09-10-2019 00:28:21 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: hmm.
09-10-2019 00:28:23 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: Piecewise?
09-10-2019 00:33:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: 'Oh, you think so? You think it is "troublesome" that we might be trapped in a hentai adaptation of "A League of Their Own" for the rest of our lives?'
09-10-2019 00:35:30 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Hello
09-10-2019 00:36:58 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Being trapped in a hentai world is only bad if you're a woman
09-10-2019 00:37:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: Fair enough.
09-10-2019 00:37:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: Although in that case reality also consisted of like five rooms.
09-10-2019 00:46:40 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Nah
09-10-2019 00:46:44 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: there are outside places too
09-10-2019 00:46:49 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: but only like 1 street
09-10-2019 00:46:55 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: And most people don't have faces
09-10-2019 00:51:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: heh.
09-10-2019 01:40:11 -!- er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com has joined #einsteinianroulette
09-10-2019 01:40:18 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: <3
09-10-2019 01:42:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: heya.
09-10-2019 01:43:08 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Hey.
09-10-2019 01:44:07 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Just logging in so that I can be AFK while I'm asleep~
09-10-2019 01:44:36 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: We'll see how long I sleep for.
09-10-2019 01:48:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: ok.
09-10-2019 01:48:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: see ya
09-10-2019 01:48:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: or don't see ya.
09-10-2019 01:50:09 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: And then Er slept forever
09-10-2019 01:50:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: aye.
09-10-2019 02:17:29 -!- syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi has joined #einsteinianroulette
09-10-2019 02:20:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: hey syv.
09-10-2019 02:21:10 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: hey dev.
09-10-2019 02:25:28 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: http://i.4pcdn.org/tg/1452239101141.png
09-10-2019 02:26:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: that's not the right way to make grilly cheese.
09-10-2019 02:26:06 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: but yes, I agree.
09-10-2019 02:30:39 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: hey, Piecewise.
09-10-2019 02:30:45 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: Have you read Prachett?
09-10-2019 02:33:35 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: yes
09-10-2019 02:33:40 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: not all of it but a fair bit
09-10-2019 02:33:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: Which ones are best?
09-10-2019 02:35:18 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Thats subjective
09-10-2019 02:35:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: That's ok.
09-10-2019 02:35:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: I'm asking for an opinion.
09-10-2019 02:35:31 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: But I recommend starting with the first, the color of magic
09-10-2019 02:35:59 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: or "Colour" if you're drowning in spotted dick
09-10-2019 02:36:10 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: or fucking canadian.
09-10-2019 02:36:19 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Was gonna say.
09-10-2019 02:37:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: ok.
09-10-2019 02:37:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: lets say you don't have time to read all thirty some.  Same answer?  Colour of magic?
09-10-2019 02:52:00 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Well, so far I haven't slept forever.
09-10-2019 02:52:14 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Hello, Extremely Riled.
09-10-2019 02:52:20 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Might still happen, who knows.
09-10-2019 02:54:06 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Anyway, say you gain the ability of the player character of dark souls; kill things, absorb their souls, use them to level up. What things do you kill, and what stats do you level?
09-10-2019 02:55:11 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: IRL?
09-10-2019 02:55:16 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Uh.  Am I alone in this ability?
09-10-2019 02:55:45 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Yup.
09-10-2019 02:56:29 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Cows.  I get a job in a slaughterhouse.  I don't need to be the knocker, as long as I'm decently close I absorb the souls.
09-10-2019 02:56:58 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Since my job doesn't actually require substantially more stats than I have, I level int and a bit of vit.
09-10-2019 02:58:12 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: A *ton* of cows die at very high rates in slaughterhouses, so unless humans are just many orders of magnitude more soul-heavy than cows, this is probably just the most efficient path.
09-10-2019 02:58:58 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: If humans *are* that much more valuable, I'm guessing it scales with rank, so... uh, I guess I'll go shoot Trump.
09-10-2019 02:59:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: eh, just work for mossad if you're gonna do assassinations.
09-10-2019 02:59:56 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Seems to scale more with danger level than size or rank, so go kill some geese or something~
09-10-2019 03:00:08 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: heh.
09-10-2019 03:00:13 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: I think I'd have difficulty joining the mossad.
09-10-2019 03:00:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: well, if danger level is what's important, there's always hunting.
09-10-2019 03:00:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net:  they take non-jews.
09-10-2019 03:00:26 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Also, no ER.  Wheel Skeletons, versus Pinwheel.
09-10-2019 03:00:52 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: I think I'd have difficulty joining the mossad regardless of my heritage.
09-10-2019 03:01:23 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: dunno, some all-around stats and you could prolly manage.
09-10-2019 03:01:29 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Nobody said the creator of the universe is a good judge of what's actually dangerous. :v
09-10-2019 03:02:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: heh.
09-10-2019 03:02:04 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Cows are pretty dangerous, I still think plan slaughterhouse is the most efficient.
09-10-2019 03:02:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: well, could work a factory trawler.
09-10-2019 03:02:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: You'd be closer to the cows.
09-10-2019 03:02:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: fish.
09-10-2019 03:02:43 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Mm, maybe.
09-10-2019 03:02:56 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Though, skels seem to drop a lot less than their toughness would warrant. Probably because they're not really alive.
09-10-2019 03:03:14 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Oh yeah
09-10-2019 03:03:14 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Fucking skeledogs.
09-10-2019 03:03:19 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: They're worse than most of the bosses.
09-10-2019 03:03:22 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: You don't get to eat their whole life force, just a measly animating force.
09-10-2019 03:04:46 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: They need less energy to be a threat because they're all light and dex-build.
09-10-2019 03:06:01 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Welcome to my Ted talk about the lore meaning behind how many souls each enemy drops in dark souls.
09-10-2019 03:07:05 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Like, skels and silver knights drop nice even amounts because they're lawful beings who were specifically engineered to use that much energy.
09-10-2019 03:07:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Engineered?
09-10-2019 03:07:29 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Aren't silver knights just hollow undead?
09-10-2019 03:07:36 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: https://manganelo.com/chapter/kumo_desu_ga_nani_ka/chapter_0
09-10-2019 03:07:38 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Hollows drop wierd uneven numbers because they're broken down evolved creatures.
09-10-2019 03:08:02 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Silver knights are...something
09-10-2019 03:08:08 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Black knights are ghosts
09-10-2019 03:08:45 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: they say silver knights chose to stay behind so they must be independent beings at least. 
09-10-2019 03:09:14 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: That comic is kinda cute but pretty boring really.
09-10-2019 03:09:29 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Manga.
09-10-2019 03:09:31 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Whatever.
09-10-2019 03:09:36 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Black knights aren't ghosts water you on
09-10-2019 03:09:58 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: You don't need cursed weapons to hit em
09-10-2019 03:09:59 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Nah, that... that lines up with my memory, though I can't recall why.
09-10-2019 03:10:35 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: They're just demon slayer silvers who got a lil crispy
09-10-2019 03:11:07 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Hmm
09-10-2019 03:11:38 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: There's a hollow slayer sword in DS3 which you can use to figure out which enemies are hollow.
09-10-2019 03:12:03 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: And aren't there black and silver knights in that game too?
09-10-2019 03:12:33 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Apparently they take bonus damage from occult in DaS.
09-10-2019 03:13:15 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Silvers do?
09-10-2019 03:13:43 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I always figured they were uncorrupted and also not really human.
09-10-2019 03:14:42 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: They appear to have existed during the war with the dragons, which was before humans were really a thing?
09-10-2019 03:14:57 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: So I think Gwyn made em.
09-10-2019 03:15:29 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: So like, they're constructs, same as skeletons.
09-10-2019 03:15:30 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Blacks do, I don't believe silvers do.
09-10-2019 03:16:46 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Nah, seems like both colors get hit harder by occult.  Which does kinda point toward them being something special.
09-10-2019 03:17:52 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I mean, you never see a face behind that helmet, do you?
09-10-2019 03:18:01 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: "The knights followed Lord Gwyn when he departed to link the Fire but they were burned to ashes in the newly kindled flame, wandering the world as disembodied spirits ever after."
09-10-2019 03:18:05 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Eat the whole ass, er
09-10-2019 03:18:13 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Ahh, there we go.
09-10-2019 03:18:25 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: They're fully bodied!
09-10-2019 03:18:34 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Also still not ghosts!
09-10-2019 03:18:44 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: yeah they are
09-10-2019 03:18:49 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: You never see a face behind that helmet, do you?
09-10-2019 03:18:51 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: you see them on the way to the kiln
09-10-2019 03:18:54 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Just animated armor.
09-10-2019 03:18:59 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: in incorporeal form
09-10-2019 03:19:11 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: you're smacking the armor, not the knight
09-10-2019 03:19:21 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Whap
09-10-2019 03:19:24 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: To be fair, those could be *other* knights, and they use the same model.
09-10-2019 03:19:49 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: By then you've permakilled plenty of black knights, nothing to say those aren't just the permadead ones' ghosts.
09-10-2019 03:20:02 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: But... yeah, they aren't undead, they're something weird.
09-10-2019 03:20:54 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Though I guess the silvers can't be undead either, since having undead guard the halls against undead would be a bit... bad.  Maybe they're just tiny giants, like Ciaran.
09-10-2019 03:21:31 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Cute lil giants. ^_^
09-10-2019 03:22:56 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: I dunno if Ciaran is a giant
09-10-2019 03:23:03 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: she might be god race?
09-10-2019 03:23:15 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: I think they actually mention her being cyclopean or something
09-10-2019 03:23:18 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Doesn't the cutscene show silver knights tossing lightning spears? Why don't they do that in game?
09-10-2019 03:24:26 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Giant, god race, basically the same thing really.
09-10-2019 03:24:32 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Ciaran is a cthulu.
09-10-2019 03:24:32 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: "Mask of the Lord's Blade Ciaran, one of Gwyn's Four Knights. The cyclops headpiece is common to all of the Lord's Blades, but Ciaran was determined to earn this soft porcelain mask as a unique decoration of honor. The mask is lined with ivory locks of hair."
09-10-2019 03:24:36 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Though she isn't vulnerable to occult, so...
09-10-2019 03:25:17 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: The cyclops thing looks more like a symbol than an actual viewport for a cyclops.
09-10-2019 03:25:24 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: probably
09-10-2019 03:25:25 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: She's a player model, right?
09-10-2019 03:25:32 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: I'm not sure
09-10-2019 03:25:35 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: I'll check
09-10-2019 03:25:36 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: The helmet even has eyeslits.
09-10-2019 03:25:40 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: And yes, playermodel.
09-10-2019 03:26:12 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: https://memeworld.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Dark_739da7_5346954.jpg
09-10-2019 03:26:14 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Heh
09-10-2019 03:26:38 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: heh.
09-10-2019 03:26:56 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: No playermodel characters have occult or holy weaknesses to my knowledge, so maybe they just didn't bother adding it specifically for her.
09-10-2019 03:27:00 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: [Placeholder]
09-10-2019 03:27:20 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Yeah, fair, but maybe she just wasn't supposed to.
09-10-2019 03:27:36 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: By Ssael she's Patches!
09-10-2019 03:28:47 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: I really quite like her chestpiece.
09-10-2019 03:28:52 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Looks neato.
09-10-2019 03:29:53 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Unnamed third race to explain human sized, human looking, but not human characters
09-10-2019 03:29:57 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhut up
09-10-2019 03:30:26 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Is there a reason she's not human?
09-10-2019 03:31:37 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Are you asking why we're saying she's not human?
09-10-2019 03:31:47 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Because it's in her dialogue, if so.
09-10-2019 03:32:38 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: heh.
09-10-2019 03:32:52 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Welp.
09-10-2019 03:33:06 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: She talks about humans as though she isn't one
09-10-2019 03:33:14 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: though she might just be a dick
09-10-2019 03:33:52 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Maybe giants just vary massively in size.
09-10-2019 03:34:28 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: And do we know what Artorias and Ornstein are?
09-10-2019 03:34:29 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Was there ever actually anything which confirmed gywnevere's size?  Or did Gwyndolin just decide to make his sister massive because ????
09-10-2019 03:34:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: I know that part's true.
09-10-2019 03:34:49 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: YUGE
09-10-2019 03:34:51 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Well, they're pretty big.
09-10-2019 03:34:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: lots of variation.
09-10-2019 03:35:31 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Berenike knights are huge, and also hollows.
09-10-2019 03:35:37 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Aka human.
09-10-2019 03:36:31 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: ...Yeah.
09-10-2019 03:36:46 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Fuck it, enemies are all kinds of crazy sizes in soulsborne games.
09-10-2019 03:36:51 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: It means nothing.
09-10-2019 03:37:15 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Well, considering the size of the other gods, I'd think he just made Gywnevere big for the sake of awe
09-10-2019 03:37:40 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: biggest anime tiddy
09-10-2019 03:38:14 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: a hotly contested title, that.
09-10-2019 03:39:44 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: So like, Artorias was corrupted by the abyss, we see a lot of humans also corrupted by the abyss, making them too human, I think it makes sense if Artorias is a human.
09-10-2019 03:39:56 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: ...No.
09-10-2019 03:40:16 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Also I'd really debate that "too human" argument.
09-10-2019 03:41:08 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: It says their humanity went wild or something.
09-10-2019 03:41:48 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Yes, but that doesn't mean they've got too much humanity, it meant their humanity went fucky.
09-10-2019 03:42:09 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Due to something done by manus, the first human, who attacks with huge swarms of humanity from his soul, and looks like a giant mutated monster.
09-10-2019 03:42:51 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: And there are enemies down in the abyss who are just masses of solid humanity.
09-10-2019 03:43:14 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: "The head of an Oolacile resident whose humanity went wild after being devoured by the Dark of Manus, Father of the Abyss. The bloated head is fissured, the cracks lined with innumerable tiny red eyeballs with a hard outside and mucous-filled inside, no sane person could ever wear it."
09-10-2019 03:43:38 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: A) The whole bit about their humanity going wild actually says it was *devoured*.
09-10-2019 03:43:41 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Mm, eyes on the inside.
09-10-2019 03:43:44 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: B) EYES ON THE INSIDE
09-10-2019 03:44:22 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Though hell, that one might just be translation error.
09-10-2019 03:44:37 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Might be meant to mean they were corrupted by his dark, or something.
09-10-2019 03:45:37 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I dunno man, seems like a clear case of "too little dark soul makes you fucky, too much dark soul makes you fucky too, just enough dark soul just makes you a normal asshole like the rest of the humans"
09-10-2019 03:46:03 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: What humans are is kinda...hard to say
09-10-2019 03:46:08 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: especially with ds3 lore
09-10-2019 03:46:42 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Also hard to say: what things that aren't humans are. Also everything else.
09-10-2019 03:47:17 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0Y2hVe_bw&list=PLUdiKeIiQSQkLRwPeg9dXvtCE_0c5bPri&index=19
09-10-2019 03:47:49 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: Ahh, look around you.
09-10-2019 03:47:55 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: all the truth that you could ever want.
09-10-2019 03:49:23 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: More truth than you can handle
09-10-2019 03:50:50 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: Yes.
09-10-2019 03:50:59 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: exactly.
09-10-2019 03:51:12 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: What are the gods but people who aren't humans but they look basically humans but they're not because humans are a specific thing in this universe that isn't just people who look humanish but also the specific thing that humans are is not explained
09-10-2019 03:52:27 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Also, DaS 2.
09-10-2019 03:52:36 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: In case youwanted the lore to make less sense.
09-10-2019 03:52:51 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Priscilla is half dragon and half something else that's probably not human but she looks basically like a human.
09-10-2019 03:53:08 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Clearly she's half gof.
09-10-2019 03:53:11 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: God.
09-10-2019 03:53:33 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Half dragon, half god. The ultimate OC
09-10-2019 03:53:52 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Quelaag's human bits look pretty damn human, but she's also directly a god.
09-10-2019 03:54:11 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Yup.
09-10-2019 03:54:17 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Maybe everyone is god race, but humans are just the gods with bits of the human soul jammed into them.
09-10-2019 03:54:28 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Probably?
09-10-2019 03:54:44 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: In fact I think that's very directly the answer.  :P
09-10-2019 03:55:03 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: But then, calling the humanoid body "god" is a bit silly.
09-10-2019 03:55:10 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Humans are something different because DS3 basically says that the gods cursed humans to contain their abyssal power
09-10-2019 03:55:42 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Sure, whatever, but abyssal power is literally humanity.
09-10-2019 03:55:55 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: The ringed knight stuff specifically talks about it
09-10-2019 03:56:06 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: what does that mean?
09-10-2019 03:56:07 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: And humanity was just the fourth lord soul found in the first flame.
09-10-2019 03:56:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: 'gods cursed humans to contain their abyssal power.'
09-10-2019 03:56:19 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net:     Malformed black armor of the Ringed Knights. The armor of early men was forged in the Abyss, and betrays a smidgen of life.
09-10-2019 03:56:20 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net:     For this reason the gods cast a seal of fire upon such armor, and those who possessed them.
09-10-2019 03:56:24 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: But humanity is the lordsoul of dark, right?
09-10-2019 03:56:52 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Oh god, does DaS 3 intermix both the DaS 1 and DaS 2 definitions of the abyss?
09-10-2019 03:56:55 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: It does, doesn't it?
09-10-2019 03:57:06 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: L O R E
09-10-2019 03:58:17 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Basically, what it seems is that Gods are "Humans" aligned with fire and light while "Humans" are beings either from the abyss and dark or aligned with it, or something
09-10-2019 03:58:38 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: The difference between "God" and "Human" seems to be that disparity 
09-10-2019 03:59:09 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Hence why the gods wanted to rekindle the flame and restrain man
09-10-2019 03:59:28 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: So first there were trees and dragons, rad. Then fire happened and a buncha shit went down all at once, and humanoid bodies we just had laying around for some reason started moving and stole the lord souls which made them gods.
09-10-2019 03:59:52 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Yeah.  Humanity is the dark soul, and "people" existed before the lord souls--the dark soul among them--were found, so humans were created once some person found the dark soul and started spreading it around.
09-10-2019 04:00:43 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: But one of those lordsouls was really good at splitting up, and gave a whole bunch of people just a little god power?
09-10-2019 04:01:04 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: I guess you could look at it like this: You got a "Gray" progenitor race before the souls. SOme of them found the lord souls and their followers or descendants became the gods, and the followers or descendants of the pygmy became humanity
09-10-2019 04:01:45 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: So where the fuck did the progenators come from
09-10-2019 04:01:48 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: though honestly the time before fire is very vague at best
09-10-2019 04:01:52 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Not sure on that, either.  You get a lord soul from the bed of chaos, it's not bequeathed or anything, it's the OG lord soul.
09-10-2019 04:01:57 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: dragons apparently just always were there
09-10-2019 04:02:04 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: any leftover grays?
09-10-2019 04:02:11 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: It's just "and then they came" and suddenly people
09-10-2019 04:02:16 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: But to do that you don't strictly need to kill Quelaana, the fair lady, or that other sister outside the boss fog/
09-10-2019 04:02:55 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: You could say they count as gods because they're her daughters
09-10-2019 04:03:05 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: So you get the soul, or at least the vast majority of it, despite there being a bunch of sisters directly descended from that soul's holder, who all look human.
09-10-2019 04:03:38 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Maybe the witch didn't do any soul bequeathing, and her children are just what the greys look like.
09-10-2019 04:03:48 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Yeah.
09-10-2019 04:03:54 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: called gods because of their mother
09-10-2019 04:04:08 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: but not actually any different from people, just lacking humanity
09-10-2019 04:04:27 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: And then there are demons....
09-10-2019 04:04:33 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Fair lady likes to nom humanity though.
09-10-2019 04:04:37 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Then there's other legit gods who don't have lord souls, though.  Like, wasn't there a thing about Gwynevere eloping with some flame god?
09-10-2019 04:04:39 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: which is a whole new can of worms
09-10-2019 04:04:58 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Flann I think his name is
09-10-2019 04:05:20 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: https://darksouls.fandom.com/wiki/Flame_God_Flann
09-10-2019 04:05:21 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: yep
09-10-2019 04:05:26 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Velka seems like a whole different sort of god from Gwyn's family.
09-10-2019 04:05:43 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: And Velka, that was the other one I was trying to think of.
09-10-2019 04:05:46 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: And remember there's "All Father Lloyd" 
09-10-2019 04:05:52 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: More mythological, not a physical presence.
09-10-2019 04:06:03 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Velka seems to have legit power, but doesn't have a lord soul.
09-10-2019 04:06:28 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: I think there are deep lore theories about how she is actually behind it all
09-10-2019 04:06:30 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: I always figured Allfather was just your generic fake faux-christian god.
09-10-2019 04:06:48 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: He's mentioned to be Gywn's uncle
09-10-2019 04:06:57 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Either that or just some weird po---oh, welp, there you go.
09-10-2019 04:07:31 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Alluncle
09-10-2019 04:07:45 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: he hated the undead something fierce 
09-10-2019 04:08:20 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Dark souls is one of the most interesting zombie stories, I must say
09-10-2019 04:08:20 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: So, politics.
09-10-2019 04:08:42 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: I'm gonna build an asylum to keep the undead in, and they're gonna pay for it!
09-10-2019 04:08:47 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: But yeah like, Velka's a legit god while the others are just power-crazed grays with giant souls. :p
09-10-2019 04:09:20 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: We never knew where giants came from either
09-10-2019 04:09:26 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Gray people get these magic super power souls, one of them splits their soul and hands it out to a bunch of weirdos, and you've got the main dude's uncle shouting that all those newage hippies who split their soul up are just the *worst*.
09-10-2019 04:09:28 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: there's also the idea that you get bigger with more souls
09-10-2019 04:09:47 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Oh no
09-10-2019 04:09:59 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Its all a metaphor for the conflict between capitalism and communism
09-10-2019 04:10:02 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: And when they start going crazy, he's first to lead the lynches.
09-10-2019 04:10:24 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: If you get bigger with more souls, why is Gwyn so small?
09-10-2019 04:10:49 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: I mean, admittedly, he did give almost all of it away and then burn for who knows how long
09-10-2019 04:10:53 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: There's lots of things bigger than him, he's barely bigger than the black knights.
09-10-2019 04:10:58 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Ahh, that's fair.
09-10-2019 04:11:19 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: "
09-10-2019 04:11:19 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net:     Soul of Gywn, Lord of Sunlight and Cinder, who linked the First Flame.
09-10-2019 04:11:19 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net:     Lord Gywn bequeathed most of his power to the Gods, and burned as a cinder for the First Flame, but even so, Lord Gywn's soul is a powerful thing indeed.
09-10-2019 04:11:19 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: "
09-10-2019 04:12:07 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: It would have been neat to have a "in his prime" time travel fight vs him
09-10-2019 04:12:11 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Then why don't we grow fatter by leveling up? :p
09-10-2019 04:12:18 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: then again, maybe thats just nameless king
09-10-2019 04:12:19 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Game limits
09-10-2019 04:12:34 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Same reason Wander is a stick even at the end of the game.
09-10-2019 04:12:55 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Come on, Katamari Souls.
09-10-2019 04:13:09 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: 99 str, look like underfed Chinese orphan.
09-10-2019 04:13:27 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Thats one thing Fable actually did do
09-10-2019 04:13:33 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: have you get buffer as you gained strength
09-10-2019 04:13:42 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: You could mod it into DaS.  Use the chibi mod, start skeletal, get swoler as you level up.
09-10-2019 04:13:50 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: By the end of the game, we don't even need shortcuts, just stomp over everything.
09-10-2019 04:13:53 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: I think the gungame mod actually kinda does that.
09-10-2019 04:14:02 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: And yes, Fable did.
09-10-2019 04:14:03 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Yeah, I think
09-10-2019 04:14:29 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Your char also got hilariously tall if you maxed skill/ranged combat, which was amusing.
09-10-2019 04:17:37 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Welp, so I guess we're all in agreement?
09-10-2019 04:17:52 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: About ds lore?
09-10-2019 04:17:54 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Want to argue about Velka?
09-10-2019 04:18:05 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: We could talk about hollow knight lore
09-10-2019 04:18:08 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: thats pretty interesting
09-10-2019 04:18:12 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Rain world lore is too
09-10-2019 04:18:18 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: But I haven't played it.
09-10-2019 04:18:26 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: We actually see Velka in statue form in ds3
09-10-2019 04:18:45 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: By which I mean that I have played it, but I don't own it.
09-10-2019 04:18:54 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: http://darksouls3.wdfiles.com/local--files/statue-of-velka/statue-of-velka.JPG
09-10-2019 04:18:59 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Sounds like heresy.
09-10-2019 04:19:17 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: There's an idea that Velka is actually behind everything in ds1
09-10-2019 04:19:44 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: the crow was hers, used to get you to lordran so you could punish the gods for their hubris 
09-10-2019 04:19:45 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Of course, she's the one actual god.
09-10-2019 04:20:38 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Also, giant fuckoff crow which literally picks you up and takes you exactly where you need to go, not very subtle, Velka!
09-10-2019 04:23:05 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Crow women in the painted world
09-10-2019 04:23:21 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Very sexy I mean...nah fine
09-10-2019 04:23:36 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Ornifex best waifu
09-10-2019 04:23:44 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Those are women?
09-10-2019 04:23:44 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Also that crow is invulnerable.
09-10-2019 04:23:49 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Yes?
09-10-2019 04:24:06 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: One that talks appears in 2.
09-10-2019 04:24:24 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Also, not best waifu, she's flat chested.
09-10-2019 04:24:56 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Efen fucking *Gwyndolin* is bustier.
09-10-2019 04:26:00 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Elfin.
09-10-2019 04:26:42 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Flat is justice
09-10-2019 04:26:56 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Also, we must consider things other than boobs when selecting best waifu.
09-10-2019 04:27:16 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Such as, for example, thicc thighs.
09-10-2019 04:27:34 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6FAX71WCNXc/maxresdefault.jpg
09-10-2019 04:27:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: heh.
09-10-2019 04:28:25 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/958586341169803593/DCA25B52C36B68B5836E645BCCD342E826815ED3/
09-10-2019 04:29:13 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Even the ass is weird.
09-10-2019 04:29:37 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Well yeah, it's a crow monstrosity.
09-10-2019 04:29:55 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Tits are definitely the most important metric, anyway.
09-10-2019 04:30:00 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Quelaag best girl.
09-10-2019 04:30:25 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: And hey, you want thighs?  She's got more of those than anyone else.
09-10-2019 04:30:33 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Her legs add a lot though!
09-10-2019 04:30:35 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Big ass?  Welp.
09-10-2019 04:32:38 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Secretly though, I think Reah is best.
09-10-2019 04:33:23 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Just a tiny girl who can teach you a spell which does ten billion damage if you invest in a mostly useless stat.
09-10-2019 04:34:03 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Too bad she's pretty useless
09-10-2019 04:34:24 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Where's the fugging wrath of gods when your white knights went nutso?
09-10-2019 04:34:49 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: She doesn't use it when you aggro her.
09-10-2019 04:35:02 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: maybe her faith is too low
09-10-2019 04:35:05 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: If she's best girl, why do you not know how to spell her name?
09-10-2019 04:35:07 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: ironically
09-10-2019 04:35:15 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: Sy with the mad burns
09-10-2019 04:35:37 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Because I can't spell in general
09-10-2019 04:36:16 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: My spellery is terrible
09-10-2019 04:38:15 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: A terrible wizard
09-10-2019 04:38:52 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: I like hollow knight
09-10-2019 04:39:00 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: all the lore of ds but everyone is a cute bug!
09-10-2019 04:39:48 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Cute.
09-10-2019 04:39:55 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: heh.
09-10-2019 04:40:01 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: GIT GUD
09-10-2019 04:40:29 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Hey syv, how far are you into Unsounded?
09-10-2019 04:43:38 < Piecewise!Piecewise@35-436-87-22.lsv8.qwest.net: 8 inches
09-10-2019 04:44:01 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: I want to throw a fish at you.
09-10-2019 04:44:19 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: A rotten one.
09-10-2019 04:44:26 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: c12_01
09-10-2019 04:45:08 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: There's a na'vi on the page, as wel as Uaid's ass.
09-10-2019 04:45:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: so any page?
09-10-2019 04:45:36 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: And some tits, I guess.
09-10-2019 04:45:53 < syv!GreatWyrmG@72.168.wus.yi: Shush Dev, nobody cares about your lazy complaining.
09-10-2019 04:47:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@qgzi-0q4jd4zi6cuj54sc986sbk6mo.ipv6.telus.net: heh.
09-10-2019 04:47:52 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Minnow is pretty good, though I think you'll only meet her properly in ch13
09-10-2019 04:52:56 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Oh, but next page opens to some contextless bloodshed! ;P
09-10-2019 05:05:31 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Mm, and we get to meet Roger. Yup, good chapter this!
09-10-2019 05:12:39 < er!androirc@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: Mm, ch13 is better though.
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