation.
05-01-2020 08:43:02 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Which, you may notice, was sidestepped by arbitrarily blinding Tooru.
05-01-2020 08:43:37 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Hmm?  You've defined it fine.
05-01-2020 08:43:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: it'll be basically an oval with a dirt floor, some walls around it, and stands above them.
05-01-2020 08:44:06 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Yup!
05-01-2020 08:44:14 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Note the fact that this was not described.
05-01-2020 08:44:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Yeah, but it's pretty basic.
05-01-2020 08:44:38 < * syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr shrugs
05-01-2020 08:44:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: all that's special would be a fence thing between the two competitors, which, IIRC, is the actual 'lists'
05-01-2020 08:45:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: and probably some space for each rider to get set up.
05-01-2020 08:45:34 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: There would probably be an official examining everyone before the tilt, and another one judging the tilts, and probably at least two people with cameras.
05-01-2020 08:45:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: that is, one each for examinations.
05-01-2020 08:47:26 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: ...I do not need to be told this, I do not want to be told this, I did not request to be told this, and it is unpleasant to be told this.  Please stop telling me this.
05-01-2020 08:47:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: oh, sorry.
05-01-2020 08:50:08 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Thank you.
05-01-2020 08:53:29 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: ..I just want to help, and think it's fine if you don't describe the stadium.  Concentrating on people or emotions like you did was just fine.
05-01-2020 08:53:31 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: ..Dammit.
05-01-2020 08:55:14 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Yeah.  Thanks for trying to help, I just... that's not what's helpful right now.  The intent is appreciated, even if the effort was not successful.
05-01-2020 08:55:46 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: mmm.
05-01-2020 08:55:55 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: turning into a labrynth.
05-01-2020 08:56:10 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: so someone's witching out right there, or is the witch arriving from somewhere else?
05-01-2020 08:57:44 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Mm.
05-01-2020 08:58:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: I think the fact that it's a labyrinth is extremely obvious, and is going to be explicitly stated next update, so I'm fine with talking about that.
05-01-2020 08:58:54 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: The specific explanation of what's going on is not obvious, so I'm not gonna give a freebie there.
05-01-2020 08:59:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: that's fine.
05-01-2020 09:00:06 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: I'm asking the question in the hopes of helping you through it, not gathering info.
05-01-2020 09:01:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Mm.  I've had this specific labyrinth and witch in my head for well over a year, it's solidly defined.
05-01-2020 09:01:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: ahh, ok.
05-01-2020 09:02:00 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: The stadium, and the circumstances of the stadium's scene, *that's* newish stuff (well, prolly like five months old, but that's three or four updates ago?).
05-01-2020 09:02:02 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: What the hell is going on with this IVAN game.
05-01-2020 09:02:10 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: But the labyrinth and witch are solid and old.
05-01-2020 09:02:13 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: I've found two extremely valuable items, well, three really.
05-01-2020 09:02:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: and just about got murdered twice by random crits from shitty enemies.
05-01-2020 09:02:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: I found a freaking dragonhide helmet, I shouldn't be at risk of insta-death via beheading.
05-01-2020 09:03:36 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: but I found a scroll of change material and another scroll of charging, on the second floor.  If I find a wand of cloning and a helm of brilliance, I have the entire game already.
05-01-2020 09:14:31 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: ..and got an angel from a low-level sacrifice from the god of smithing.
05-01-2020 09:14:32 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: the hell.
05-01-2020 09:16:52 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: I haven't seen one of those for years, it's like a 1% chance.
05-01-2020 09:22:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Guess you don't play much, then?  ;P
05-01-2020 09:32:02 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Yeah, most games I binge for a while.
05-01-2020 09:32:06 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: "A broken helmet of brilliance.
05-01-2020 09:32:10 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: well, one to go.
05-01-2020 09:32:21 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: also found a second scroll of charging.
05-01-2020 09:32:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: otoh, I need booots.
05-01-2020 09:32:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: or the wolves will eat my feet.
05-01-2020 09:44:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: ugh, found a mithril halberd.
05-01-2020 09:44:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: do I change from two-handed swords to halberds?
05-01-2020 09:44:40 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: halberds are better now, but I won't be able to wield two of them unless I get far, far too much arm strength.
05-01-2020 09:46:18 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Halberds!
05-01-2020 09:46:33 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Not quite glaives, which are my favorite, but halberds are still great.
05-01-2020 09:50:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: ok!
05-01-2020 09:51:32 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifLXK4RgRho
05-01-2020 09:51:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Now that's a screwup.
05-01-2020 09:53:18 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: actually, only a 28 strength minimum to one-hand a halberd.
05-01-2020 09:53:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: that's actually concievable.
05-01-2020 09:53:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: (mithril, mind you.)
05-01-2020 09:53:46 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: it's like CC1.5 levels.
05-01-2020 09:57:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Oh, phew.
05-01-2020 09:57:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: that would have been brutally unfair.
05-01-2020 09:57:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: stepped on a mine, with a wand of lightning standing on top of it.
05-01-2020 09:57:20 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: fortunately the wand didn't explode.
05-01-2020 10:05:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: god, attack wands.
05-01-2020 10:05:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: useful, but so, so dangerous.
05-01-2020 10:06:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: if you don't have one, sometime you get murdered by a monster with a +4 mithril short sword or something.
05-01-2020 10:06:08 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: if you do have one, you die when you step on a mine.
05-01-2020 10:14:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: "The wolf critically bites you in the left arm!  Your left arm is severed off!"
05-01-2020 10:14:06 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: fucking wolves.
05-01-2020 10:21:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: they have special combat rules that cause them to go for the limbs far more often than normal attacks.
05-01-2020 10:25:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: it's basically a check to make sure you have gloves and boooots.
05-01-2020 10:31:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: great, and the wolf ate the arm.
05-01-2020 10:31:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: welp, good thing healing potions can regrow limbs.
05-01-2020 10:47:02 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Also welp, those orders from shadowclaw are invalid.
05-01-2020 10:52:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: well, they're valid but stupid.
05-01-2020 10:52:29 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: eh, my fault.
05-01-2020 10:58:42 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: well, mostly valid.
05-01-2020 11:01:12 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: heh
05-01-2020 11:03:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Yeah.
05-01-2020 11:03:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: I'll say one bit right now.
05-01-2020 11:04:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: you only need one airstrip per base.
05-01-2020 11:04:19 < er!androirc@94-72-365-21.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Morning.
05-01-2020 11:04:42 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Also, irony's question the other day is that buildings are usable when they're done.  a 1 turn building will be usable next turn.
05-01-2020 11:05:10 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: if you want to design a 0 turn prefab hangar, go for it.
05-01-2020 11:18:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: Mmm.
05-01-2020 11:19:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: the Hamilton Tiger-Cats made a highlight reel.
05-01-2020 11:19:14 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: still love the name.
05-01-2020 11:19:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: a team called the Tigers merged with a team called the Wildcats.
05-01-2020 11:44:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: "You stab the rookie dark knight.  The rookie dark knight manages to partially block your strike with his bronze long sword +1.  The bronze long sword +1 breaks.  The rookie dark knight manages to partially block your attack with his bronze shield +1.  The bronze shield +1 breaks.  The rookie dark knight dies screaming."
05-01-2020 11:45:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: well, he tried.
05-01-2020 11:55:13 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: Since when does Robin use a sword and shield?
05-01-2020 11:58:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: dunno!
05-01-2020 11:59:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: man, I need that wand of cloning soonish.
05-01-2020 11:59:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: three freaking charging scrolls.  Even if I get a one-charge wand it'd be victory.
05-01-2020 12:00:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: If I don't, I'll have to recharge polymorph wands hoping to make one.
05-01-2020 12:03:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: ..it might not be possible to get those from polyphiling.
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05-01-2020 12:26:52 < er!androirc@vayj-738-322-875-756.sip.ard.bellsouth.net: Hey
05-01-2020 12:29:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: hmm?
05-01-2020 12:31:41 < er!androirc@vayj-738-322-875-756.sip.ard.bellsouth.net: Only hi
05-01-2020 12:32:07 < er!androirc@vayj-738-322-875-756.sip.ard.bellsouth.net: I'm not yet awake enough to say anything interesting.
05-01-2020 12:32:15 < er!androirc@vayj-738-322-875-756.sip.ard.bellsouth.net: How are you feeling?
05-01-2020 12:34:35 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: nnngggaaaaahhh
05-01-2020 12:34:46 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: kaz game hard
05-01-2020 12:35:04 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: zeroth when
05-01-2020 12:36:45 < er!androirc@vayj-738-322-875-756.sip.ard.bellsouth.net: Not for another 7 hours at least~
05-01-2020 12:37:31 < er!androirc@vayj-738-322-875-756.sip.ard.bellsouth.net: Actually I kind of feel like I should really rest after work, so more than that?
05-01-2020 12:37:58 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: ;-;
05-01-2020 12:38:01 < syv!GreatWyrmG@104.136.rzg.vsr: bye
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05-01-2020 12:38:57 < er!androirc@vayj-738-322-875-756.sip.ard.bellsouth.net: Aw.
05-01-2020 12:39:23 < er!androirc@vayj-738-322-875-756.sip.ard.bellsouth.net: I offer my sympathies with whatever.
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05-01-2020 18:23:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: 'lo paris
05-01-2020 18:24:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: hmm, kinda disappointed, was hoping Draggy could just see in total darkness.
05-01-2020 18:27:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@l450-546-43-71.bchsia.telus.net: maybe later.
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05-01-2020 20:21:54 > parisbre56: yeah, later. you need magic for that. or night vision goggles.
05-01-2020 20:22:10 > parisbre56: hmm. does star wars have night vision?
05-01-2020 20:23:25 > parisbre56: oh, wait, republic commando had night vision
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