23-05-2019 00:11:53 < * ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com continues to dance smugly
23-05-2019 00:23:37 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: ER confirmed nazi for attacking disney
23-05-2019 00:24:32 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: PW  confirmed nazi for attacking me
23-05-2019 00:25:04 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: and I'm a communist, thank you very much
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23-05-2019 00:35:04 -!- Topic for #einsteinianroulette: We need a slogan!
23-05-2019 00:35:04 -!- Topic set by syv [Monday 22 April 2019, 07:40:15]
23-05-2019 00:36:20 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Paris is ignoring this place
23-05-2019 00:37:16 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: you're just hard to be around for people with their sanity left~
23-05-2019 00:38:31 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Otherwise known as losers
23-05-2019 01:12:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: heya Piecewise.
23-05-2019 01:13:58 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: hello
23-05-2019 01:14:24 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Watching Armor hunter Mellowlink
23-05-2019 01:14:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: hmm, background that would be good for romance shenanigans.
23-05-2019 01:14:29 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: oiya
23-05-2019 01:14:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: ..ok?
23-05-2019 01:14:50 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Its about a man who fights mechs on foot
23-05-2019 01:14:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: ..Looking at that image link from John Walker.
23-05-2019 01:15:06 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: That guy only played action games during the mid-90s.
23-05-2019 01:15:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: or later than that.
23-05-2019 01:15:18 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: I'm not sure he ever played them
23-05-2019 01:15:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: 00s.
23-05-2019 01:15:21 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Yeah.
23-05-2019 01:15:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: "A struggle to survive 30 seconds.'
23-05-2019 01:15:32 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: That's been action games since forever.
23-05-2019 01:15:47 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Because Devil may cry and ninja gaiden and shit existed for a long time
23-05-2019 01:16:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Excluding the brief period when everything went to 3d.
23-05-2019 01:16:18 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: that basically describes Devil Daggers which was a favorite of pretty much everyone at the site he cofounded
23-05-2019 01:16:36 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: he co-founded RPS?
23-05-2019 01:16:41 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: yeah
23-05-2019 01:16:49 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: and he just left it
23-05-2019 01:17:17 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: for what?
23-05-2019 01:17:26 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: unsure
23-05-2019 01:18:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Oh, got some links for ya, PW.
23-05-2019 01:18:14 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: http://loweringthebar.net/2019/03/alert-catnip-cocktail.html
23-05-2019 01:25:42 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Don't eat catfood either
23-05-2019 01:25:51 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: its mostly heroin
23-05-2019 01:26:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: So that's why they spend 12 hours a day sleeping.
23-05-2019 01:26:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: and 12 hours a day completely tweaked out.
23-05-2019 01:41:57 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Hmmm
23-05-2019 01:44:44 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: what should I make a dungeon out of....
23-05-2019 01:44:47 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Mountain top? 
23-05-2019 01:44:56 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Catacomb? 
23-05-2019 01:45:18 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: ant nest?
23-05-2019 01:45:22 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: giant abandoned storage container in lunar orbit
23-05-2019 01:45:31 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Cool
23-05-2019 01:45:51 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: silent hill
23-05-2019 01:47:04 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: shopping mall.
23-05-2019 01:47:20 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: didn't you do that once, actualyl?
23-05-2019 01:48:43 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: yep
23-05-2019 01:50:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Well, there's hospital.
23-05-2019 01:50:46 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: There hospital
23-05-2019 01:50:48 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: There castle
23-05-2019 01:51:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Heh.
23-05-2019 01:51:18 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: unlit hole in the ground that leads nowhere
23-05-2019 01:51:38 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Thats just my house
23-05-2019 01:53:45 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Fortified compound.
23-05-2019 01:54:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: like some crazy's madness castle, except at some point it becomes topological madness.
23-05-2019 01:55:04 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: the problem with a fortified place as dungeon is that the most difficult part will inevitably be the very beginning :P
23-05-2019 01:56:18 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Internal lines, fallback lines, etc.
23-05-2019 01:56:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: At some point the guy could no longer reach the outer parts to maintain the fortifications.
23-05-2019 01:57:36 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: hmm
23-05-2019 01:57:46 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: so I have a setup that I like but honestly got no idea what rules I want
23-05-2019 01:58:20 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: and "roll 1d6" seems inadequate.
23-05-2019 01:59:40 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: I like ER's 
23-05-2019 01:59:51 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: It feels like a samurai jack set piece
23-05-2019 02:00:05 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: And samurai jack is cool so
23-05-2019 02:01:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: hole in the ground?
23-05-2019 02:01:25 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Abandoned storage container in orbit
23-05-2019 02:02:00 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: The Giant Robo ova is looking good
23-05-2019 02:03:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: "Potato substitute, 100 tons."
23-05-2019 02:03:21 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: That is a very large potato
23-05-2019 02:04:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: It's what you have when you don't have potato.
23-05-2019 02:04:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: and dammit, no giant room in Dig.
23-05-2019 02:06:10 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: 252.66 cubic feet of potato specifically
23-05-2019 02:06:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Hmm.
23-05-2019 02:06:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: big potato.
23-05-2019 02:06:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: not that big room.
23-05-2019 02:06:35 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: wait
23-05-2019 02:06:42 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: is a ton 1000 or 2000lbs?
23-05-2019 02:06:50 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: 2000lbs.
23-05-2019 02:07:37 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: so 505 cubic feet ish
23-05-2019 02:07:52 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: yeah.
23-05-2019 02:07:58 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: a bit less than eight feet on a side.
23-05-2019 02:08:04 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: potato closet.
23-05-2019 02:08:08 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: wait no, thats for 10 tons
23-05-2019 02:08:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: That makes it 17 feet, 2 inches on a side.
23-05-2019 02:08:55 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: 5055 cubic feet for 200,000lbs which is 100 tons 
23-05-2019 02:08:59 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: (I think)
23-05-2019 02:09:29 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: assuming spacefilling potato or spherical potatos?
23-05-2019 02:09:52 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: space filling. 5055 solid cubic feet
23-05-2019 02:10:17 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: https://www.aqua-calc.com/calculate/food-volume-to-weight
23-05-2019 02:11:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: mmm.
23-05-2019 02:31:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Could have the dungeon be inside the giant robot.
23-05-2019 02:32:12 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: mm, apple slices with sharp cheddar
23-05-2019 02:36:05 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: "So that's a game based on a mod for a game based on a Warcraft 3 mod based on a StarCraft mod."
23-05-2019 02:36:59 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: League?
23-05-2019 02:37:19 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: dota auto chess
23-05-2019 02:39:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: oh.
23-05-2019 02:39:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: so is League..
23-05-2019 02:45:12 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Dota auto tic tac toe
23-05-2019 02:46:04 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: dota auto chess, and game that's nothing like dota or chess
23-05-2019 02:47:01 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Dog automata connect 4
23-05-2019 02:48:24 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: it's a spinoff of neir automata featuring the dog from silent hill's joke ending
23-05-2019 02:49:33 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: https://i.imgur.com/wDvVm19.jpg
23-05-2019 02:53:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: "My life is better when I pretend certain things don't exist."
23-05-2019 02:55:13 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: "This is fine"
23-05-2019 02:56:45 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: "Indeed."
23-05-2019 03:17:23 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: yust relax
23-05-2019 03:20:29 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Yeast relax
23-05-2019 03:22:21 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Yoost.
23-05-2019 03:34:19 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: yeet
23-05-2019 03:35:59 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: back to videos with near-zero views.
23-05-2019 03:46:43 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: https://www.randomlyinspired.com/noviews
23-05-2019 03:47:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww_Uoo26it8
23-05-2019 03:53:47 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: poor sub 50 LP'ers
23-05-2019 03:59:29 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: why do they try?~
23-05-2019 04:12:42 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Why do you try?
23-05-2019 04:12:46 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Wait
23-05-2019 04:12:49 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Do you try?
23-05-2019 04:13:01 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: nope!
23-05-2019 04:21:58 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Good plan
23-05-2019 04:22:26 < Piecewise!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: .nick sleepiecewise
23-05-2019 04:22:31 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: nice job
23-05-2019 04:22:33 < ER!ER@63-39-173-041.dhcp.hckr.nc.charter.com: idiot
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23-05-2019 08:13:51 < syv!syvarris@72.168.nww.zw: Systemised romance game would be simple enough to make.  Only difficult part would be to make an obsessively detailed, weird, and nonsensical dating profile for a dude.  Could prolly get Aigre to do that, if he's still around.
23-05-2019 08:14:28 < syv!syvarris@72.168.nww.zw: Game starts with the "protagonist", an NPC who has no defining traits of any sort, utterly generic, and has that dating profile, but completely empty.
23-05-2019 08:15:38 < syv!syvarris@72.168.nww.zw: All players make love interests for the protagonist, who are only interested in Captain Generic for some random stupid reason, with excessively detailed profiles that only explain their *own* traits.  All their likes, of course, are just "protagonist".
23-05-2019 08:17:32 < syv!syvarris@72.168.nww.zw: Every round, each player selects a generic action to take towards the protagonist.  Off the top of my head, "date", which has a little bit of every bonus, "berate" which lowers relationship but forces the protag to add a couple of their chars' traits to their profile, "support", which raises relationship, and "stalk" which doesn't touch relationship but fills out of a bunch of random traits on the protag's profile.
23-05-2019 08:18:17 < syv!syvarris@72.168.nww.zw: Maybe throw in a "makeover" or something so that PCs can change their own traits to match revealed likes.  All this beig random, of course, so hilarious failure and hideous success are possible.
23-05-2019 08:19:22 < syv!syvarris@72.168.nww.zw: Gsme ends when the protagonist's sheet is full filled out, and then the GM goes over and tallies how many liked traits each of the love interests has, ranks them, then ranks their relationships, and aberages the two or something to figure out who has the best score.  That char wins.
23-05-2019 08:22:21 < syv!syvarris@72.168.nww.zw: And yeah, throw in a side game where people get two stats.  "Skill" and "support" or something.  Every round, everyone rolls skill, whoever got the highest roll is that episo--err, round's hero, saving the day from the evil enemy mechs/monsters/witches/teachers/whatever the fuck, getting a big relationship boost or something.  Support just acts as a static chance that the love interest did something to help protagonist, and gets a minor relationshi
23-05-2019 08:22:28 < syv!syvarris@72.168.nww.zw: So there.
23-05-2019 08:23:08 < syv!syvarris@72.168.nww.zw: If you want a non-parodic romance system from me, I'll direct you towards PS and the "I'll kill you off if you try and pursue romance" rule.
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23-05-2019 08:36:59 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: should add in a bidding system.
23-05-2019 08:37:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: to take control of the 'episode' and get extra powers for that one round.
23-05-2019 08:38:52 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Also, as for PS, I could imagine creating a character that was in a relationship, and I could accept relationships if one was in the offering, but I won't make you shoehorn one in.
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23-05-2019 11:51:59 > parisbre56: hmm. now I'm tempted to run that game, if only to be able to describe the results of [1] and [6]
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23-05-2019 14:47:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: hmm.
23-05-2019 14:48:14 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Anime-style harem romance game.  Players are the harem, one "wins."
23-05-2019 15:15:45 < Piecewise_!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: Battle harem
23-05-2019 15:16:01 < Piecewise_!Piecewise@73-679-09-73.lsv2.qwest.net: 10 anime girls go in, only 1 comes out...with a boyfriend