18-09-2018 00:33:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: "It’s not uncommon for two runs to score on a double. It is uncommon for said double to come on a bunt."
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18-09-2018 00:52:54 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: :3
18-09-2018 00:57:37 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I love my first roll ina game geing a 1
18-09-2018 00:57:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: and that 1 melting my face off
18-09-2018 01:03:44 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Heh.
18-09-2018 01:03:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Heya ER.
18-09-2018 01:03:51 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: survive the floods?
18-09-2018 01:04:27 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: In Asheville: It rained. Lightly.
18-09-2018 01:04:33 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: For like one day.
18-09-2018 01:06:21 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Heh.
18-09-2018 01:13:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: well that's good.
18-09-2018 01:30:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: face melting is good.
18-09-2018 01:33:08 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Hmm.
18-09-2018 01:33:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Egan, do you want me to edit my cult orders to let you show the orb around?
18-09-2018 01:58:29 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Hmm, yeah.
18-09-2018 01:58:43 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: You've got enough things in your action anyways. ;P
18-09-2018 03:07:04 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: https://youtu.be/AJy8bycfAK8 abomination.
18-09-2018 04:11:02 -!- MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk has joined #einsteinianroulette
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18-09-2018 04:14:06 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: lo
18-09-2018 04:14:16 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Oh, you.
18-09-2018 04:14:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: handy
18-09-2018 04:14:27 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: It is me.
18-09-2018 04:14:48 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: You joined *just* after I checked the logs.
18-09-2018 04:14:49 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: I am here, if only for a while.
18-09-2018 04:15:04 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: I'm sneaky like that
18-09-2018 04:15:11 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: :D
18-09-2018 04:15:14 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Hello Ego Rapture.
18-09-2018 04:15:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: more like ego rupture
18-09-2018 04:16:10 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Your abomination of a song hurts me on a metaphysical level.
18-09-2018 04:16:41 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: It's weird haveing someone say that when it's not directed at me. :P
18-09-2018 04:17:05 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I did clearly label it syv
18-09-2018 04:17:14 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Nah, your stuff is only mildly upsetting at worst, Jaggers.
18-09-2018 04:17:26 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: ER show me this song
18-09-2018 04:17:38 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: logs.
18-09-2018 04:17:43 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: https://youtu.be/AJy8bycfAK8
18-09-2018 04:20:56 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: huh, you know I've heard worse.
18-09-2018 04:21:35 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I bet~
18-09-2018 04:22:02 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Yeah, it could easily be made far far worse by having it be the same thing, but done with anime love songs or some equally horrible genre.
18-09-2018 04:22:10 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Eurobeat alone is at least tolerable.
18-09-2018 04:22:24 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: well, the three of us are all here, what kind of party are we throwing?
18-09-2018 04:22:41 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Game?
18-09-2018 04:25:02 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: I've got like an hour before I should really go to bed. But I'm down, I need something fun, I've been looking at far to many weird looking molceucles latelly
18-09-2018 04:25:52 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: game? game? :3
18-09-2018 04:26:47 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: ...Damn it, the SotM generators are on the other comp.
18-09-2018 04:26:55 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Uhh.
18-09-2018 04:27:41 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Yeah, I don't have any runnable systems.
18-09-2018 04:29:01 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: I could run a one shot. I'd need some ideas though, otherwise you will literally be butane and propane on a magical journey to resonance land. :P
18-09-2018 04:30:15 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I'll be Butane, with max points in Charisma and Dexterity.  Dump con, wis, and str.
18-09-2018 04:30:17 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: :P
18-09-2018 04:30:50 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Otherwise, what's the most recent comic/story/movie/media you've watched/read/seen/experienced?
18-09-2018 04:35:17 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...awful hospital.
18-09-2018 04:36:00 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I'm pretty sure I'm actually not creative enough to emulate that as a oneshot. MAYBE as a play-by-post if I'm feeling confident
18-09-2018 04:37:16 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: heh, This is the most recent bit of media I've listened to recentlly, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8cmbmwFAl8 You guys are a bunch of physics who are begining to worry that some supernatural shit is going down in the town your staying in you have stats for telekineses pyrokoineses electrokineses and biomancy(telepathy is part of this one)  str wis int dex. You get like 8? stat points.
18-09-2018 04:37:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: biomancy 8
18-09-2018 04:37:49 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: Aslo damn this spacebar to the pit of tarturus
18-09-2018 04:38:01 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: +3 Bio, +2 TK, +3 Dex.
18-09-2018 04:38:40 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: Names?
18-09-2018 04:38:41 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: ASLO TEH GRATE, GOD OF SMITING INPUT DEVICES, WE CALL UPON THEE!
18-09-2018 04:38:48 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Shiv"
18-09-2018 04:38:55 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: FOE
18-09-2018 04:43:47 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: FOE you wake up from the back of the of 78' charger in which you have been sleeping, you surface the dozens of sandwiches you keep on in the car slidding off you, you turn your too damn big eyes to the sound of the noise that woke you up, it's Shiv baning on the engine with a hammer as he holds up the battered hood with his mind. Hey FOE engines acting up, by which I mean we've got oil monsters again.
18-09-2018 04:44:19 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: >
18-09-2018 04:44:35 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "biiiiiiiiio-oil?"
18-09-2018 04:44:56 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Yes."
18-09-2018 04:44:59 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: >Step back.
18-09-2018 04:45:50 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Guess that makes it myyyyyyyyy problem. Daaaamn."
18-09-2018 04:46:05 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Point me at the whatever, shiv."
18-09-2018 04:47:38 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Shiv points at the engine.
18-09-2018 04:47:42 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Go crazy."
18-09-2018 04:47:53 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >Go crazy.
18-09-2018 04:51:55 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: As Shiv steps back the enginge erupts into an oil sludge in the vauge shape of a man. FOE isn't converned about that though he just stares at it and points Bio mancy 8 (6) the oil monsters might be made of things people typically associate with biology, but it's made of cabon, it's probably close enough, FOE pours energy his, eyes and ears and nose bleeding as the oil monster violentlly flies apart spraying the wooded area your in
18-09-2018 04:51:55 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: with motor oil and premium gasoline.
18-09-2018 04:52:58 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Beep. Doooooooone!"
18-09-2018 04:53:15 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "I wanna sandwich noooow."
18-09-2018 04:53:21 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >eat sandwich.
18-09-2018 04:53:21 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: ((heh, your lucky I didn't panic and give you guys straight bonuses :P ))
18-09-2018 04:54:08 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Glad neither of us are pyromancers.  Now, let's get driving to the city hall.  Mayor has to know about this."
18-09-2018 04:54:16 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: >Drive to city hall, find the mayor's office.
18-09-2018 04:54:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Uuuuuuuuuuh shiv, the car haaaaaas no oil I think?"
18-09-2018 04:55:42 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Make some more, then."
18-09-2018 04:56:10 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Cars don't need oil, anyway.  Not really.  Long as the magic smoke stays in, everything's good."
18-09-2018 04:56:32 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Anyone who tells you otherwise is just a tool of The Man."
18-09-2018 04:56:44 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: puissance is mind control resist.
18-09-2018 04:56:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Ugh, I hate making oil. Gets everywhere."
18-09-2018 04:57:12 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "But I like The Man!"
18-09-2018 04:57:22 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Yeah, and I hate sitting on your sandwiches.  Suck it up, life ain't golden."
18-09-2018 04:58:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Only if you give me sandwiches."
18-09-2018 04:59:01 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Shiv sits up slightly, slides a crushed sandwich out from under his rear, and telekinetically throws it at FOE.
18-09-2018 04:59:31 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "You want an uncrushed one, grab it from the floor or something.  God knows you keep too many of the things in here."
18-09-2018 04:59:54 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "THERE ARE NEVER TOO MANY SAAAAAAAAAAANDWICHESSSSSSSS."
18-09-2018 05:00:45 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Oh yeah?  I bet you can't eat even HALF of these sandwiches!  Gonna try and prove me wrong?!"
18-09-2018 05:02:05 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "I'll eat like 900 times this many sandwiches. I plaaaaaaaan to live for a longgggggg time though!"
18-09-2018 05:02:52 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Not in one sitting you won't.  There can be too many sandwiches, too many sandwiches in your stomach, and too many sandwiches in this damn cab!"
18-09-2018 05:03:46 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Whhhhhhhat's a 'sitting', shiv?"
18-09-2018 05:04:46 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "One meal."
18-09-2018 05:04:48 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: FOE devours the sandwich in his pock tossing the wrapper into the car, he feels a bit better after eating it. Shiv meanwhile, grabs an empty oil can from the back and pours it into the engine. The magic'll take care of the rest.
18-09-2018 05:05:16 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "One sandwich, one meal. Easyyyyyy."
18-09-2018 05:06:01 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "So yeeeeeeeah, I can only eat one sandwich per meal, because a sandwich IS a meeeeeeeal!"
18-09-2018 05:06:30 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: He grabs the wheel and still haveing the argument peels out from the deserted road and goes carreening into towning, looking for the mayors place, rembering it from the last time he went through and FOE bought damn near a whole delis worth of sandwhichs he slips into a parking space in front of city hall.
18-09-2018 05:06:40 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "So too many sandwiches in one meal would be two sandwiches.  Bam.  My logic is undeniable."
18-09-2018 05:07:22 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: >
18-09-2018 05:07:25 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Here we are.  Grab a few sandwiches for snacking, and let's go find our local tyrant."
18-09-2018 05:08:27 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: >Get out, and strut pompously into the place.  Find the mayor.  Yell at mayor about all the occult bullshit going on, seguing into how disgusting my slob of a partner is.  Make sure FOE is present, so he can be gesticulated wildly at.
18-09-2018 05:08:47 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Aw, he's not a tyrant! Naaaature says he's not the strongest one. I guess all the other people just put him in charge cauuuuuuse he's pretty or something!"
18-09-2018 05:09:07 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >Grab some sandwiches and move forwards.
18-09-2018 05:09:13 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Or something, sure."
18-09-2018 05:09:29 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Is there something other than strong or pretty?"
18-09-2018 05:10:03 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Money!  Way, way too much money.  All those bullshit taxes, they're stealing all our money, and using it to oppress us!"
18-09-2018 05:10:24 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: Also quick quesiton, what are you guys wearing?
18-09-2018 05:10:34 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Money's not real though, shiv."
18-09-2018 05:10:34 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Well, not *our* money, I made sure that we're sovereign and all so can't be taxed, but you get what I mean.  I think."
18-09-2018 05:10:54 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "It's real enough.  You're not telekinetic, you wouldn't understand."
18-09-2018 05:10:56 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Like, the paper stuff is real, but it doesn't taste very good so I dunno why people want it."
18-09-2018 05:11:46 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "It's like, you know how that one gas station guy awhile back was mind controlling people into eating the horrible food they sold there?  It's like that, but the mind control is in the paper."
18-09-2018 05:11:47 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Naaaaaaature says money's not a real thing, like rocks. Just some silly little ape thing."
18-09-2018 05:12:09 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "It's not real, but it matters, so it's... guh, why am I wasting my time..."
18-09-2018 05:12:43 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...What I'm wearing depends on what I'm shaped like.
18-09-2018 05:13:16 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: ...Yes?  So?
18-09-2018 05:13:54 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: [01:10] <MidJag> Also quick quesiton, what are you guys wearing?
18-09-2018 05:14:57 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Wife beaters and a lavender ballcap saying "Make America Hate Again".
18-09-2018 05:15:25 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: All of it is very unclean and clearly unwashed.
18-09-2018 05:15:30 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: pants or shorts? This is actually important.
18-09-2018 05:15:36 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Shorts.
18-09-2018 05:15:41 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: gotcha.
18-09-2018 05:15:58 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: very worn pink sleepware
18-09-2018 05:17:30 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: The shorts are also colored chartreuse.
18-09-2018 05:25:37 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: Shiv grabs a shiv from the inside of the charger and slips it into his pocket, as he throws the front door open. and strides past the front office. You have no idea who the secretary is but you don't particuarlly care, you telekinetically grab a floor map from the desk and ignore her shocked gasps as you constult it, dragging your partner as he stuffs sandwichs in his mouth his pink sleepware leaving a trail of breadcrumbs behind t
18-09-2018 05:25:37 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: he two of you as you walk over to the elevators ignoring the security gaurds jogging towards you. You emerge onto the mayors floor and burst open the door telekinteically using a bit of biomancy to make your shoulder musecles bulge. The mayor looks up startled from his paperwork and quicklly covers up something. Ah, I see the Army has back with pink and greens, but who are you?
18-09-2018 05:26:25 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "I! AM!  SHIV!"
18-09-2018 05:26:39 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "He's shi- yeah what he said."
18-09-2018 05:26:45 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "And this" he gestures behind him "is an idiot."
18-09-2018 05:27:01 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Deeeeeeeemonstrobly untrue."
18-09-2018 05:27:05 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Both of these facts are unimportant, though!"
18-09-2018 05:27:27 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Our city is in GRAVE danger!  From... beyond the GRAVE!"
18-09-2018 05:27:47 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Ghosts!  Or something, I don't know.  But it's bad!  And supernatural!  And it concerns you!"
18-09-2018 05:28:09 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Declare martial law immediately, before everyone dies to it!  NOW!"
18-09-2018 05:28:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Does it really, shiv?"
18-09-2018 05:28:25 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Yesnowshutup."
18-09-2018 05:28:32 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "It's not like he's very strong or anything, you know."
18-09-2018 05:28:52 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "You're ruining my *perfect* manipulations you utter tool!"
18-09-2018 05:29:25 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "You of course are very, ah, big!  Yes, big, you're a bigmayor. And it is impressive."
18-09-2018 05:29:32 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Martial law now, yes?
18-09-2018 05:30:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "He's doing that thing where he pretends you're more pretty than you are so you'll give him more sandwiches. Don't mind him, siiiiiiiiiir."
18-09-2018 05:31:09 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "No, no!  I don't even want sandwiches!  Ignore his raving, you beautiful, ravishing symbol of our bloated bureaocracy!"
18-09-2018 05:31:11 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: Uh, well I don't really have the ability to declare martial law, but uh...oh to hell with it. AGNES TO ARMS!
18-09-2018 05:31:24 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "YES!"
18-09-2018 05:32:10 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: The mayor grabs an old fountain pen and stabs his right hand with it, impaling it onto a sheaf of documents, as smoke begins to swirl around the room, and a screeching voice is heard coming down the hall.
18-09-2018 05:32:15 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "See what a few well-chosen words can get you, FOE?"
18-09-2018 05:32:20 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "I... wait, what?
18-09-2018 05:32:43 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "This is not what I meant!  Cease at once!  CEASE I SAY!"
18-09-2018 05:32:48 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: >Make him cease
18-09-2018 05:32:50 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "???"
18-09-2018 05:35:55 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: Dex 3 (2) Shiv hurls himself at the mayor whil screaming CEASE AND DESIST MATER FAMILIAS! he body slams into the mayor but doesn't actulaly pull his hand out of the documents.
18-09-2018 05:36:08 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: The schreeching gets louder and the smoke gets thicker
18-09-2018 05:36:42 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Oooooooooookay. I'm gonna go now."
18-09-2018 05:36:46 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >Leave.
18-09-2018 05:37:02 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "COWARD!"
18-09-2018 05:37:11 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: >Flee after him, this is too serious.
18-09-2018 05:40:07 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: Shiv stands up, brushes himself off and runs after FOE. FOE makes his way out of the office to see a large harpy flying down the hall towards him her wings phasing through the walls seeminglly. Harpy 6 the harpy spreads her arms and grabs FOE into a crushing bear hug as shiv runs out, sweeping FOE down the hall.
18-09-2018 05:40:50 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Die please thanks."
18-09-2018 05:41:09 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >Induce apoptosis.
18-09-2018 05:42:19 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "DAMN IT FOE!  THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR FLEEING AND FRATERNIZING!"
18-09-2018 05:42:41 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: >Flee quickly while the harpy is distracted.  Out a window, levitate to the ground, then run for the car.
18-09-2018 05:42:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Quiet."
18-09-2018 05:47:49 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: Biomancy (8) 3 FOE's mind erupts into inferno of appotosis as the harpys arms rupture spilling FOE to the ground and sending the off balance harpy crashing into a corner. FOE's head hurts, but outside of that he's fine. Shiv deciding that this is going to as it ends as it always does, with FOE trying to convert everything around him into sandwiches and you haveing to stab everything that doesn't become a sandwich decide to cut to t
18-09-2018 05:47:49 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: he chase and leap out a window. TK 2 5, you pull yourself up as you fall and float gentlly to the ground dex 3 3 before sprinting for the car and opening the door spilling sandwiches everywhere.
18-09-2018 05:48:52 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: >Get in car, drive away ASAP.  Head to the police station.
18-09-2018 05:49:30 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Ah, wellllllllll, there he goes. Always in suuuuuuuuuch a hurry!"
18-09-2018 05:50:00 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >Transmute the harpy into a chunk of karatin.
18-09-2018 05:52:22 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: ((Heh.  Kara-tin.))
18-09-2018 05:55:14 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: Throwing the charger into gear you wheel out of the parking lot and crareen down the sleepy towns streets, before pulling up at the sherrifs office, FOE uncondrended by the sudden departure of his ride Biomany 8 (6) converts the Harpy into a karatin statue and watches as a loud voice yells something from inside the mayors office. FOE scarfs down another sandwich.
18-09-2018 05:56:38 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >Take a leisurely stroll out of the building.
18-09-2018 05:56:38 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: >Park the vehicle in the sheriff's office's wall, then leap out into whichever room the door opens into and start screaming.
18-09-2018 05:56:58 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "THE MAYOR DECLARED MARTIAL LAW AND MADE A PACT WITH DARK GODS YOU NEED TO STOP HIM!"
18-09-2018 06:01:01 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: FOE begins to take a leirusrelly stroll out of the building when a giant red demon bursts from the room, grabs him and demon str 4 throws him through the 3rd story window. Mean while Shiv in all of his mismatched glory revs the engine and slams into the sherrifs office (random stuff 5) breaking through the wall in such a way the front door is just in front of where the wall is, He jumps out and starts screaming about the mayor and
18-09-2018 06:01:01 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: dark gods and martial law as the sheriff reaches for his taser.
18-09-2018 06:01:34 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: ((could we wrap this up some other time Like wensday night or something? I really need to go bed soon.))
18-09-2018 06:02:10 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Oooooooooh hi there."
18-09-2018 06:02:27 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: ((Sure, sure.  It's just a little oneoff, no real need to wrap it up, really.))
18-09-2018 06:02:39 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >Become a pathogen and take over the demon's body.
18-09-2018 06:02:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: k sure
18-09-2018 06:04:34 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: ((Eh, I'm having fun, it's a type of bizzarness that appeals to me, just two pyschic guys who have to many goddamn sandwiches and a car that's hard to kill. :P))
18-09-2018 06:04:55 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: >If we're getting another turn, TK the taser out of his hands, and shout that I'm not crazy, while gesturing towards town hall and urging him to look
18-09-2018 06:11:36 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: Last turn. FOE enjoying that sound of something that might make good sandwiches (Biomancy 8 4) forms himself into a cloud of pyschic bacteria and begins to flagellate towards the demon. (demon immune reponse 1) The demon doesn't feel very good, as a cloud of FOE bacteria enter the demons nose, FOE could really use a sandwhich, he might not have a stomach at this point, but he could really use a sandwhich. Telekensis 2 5, you look a
18-09-2018 06:11:36 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: t the taser and slap it out of it's holster as you shout this is an outrage and point out the window. The sherrif now throughlly concerned by the seeminglly pyschic madman seems to contemplate reaching for his pistol before finally glancing out the window, he looks outside and mutters about getting too old for this.
18-09-2018 06:12:43 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Bye now?
18-09-2018 06:12:56 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: (awful hospital is getting PLOTFUL)
18-09-2018 06:13:04 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: very soon, what did you guys think of the game?
18-09-2018 06:13:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: <3
18-09-2018 06:14:04 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Fun little thing.
18-09-2018 06:14:21 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I don't play enough jackasses.
18-09-2018 06:14:52 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: heh.
18-09-2018 06:15:38 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: This does remind me that sometime I'll need to actually finish one of my settings.
18-09-2018 06:15:43 < MidJag!midjag@131.204.loi.hk: anyways, night
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18-09-2018 06:18:29 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "awful garbage things with dumb baby nonsense thoughts like "how can there be cake before anyone exists to make it?" and "whose birthday is it, anyhow?!"
18-09-2018 06:21:23 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: ???
18-09-2018 06:21:46 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: awful hospital, man
18-09-2018 07:53:14 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ugh, this is where things get spooky, huh
18-09-2018 07:53:45 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I really want to see where this is going, but I also really want to, like, not.
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18-09-2018 10:26:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: hey syv.
18-09-2018 10:26:11 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: hey dev.
18-09-2018 10:27:39 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: looks like fun in Irony's game.
18-09-2018 10:28:52 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Irony's game?  What's that?  What happened?
18-09-2018 10:29:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Just reading the logs.  That looks like stuff in Irony's game.
18-09-2018 10:30:02 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Also enjoying Order of the Stick.
18-09-2018 10:30:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: "This one was gritty cyberpunk.  That one was talking animals.  That one was gritty cyberpunk talking animals."
18-09-2018 10:30:40 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Yup.
18-09-2018 10:30:56 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I like that explanation for the gods' creation of worlds.
18-09-2018 10:31:04 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: It does explain so much.
18-09-2018 10:31:06 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: It just makes some of their dynamics make more sense.
18-09-2018 10:31:31 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: I'm impressed at the existance of a cosmological explanation for the OOTS-verse.
18-09-2018 10:32:37 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I'm not.
18-09-2018 10:32:48 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: It's been being hinted at for a LOOONG time.
18-09-2018 10:34:40 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: hmm
18-09-2018 10:35:02 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: well, I didn't see it coming.
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18-09-2018 18:20:31 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Heyo
18-09-2018 18:20:52 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13030658/1/Sean-Bean-Saves-Westeros-Book-3-Sean-Hits-the-Wall
18-09-2018 18:20:55 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Book 3 is began.
18-09-2018 18:20:59 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: k
18-09-2018 18:47:54 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: DOLPHIN'D
18-09-2018 18:52:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: well, that sure is the horrific combination of a dolphin and an embalming machine created by a horribly horrific eldritch circuit board thingy
18-09-2018 19:44:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: neat-o-beans
18-09-2018 19:52:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Dolphin'd ?
18-09-2018 19:52:54 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yes, DOLPHIN'D
18-09-2018 19:53:56 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/climax-balmerdolphind7.png
18-09-2018 19:55:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Everything involved there is horrific.
18-09-2018 19:56:45 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: you might even say it's seriously the worst
18-09-2018 19:57:21 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Making a cat cry: The Adventure.
18-09-2018 19:57:38 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: making a fern cry
18-09-2018 19:57:50 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/462.html I've gotten this far
18-09-2018 19:59:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: I think it's where you find out that the place isn't supposed to be this fucked up.
18-09-2018 20:00:25 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yeah, though its kinda been mentioned
18-09-2018 20:00:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: (Although it's immensely fucked up even when functioning properly.)
18-09-2018 20:00:50 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...Because everything is, though.
18-09-2018 20:01:39 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Yes.
18-09-2018 20:01:59 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: I can say that things are even more fucked up than it looks like at this point.
18-09-2018 20:02:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Because everything kinda mixes together but there's infinitely more things that are horrifying and illogical to you than things that aren't.
18-09-2018 20:02:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: It's worse than that.
18-09-2018 20:02:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: But that isn't wrong.
18-09-2018 20:03:12 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: So the average of the infinite perception range does NOT look "normal" to anyone.
18-09-2018 20:03:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Remember the clown painting?
18-09-2018 20:04:17 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Yeah, it's a metal plate with a cake on it now
18-09-2018 20:04:27 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: with "soon :)" written on it
18-09-2018 20:04:41 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: And I've read the book with the cake.
18-09-2018 20:04:59 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: About how the crumbs REMEMBER
18-09-2018 20:05:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: It was called 'emotionally sensitive artwork.'
18-09-2018 20:05:29 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: It's supposed to look like something reassuring and natural to whoever sees it.
18-09-2018 20:05:56 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: huh
18-09-2018 20:06:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: What you are seeing isn't the average of perceptions.  It's the place looking much more normal, reasonable, and healthy than it actually is.
18-09-2018 20:13:15 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "IN ORDER SORRY D:"
18-09-2018 20:13:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Which one is that?
18-09-2018 20:14:05 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: sticky note on the exit door
18-09-2018 20:14:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/469.html
18-09-2018 20:16:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Hmm, some stuff there and after that is relevant in retrospect.
18-09-2018 20:27:04 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: huh, now the exit door opens when you PUSH on it, and it leads somwhere
18-09-2018 20:27:12 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: this is somehow amazing
18-09-2018 20:28:18 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...a pair of identical moons in the "sky"
18-09-2018 20:28:24 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: and they blink like eyes
18-09-2018 20:31:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: they blink?
18-09-2018 20:31:56 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: blinky moons
18-09-2018 20:32:49 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: I will agree that's a 'close the door' situation.
18-09-2018 20:33:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...I'd have jumped to a door that looked like it lead to a place that wasn't as turbofucked as the hospital.
18-09-2018 20:34:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Though Fern obviously has other priorities.
18-09-2018 20:34:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Do you see any contenders there?
18-09-2018 20:35:28 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Aaaaaaaany of them? :V
18-09-2018 20:35:44 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: I also don't see any doorhandles.
18-09-2018 20:36:50 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: (And from what I know, that would be a bad move.)
18-09-2018 20:37:12 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: one of the warning signs on the morgue door is just an image of a dolphin.
18-09-2018 20:37:21 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: fuck dolphins.
18-09-2018 20:37:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: It's an important warning sign.
18-09-2018 20:59:45 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: You saw what happened to toaster-boy.
18-09-2018 21:10:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: heh, 45 bolas.
18-09-2018 21:11:58 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: up for some survivor, ER?
18-09-2018 21:45:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: Yeah, not winning solos vs squads against three people all armed with Scar-Hs.
18-09-2018 22:37:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: 1283 damage dealt for five kills?
18-09-2018 22:37:17 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: sheesh.
18-09-2018 23:39:08 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: There we go, chicken dinner against squads.
18-09-2018 23:39:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: 12 kills, 1582 damage.
18-09-2018 23:39:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: dunno if I should count it, though.
18-09-2018 23:39:38 < Devastator!chatzilla@ridl-3r6lc0cj4ztc5lg9hdrmnzdf0.ipv7.telus.net: finding a saiga-12 in the first crate I punch kinda made it easy.