02-09-2018 00:01:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Also lost 485-282 in scrabble today.
02-09-2018 00:01:26 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: shouldn't bet so much~
02-09-2018 00:02:04 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: scabble is a bad game btw~
02-09-2018 00:02:06 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: And yeah, but honestly that entire mission was just me trying to introduce things. Was never meant to be all that dangerous. Divers seem to be filling the danger quota
02-09-2018 00:02:17 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Yotta managed to turn himself into a slurry
02-09-2018 00:02:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: I do hope that means Yotta is dead.
02-09-2018 00:02:35 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Not... yet.
02-09-2018 00:02:40 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: he is...physically alive
02-09-2018 00:02:44 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: You know, via chunky salsa rule.
02-09-2018 00:02:59 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: The lizard now coats the room, but the heart is beating
02-09-2018 00:03:07 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: but he's spread out across and entire room and turned into a portal to the butthole dimension
02-09-2018 00:03:33 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I don't know if you would consider that "living" since he can't do anything like that
02-09-2018 00:04:02 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Has moku ever dove and succeeded?
02-09-2018 00:04:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: nope
02-09-2018 00:04:38 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: well, succeeded getting those barrels down
02-09-2018 00:04:51 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: but we keep rolling 20 for final nerve
02-09-2018 00:06:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Stream up.
02-09-2018 00:06:55 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Ah
02-09-2018 00:07:03 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: time to stop sorting porn and building robot devils
02-09-2018 00:07:21 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: time to start trying to give directions on a 20 second delay!
02-09-2018 00:07:36 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Assemble borgs dev.
02-09-2018 00:08:13 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I'd link pictures but I doubt you can look
02-09-2018 00:08:33 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: "Game"
02-09-2018 00:10:43 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: We stuck in infinite loading loop here?
02-09-2018 00:12:12 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: wrong way muh dude
02-09-2018 00:12:21 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: ran past the short cut
02-09-2018 00:13:21 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: yes
02-09-2018 00:13:28 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: right way
02-09-2018 00:14:07 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Nope
02-09-2018 00:14:12 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: this is right
02-09-2018 00:14:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: why don't you just let him make the bad decisions and suffer?
02-09-2018 00:14:40 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: he does that all on his own.
02-09-2018 00:14:48 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I'm just providing basic directions
02-09-2018 00:15:13 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: SNAAAAKE
02-09-2018 00:15:52 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: That sword really wrecks his health
02-09-2018 00:16:03 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Lightning damage and all
02-09-2018 00:16:38 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: He's a charge happy jerk in the second form
02-09-2018 00:16:45 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: https://imgur.com/a/W0TV89z
02-09-2018 00:19:40 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: He's an albino dragon
02-09-2018 00:19:44 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: also he has no eyes
02-09-2018 00:20:39 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: He actually used to be a human and got tranformed by unsuccessful magic experimentation
02-09-2018 00:22:42 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: what would have made for a better skyrim is leaving in the physics glitch that let giants punt you half a mile into the sky
02-09-2018 00:23:06 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: ye
02-09-2018 00:23:10 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: bullshit eh?
02-09-2018 00:23:26 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: That was a feature
02-09-2018 00:24:41 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: As Broteam said "Dumbed it down so much, should have called it retard heaven. Only 18 skills? Morrowind had 27!"
02-09-2018 00:25:39 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: admittedly, they let you make spells in oblivion and it was hilariously broken
02-09-2018 00:25:53 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: yes
02-09-2018 00:26:49 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Then again in oblivion paint brushes famously had no physics and you could use them to build a stairway out of the world
02-09-2018 00:27:53 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Skyrim: It looks like shit but at least you can't do anything!
02-09-2018 00:28:39 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Is that why you are the way you are?
02-09-2018 00:29:35 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: some ask you to murder things
02-09-2018 00:29:44 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: but those might be side quests
02-09-2018 00:32:48 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Skyrim has more problems than game really
02-09-2018 00:33:10 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Any game where the enemies level to be on your level is not a good game in my opinion
02-09-2018 00:34:41 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: lets you reverse hollowing, a mechanic you never got because you murdered the NPC that introduced it
02-09-2018 00:35:10 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Remember, we're killing the optional boss to ulock the ability to buy chunks
02-09-2018 00:35:37 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: so head past this boss room and grab the "path of the dragon" emote ahead
02-09-2018 00:35:51 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: There are some in the area with the unlock
02-09-2018 00:36:32 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: yes
02-09-2018 00:36:46 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: you need to do it at a certain place to be transported
02-09-2018 00:36:53 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: also the wall behind the chest is a fake wall
02-09-2018 00:37:50 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: This is an optional area. Might be chunks round here. Don't remember
02-09-2018 00:37:52 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I'll look
02-09-2018 00:38:27 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: There are two chunks here
02-09-2018 00:39:48 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Maybe, I dunno. The chunks are in this area with the dogs. one on one side, the other directly opposite it
02-09-2018 00:40:04 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Also yes
02-09-2018 00:40:06 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: dogs teleport
02-09-2018 00:40:14 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: seriously, they just kind of appear
02-09-2018 00:40:17 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: its bullshit
02-09-2018 00:40:50 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: You can probably just run and grab the chunks
02-09-2018 00:40:53 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: if you want.
02-09-2018 00:41:59 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: So now head over to the opposite side, left instead of right
02-09-2018 00:43:27 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: ye
02-09-2018 00:44:20 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Alright, thats all of them here
02-09-2018 00:44:43 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: there's a boss but you'd have to run to him. I don't know if you recognize this place but its identical to the very first starting area
02-09-2018 00:45:00 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: the boss here is a powered up version of the very first boss
02-09-2018 00:45:48 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: No NPCs here boss
02-09-2018 00:46:22 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Least not till after the boss
02-09-2018 00:46:39 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: There's a time paradox npc here after the boss
02-09-2018 00:47:06 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: ah
02-09-2018 00:47:07 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: fun fun
02-09-2018 00:48:00 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Dev plays undertale but only genocide runs. Over and over.
02-09-2018 00:49:22 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I mean, it is your fault. If you wanna kill things, there are consequences to it.
02-09-2018 00:50:35 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Dev,is your anger here because the fictional characters act like they're alive and don't ignore your actions in the world?
02-09-2018 00:52:27 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: They don't tell you you're a bad person unless you specifically set out to murder every single monster and npc in the whole world. Anything less and they give you one of a variety of "Gray" endings. There are two hard end of the scale results and then a lot of middle of the road results
02-09-2018 00:53:44 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: When you set out to do a bad thing, the game tells you you're a bad person? And thats bad game design?
02-09-2018 00:59:34 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: You realize they're not ACTUALLY saying you're a bad person right?
02-09-2018 00:59:48 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: They're saying your character did a bad thing?
02-09-2018 01:01:43 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: You seem to be taking an exploration of meta elements of the medium really personally. Undertale is literally an elongated version of a zelda NPC getting mad at you for breaking their pots and entering their house
02-09-2018 01:04:59 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I think all they were doing was pointing out the oddities and disconnect between how players act and how people act, combined with the strangeness of savepoints and the way people replay stories to see all parts and outcomes.
02-09-2018 01:05:40 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Heck, the villian even specifically says that he used the power to see all ways the story of the world could play out and became a villain due to his disconnect with the people that resulted from that
02-09-2018 01:06:19 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: You could always try OFF
02-09-2018 01:06:49 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Its not fictional for him, Dev
02-09-2018 01:06:56 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: He is a character in that world
02-09-2018 01:07:45 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: so the authors shouldn't treat the world as real?
02-09-2018 01:09:33 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Like, if I had the ability to time travel and I did that with your life, manipulating you for my own amusement to see all the possible paths your life could take, including bringing you to your perfect life and then erasing it, you wouldn't call that a bit villainous?
02-09-2018 01:11:08 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I couldn't hear you
02-09-2018 01:12:48 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: No but dev, you don't get it
02-09-2018 01:12:56 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: IN THE WORLD
02-09-2018 01:13:23 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: That character is acting evil
02-09-2018 01:13:33 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: The player is just behaving like a player
02-09-2018 01:14:45 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: They're just drawing attention to the disconnect between player and character
02-09-2018 01:18:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >dev complaining about undertale
02-09-2018 01:18:32 -!- syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp has joined #einsteinianroulette
02-09-2018 01:19:05 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: The best part of Dev's streaming is watching Piecewise futilely argue with him about random games.
02-09-2018 01:19:15 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Techically I brought it up. ER is just being himself.
02-09-2018 01:19:39 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Silent~?
02-09-2018 01:19:43 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I'm just trying to understand.
02-09-2018 01:20:02 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Yes, I try to understand Dev regularly.
02-09-2018 01:20:20 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Just remember to enjoy the journey, because you will never reach your destination.
02-09-2018 01:20:40 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: https://i.imgur.com/JImIXpo.gif
02-09-2018 01:24:27 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I'd recommend just running it dev
02-09-2018 01:25:09 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I'm fine with it. Though If you want chunks we should go to that other place
02-09-2018 01:25:15 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: kill some dragons and such
02-09-2018 01:26:09 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Hey, Dubs, does Simon have any chance whatsoever to get the tank through that tunnel?
02-09-2018 01:27:02 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: It's a problem related to something being too large, syv.  Deal with it.  ;-p
02-09-2018 01:27:14 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I dunno, you could like...angle it? But that seems very silly. Alternatively you could try to blow it wider?
02-09-2018 01:27:37 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Oh.  Is the archway thinner than the tunnel?
02-09-2018 01:27:56 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Its like a doorway
02-09-2018 01:28:07 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: albeit a big thick one.
02-09-2018 01:28:12 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: My current (well, Egan's) action is already to get it up on one track and drive down diagonally.
02-09-2018 01:28:27 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Not surprised
02-09-2018 01:28:28 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: But if we really can just blow a hole in the arch, that's even better!
02-09-2018 01:28:39 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Try not to destroy the tunnel
02-09-2018 01:28:44 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Yeah, it's a good plan.
02-09-2018 01:28:44 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Or do
02-09-2018 01:29:38 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I know you're just trying to goad them to their deaths dev
02-09-2018 01:31:32 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I will say this guy's soul transposes into a really good ring
02-09-2018 01:32:10 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: It gives +15 levels worth of stats
02-09-2018 01:32:25 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: +5 life, +5 Stamina, and +5 weight reduction
02-09-2018 01:32:46 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I'd get vigor to 30 at least
02-09-2018 01:34:31 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Its a her, and I'd see what she has to sell and then if you don't care, do it
02-09-2018 01:36:06 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Black knights here
02-09-2018 01:37:56 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: There are a few items here
02-09-2018 01:38:05 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: one in the center of the room
02-09-2018 01:38:30 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: and a fake wall down on the same level
02-09-2018 01:38:52 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: NPC is the old lady
02-09-2018 01:39:44 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I'm not sure
02-09-2018 01:40:11 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: key item I believe
02-09-2018 01:40:50 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Give them to her and she'll help you destroy the world
02-09-2018 01:41:54 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Have you uncultured swines watched the han solo movie? Because that's the thing we're doing with this tank.
02-09-2018 01:42:13 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Can you even buy it?
02-09-2018 01:42:17 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: does she have it available?
02-09-2018 01:42:27 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I think you bought it in the other world
02-09-2018 01:42:50 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Yeah, you did
02-09-2018 01:43:01 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: the estus ring is from there
02-09-2018 01:44:13 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: The armor there is unique and the embers are useful
02-09-2018 01:44:21 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Up to you otherwise
02-09-2018 01:45:13 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: The coiled sword fragment is a usable item. its the other item you picked up. Infinite homeward bone
02-09-2018 01:45:58 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Because an infinite homeward boner is so useful when you, I dunno, ALREADY HAVE A STACK OF HOMEWARD BONES
02-09-2018 01:46:28 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: At least it doesn't require 14 faith and use up a spell slot, like that useless miracle
02-09-2018 01:47:55 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Nah
02-09-2018 01:48:02 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: shall we go to that other area?
02-09-2018 01:48:12 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: (theres a katana
02-09-2018 01:48:18 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: but you don't like them)
02-09-2018 01:48:39 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: We should make him play sekiro in like nine months
02-09-2018 01:49:20 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Isn't it a console only game ER?
02-09-2018 01:49:22 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I forget
02-09-2018 01:49:44 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: yes, that was a katana
02-09-2018 01:49:52 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Pretty sure that's confirmed for PC
02-09-2018 01:50:04 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: activision publishing it.
02-09-2018 01:50:29 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: The dungeon
02-09-2018 01:50:48 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Do you remember the area with the dragon statue?
02-09-2018 01:51:28 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Ok then irithyll dungeon
02-09-2018 01:52:02 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Did you run through here yet?
02-09-2018 01:52:03 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I forget
02-09-2018 01:52:20 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: yes
02-09-2018 01:52:49 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Homeward is okay.  Especially if you're very cautious and... just don't have a ton of bones.
02-09-2018 01:52:54 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Ok then there should be a shortcut.
02-09-2018 01:53:06 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: sure
02-09-2018 01:53:20 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: I liked getting the feather in II because it was free.  Happy I wasn't wasting chump change homewarding frivolously.
02-09-2018 01:53:32 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Straight across
02-09-2018 01:53:37 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: then left
02-09-2018 01:53:43 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Chump change IS free
02-09-2018 01:53:46 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: drop down, continue left
02-09-2018 01:54:11 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Go back to where you smacked the wall
02-09-2018 01:54:13 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: drop down there
02-09-2018 01:54:22 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: go stomp on some weak enemies, get ye souls.
02-09-2018 01:54:33 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: And that takes time.
02-09-2018 01:55:03 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: time in which I'm having fun, so it doesn't count
02-09-2018 01:55:10 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Yes
02-09-2018 01:55:11 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: I like not having to spend an extra ten minutes killing boring things just so I can have a bunch of bones.
02-09-2018 01:55:12 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: go down
02-09-2018 01:55:20 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: look for a carpet with corpses and a statue
02-09-2018 01:55:34 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: do the path of the dragon emote on that carpet, facing the mountains
02-09-2018 01:55:39 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: That's the third time you've told him to go down.  I don't think he wants to.
02-09-2018 01:56:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: You can have like half your playthrough's supply of bones for just the number of souls you'd need to level once.
02-09-2018 01:56:20 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: And then I have one less level!
02-09-2018 01:56:26 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: win/win
02-09-2018 01:56:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: levels are for nerds anyway
02-09-2018 01:57:10 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Have you even done an SL1 run?
02-09-2018 01:57:53 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: gonna have to switch it out
02-09-2018 01:59:26 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: bah, I'll SL1 after I've finished SC
02-09-2018 02:00:13 < * syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp blinks
02-09-2018 02:00:19 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: SC is much harder than SL1.
02-09-2018 02:00:24 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Much much.
02-09-2018 02:00:33 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: then it'll be easy by then
02-09-2018 02:01:16 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: You know, I still haven't beaten SC Gwyn.  If you hurry up, you might beat him before me~
02-09-2018 02:01:39 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: but I'm busy watching beagle play xcom D:
02-09-2018 02:01:49 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: 9 titanite chunks here
02-09-2018 02:02:04 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: What now?
02-09-2018 02:02:05 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Bah, away with Beagle, SOULS!
02-09-2018 02:02:31 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: but beaaaaagle
02-09-2018 02:03:59 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Cats are better animals, anyway.
02-09-2018 02:04:15 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Go join the forest hunters or something, it'll be way better.  Trust me.
02-09-2018 02:06:56 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: There are three chunks round here before the big gate you need to open
02-09-2018 02:07:45 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Can't really play forest hunters unless I uninstall SC
02-09-2018 02:08:50 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Eh?  No, I don't mean invade people (which I'm pretty sure does work, anyway), I mean just join them.  Like, say "Yes" to the cat lady.
02-09-2018 02:08:58 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Gonna tell you now that the next boss is a puzzle boss
02-09-2018 02:09:04 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: you just need to run
02-09-2018 02:09:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Also getting down from anor londo is a pain
02-09-2018 02:09:45 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: One of the nice things about DaS I is that there's no mod checks or anything, you can run whatever while invading, and worst that'll happen is a few people will watchdog kick you.
02-09-2018 02:09:55 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: ...Just warp?
02-09-2018 02:10:26 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: It's not that far from Parish.  And you need to kill Sif, anyway.
02-09-2018 02:10:57 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Still don't have dat lardvessel
02-09-2018 02:11:28 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Didn'tyou already kill O&S...?
02-09-2018 02:11:38 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: nope
02-09-2018 02:11:39 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: I thought you had got them in like three tries.
02-09-2018 02:11:45 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: ...Huh.
02-09-2018 02:11:47 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: nooooooooo?
02-09-2018 02:11:57 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: You watched me try way more than thrice
02-09-2018 02:11:57 < * syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp is confuzzled
02-09-2018 02:12:12 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Ya just gotta run through, eventually climb a ladder, and do a drop attack to kill the boss in one hit. It sucks but whatever
02-09-2018 02:12:26 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: But I thought... maybe I'm confusing you with Lobos or something.
02-09-2018 02:12:32 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Plus all the times I died to that silver knight witht he spear
02-09-2018 02:12:44 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: I remember that.  That was funny.
02-09-2018 02:13:05 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ER is not as good at DS as lobos. Remember this.
02-09-2018 02:13:35 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: But yeah, O&S are straightforward, you got Power Within right?  Fight them normally for the first three stages, then buff and burst them down.
02-09-2018 02:24:52 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: How many weeks is this?
02-09-2018 02:25:37 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Sy: How many weeks is ancient wyvern?
02-09-2018 02:25:42 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Dev asks this
02-09-2018 02:27:12 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Wait what?
02-09-2018 02:27:17 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Ancient Wyvern?
02-09-2018 02:27:30 -!- syv is now known as sy
02-09-2018 02:27:38 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: isn't that the DS3 boss that's trivial
02-09-2018 02:28:10 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: its a puzzle boss
02-09-2018 02:28:18 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: I've never played DaS III, and have largely avoided spoilers.  I know virtually nothing about any of the bosses,
02-09-2018 02:30:06 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Ok
02-09-2018 02:30:08 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: thats one done
02-09-2018 02:30:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: It's a white version of big red from DS1.
02-09-2018 02:30:23 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: how long for that?
02-09-2018 02:30:24 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: not really
02-09-2018 02:32:38 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: You have the things to upgrade the sword the last two parts?
02-09-2018 02:32:50 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Hellkite Drake?  "How long for [the boss]" does not really compute, sorry.
02-09-2018 02:33:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: in witches?
02-09-2018 02:34:21 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: witch witch
02-09-2018 02:34:25 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Ohhh.
02-09-2018 02:34:28 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: WITCHTIME
02-09-2018 02:34:50 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Hellkite's effing huge, like nearly as tall as a castle.  Years?
02-09-2018 02:35:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I still don't know what you're talking about here
02-09-2018 02:35:29 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Best case scenario, monthly witches, I'll say 36.  Maybe 60 though, that's huge.
02-09-2018 02:35:39 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Nothing there
02-09-2018 02:35:52 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: How many chunks you need?
02-09-2018 02:35:52 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: uge
02-09-2018 02:36:23 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: No slabs huh?
02-09-2018 02:36:25 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Dev is obsessed with making Alida into a giant vertical wolf.  Though, if he also makes her progressively fluffy, she really will be a spherical wolf by then.
02-09-2018 02:36:25 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Wanna get one?
02-09-2018 02:36:36 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Fluff would be so thick she could roll.
02-09-2018 02:37:09 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: No, but you can trade the coiled sword fragment with the crow at firelink for one
02-09-2018 02:37:33 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Or there's one in this level
02-09-2018 02:37:45 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: through you'd need to get to the next bonfire
02-09-2018 02:37:57 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: That would be LOOONG past the time she just can't uwe her altform.  Would be kinda funny, every year she tries it out just to see how utterly crippled she is like that.  Just puffs out in the middle of a field somewhere;
02-09-2018 02:39:14 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Yes, this way
02-09-2018 02:39:43 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: ...Also, she'd be "whoops I accidentally the planet" powerful at that point.  The game kinda assumes you die long, long, long, before that level.
02-09-2018 02:40:18 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: More like the player dies of old age before then
02-09-2018 02:40:39 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: That too.
02-09-2018 02:41:18 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: speaking of, I need to update that game that I started but instead I'll play dark souls
02-09-2018 02:42:03 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Finally!
02-09-2018 02:42:06 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Finish O&S off!
02-09-2018 02:42:20 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: You can do it, and [other motivational sayings]!
02-09-2018 02:42:58 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: will you update Sophia if I beat Gwen before you do? >.>
02-09-2018 02:43:04 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Yes.
02-09-2018 02:43:12 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Within a week.
02-09-2018 02:43:37 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: will the two events be related to each other?
02-09-2018 02:43:39 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Oh, the hardest part is up next dev
02-09-2018 02:44:12 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: I *might* update Sophia within a month, of my own accord.  I've been meaning to, I just procrastinate ridiculously long.
02-09-2018 02:44:32 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: But I promise I'll update her within a week of you beating Gwyn, regardless of my Gwyn status.
02-09-2018 02:45:16 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: And that length of time is mostly only selected because I never work seven days in a row; I'd actually do it pretty much as soon as I have free time and am not exhausted.
02-09-2018 02:45:35 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: ...SC Gwyn, I should say.
02-09-2018 02:46:02 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Basic Gwyn is A) Already beaten twenty times over by myself, and B) trivial.
02-09-2018 02:47:26 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Just run forward and there's a bonfire
02-09-2018 02:47:27 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: ...Hell, I'll actually just finish the whole damn thing snappishly if you manage that.  It's only got like five updates left, a absolute most.
02-09-2018 02:47:36 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: GET THE BONFIRE DEV
02-09-2018 02:48:02 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: I love watching PW yell at the goblin.
02-09-2018 02:48:24 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: FORWARD GUIDENCE GOBLIN
02-09-2018 02:48:27 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: HIT THEM WITH YOUR SWORD
02-09-2018 02:48:52 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: It is very foolish to use Dev for guidance.
02-09-2018 02:49:02 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Sy, he just ran through a dangerous area with lots of souls and didn't die
02-09-2018 02:49:05 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: he taunts you
02-09-2018 02:49:15 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: You'll be steered into misery and unnecessary masochism.
02-09-2018 02:49:29 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Oh, I don't doubt it.  He's quite competent.
02-09-2018 02:49:39 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Now go trade for that slab
02-09-2018 02:49:44 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: That's why he can manage to be a goblin and not just fail constantly.
02-09-2018 02:49:46 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: You remember how to do that?
02-09-2018 02:50:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: goblins are bs
02-09-2018 02:50:04 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Endurance or str
02-09-2018 02:50:15 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: fucking goblins
02-09-2018 02:50:15 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: And yet goblins can't BS.
02-09-2018 02:50:30 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Ok you remember the tower out back?
02-09-2018 02:50:42 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: I would like to parrychain this goblin.  Can you parrychain in 3?
02-09-2018 02:51:37 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: No
02-09-2018 02:51:42 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Aww
02-09-2018 02:51:47 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: other opening
02-09-2018 02:51:50 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Why'd they have to break the PvP/
02-09-2018 02:51:51 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: top floor
02-09-2018 02:52:20 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: it was a fog gate a moment ago
02-09-2018 02:52:24 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: its open now
02-09-2018 02:52:33 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Went and beat up lautrec with pwr within bkh
02-09-2018 02:52:39 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: take that lautrec
02-09-2018 02:52:53 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: nope
02-09-2018 02:52:55 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: other one
02-09-2018 02:52:57 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: I had a hard time with Lautrec last time I fought him.
02-09-2018 02:52:58 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: top floor
02-09-2018 02:53:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: twoshot all his doods
02-09-2018 02:53:24 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Kept screwing up the parries on his R2, and the buddies wouldn't leave me alone.
02-09-2018 02:53:54 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: top floor does not mean the basement or the ground floor
02-09-2018 02:54:07 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: He's blind, don't bully him~
02-09-2018 02:54:29 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: that is the front door
02-09-2018 02:54:32 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: no
02-09-2018 02:54:46 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: just ran behind nearest pillar so that I wouldn't get soul arrowed, melee summon rolls right up to me so I r1 him twice, then r1 lautrec twice, then went and chased the mage down for fun while he was dying.
02-09-2018 02:54:58 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: you ran up to the top floor and jumpped off but that was the wrong side
02-09-2018 02:55:01 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: the other side
02-09-2018 02:55:02 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Nice.
02-09-2018 02:55:07 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: BKN is so good.
02-09-2018 02:55:08 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: there
02-09-2018 02:55:10 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: front door, top floor, same thing
02-09-2018 02:55:17 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: ...BKH.  Though it is BKN too.
02-09-2018 02:55:29 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: there's a tower with an open gate up there
02-09-2018 02:55:34 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: it leads to a bridge
02-09-2018 02:55:46 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: drop down off the bridge onto the roof the shrine
02-09-2018 02:55:58 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: look for a nest, someone should talk to you when you get close
02-09-2018 02:56:08 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Hey, Dubs, is there a BKH in III?
02-09-2018 02:56:43 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: walk into the nest, go into your inventory, drop the coiled sword fragment
02-09-2018 02:56:48 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: yes sy
02-09-2018 02:57:03 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Yay
02-09-2018 02:57:23 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: but there are better halberds
02-09-2018 02:57:53 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: LEAVE
02-09-2018 02:57:55 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: LEAVEL
02-09-2018 02:57:58 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Don't care, BKN was my favorite weapon in I and II, I'mma use it no matter how bad it is.
02-09-2018 02:58:11 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: B. K. H.
02-09-2018 02:58:21 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Pick up the next one you dingus
02-09-2018 02:58:39 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: A: Pick up item
02-09-2018 02:59:02 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: just pick up item again
02-09-2018 02:59:31 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: so now you can upgrade to max
02-09-2018 02:59:42 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: and become giant
02-09-2018 03:00:15 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: giants giants giants
02-09-2018 03:00:27 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: That item is a set of fire keeper clothing . You have to drop from the bridge on top to it.
02-09-2018 03:00:32 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: imma fight these anor londo dickheads now, k
02-09-2018 03:00:34 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: You got everything else in there already
02-09-2018 03:01:32 < * sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp silently cheers from far away
02-09-2018 03:04:08 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: can you not bone home while the arena is all darkmoony?
02-09-2018 03:04:32 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I killed smough first, and then decided I regretted that decision
02-09-2018 03:05:03 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: You can, pretty sure.
02-09-2018 03:05:14 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: I know I boned out of the fight a couple timea.
02-09-2018 03:05:15 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: was all greyed out
02-09-2018 03:05:30 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Odd.  Solaire alive?
02-09-2018 03:05:44 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Well there's an optional boss right next to the bonfire you were at
02-09-2018 03:05:47 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: if you wanna do that
02-09-2018 03:05:50 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: or we continue towards the end
02-09-2018 03:05:53 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: up to you
02-09-2018 03:06:08 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Or dlc
02-09-2018 03:06:27 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: he's considered one of the hardest bosses
02-09-2018 03:06:44 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: look for a lever
02-09-2018 03:06:53 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: DLC.  I can hear Dev's whining all the way from here.
02-09-2018 03:06:59 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: thats the wrong way, other way
02-09-2018 03:08:55 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Another slab up here too
02-09-2018 03:09:06 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: oh, I meant kill ornstein first?
02-09-2018 03:09:10 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: kinda?
02-09-2018 03:09:22 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: this fight has WAY too many phases
02-09-2018 03:10:46 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Nah
02-09-2018 03:11:07 < sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:hkjs:zrog:xykm:hmsv:jjqp: Smough, then Super Ornstein, then burst down Super Smough and finish O again.,
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02-09-2018 03:12:22 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: You have to drop off
02-09-2018 03:12:28 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: past the lever
02-09-2018 03:12:29 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: (sy) Smough, then Super Ornstein, then burst down Super Smough and finish O again.
02-09-2018 03:12:35 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: (sy) There's a bit of RNG in how long you have to kill Super S before Super O comes in, but it shouldn't be too hard to beat it with PW.
02-09-2018 03:12:35 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: and walk on the clouds
02-09-2018 03:12:46 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Will the R2 be useful for bursting super S?
02-09-2018 03:13:14 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: You say that
02-09-2018 03:14:03 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: The R of what?  BKH?  No.  Best DPS is 2HR1, with each attack followed by a little step so you don't continue the combo.
02-09-2018 03:14:31 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: The side swingy second attack is a bit slower, so don't let that hapoen.
02-09-2018 03:15:28 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: Also, I think I got it wrong.  Best order is OSSO.
02-09-2018 03:16:01 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: But honestly I don't remember exactly how the phases work, now.
02-09-2018 03:18:25 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: you can skip the cutscene~
02-09-2018 03:19:47 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Try strong attacks if you're missing
02-09-2018 03:19:51 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: they hit higher
02-09-2018 03:24:33 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: No tail weapons in this
02-09-2018 03:26:12 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: He's weak to lightning
02-09-2018 03:26:48 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: You know you can spam roll to get out of the stun faster right?
02-09-2018 03:28:00 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I might play this without solare just because that takes less time to set up and it's less stressful when I don't have to worry about his health bar.
02-09-2018 03:28:26 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Solare is tanky as fuck, but he WILL die at some point in a 4-phase O&S fight
02-09-2018 03:29:34 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: Oh, yes.  IMO he's mostly useful for distracting them to make the first two phases easier.
02-09-2018 03:30:02 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: If you really hurry he might even last to #3, which can be really helpful.
02-09-2018 03:30:27 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Oh yeah, I hurry through those and he usually lasts to 3
02-09-2018 03:32:23 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: His name isn't nameless
02-09-2018 03:32:46 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: The tomb of the unknown soldier isn't for a soldier named Unknown
02-09-2018 03:32:59 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: The king of the storms is the bird
02-09-2018 03:33:10 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: Yeah, he told me it's actually "Adahn".
02-09-2018 03:33:31 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: Keep it a secret though, there's a cool mystique to being Nameless.
02-09-2018 03:33:41 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Actually his name isn't known
02-09-2018 03:34:13 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: specifically in the lore they refer to him only as a god of war whose name was erased from history due to an unknown mistake he made
02-09-2018 03:34:36 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: And everyone who could have known it is dead
02-09-2018 03:34:56 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: dammit, got ornstein phase 4 down to one hit left, before smough spawned
02-09-2018 03:34:59 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: The only one who knows it is him, and he doesn't tell. From the perspective of the player, he's nameless
02-09-2018 03:35:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: just gotta dodge better :P
02-09-2018 03:35:14 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Unlike all those other bosses that nicely give you their names before fighting~
02-09-2018 03:35:29 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Ok Dev, then all the unknown soldiers are called fred
02-09-2018 03:35:49 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: "Adahn" is a reference, Piecey. :P
02-09-2018 03:36:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: fuck that gwen's firstborn is Solare and we all know this to be true so fuck off nameless king nobody likes you
02-09-2018 03:36:33 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: ER thats not true in any way
02-09-2018 03:36:34 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: Actually, Gwyn's firstborn is Vamos.
02-09-2018 03:36:51 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: he originally supposed to be andre
02-09-2018 03:37:04 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: He was pretty ashamed of that affair with Nito, so Vamos got exiled.  That's why he's so grumpy.
02-09-2018 03:37:18 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: Nah, Andre's just some shmuck.
02-09-2018 03:37:21 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Just like pricilla was gonna be level up lady
02-09-2018 03:37:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: S O L A I R E
02-09-2018 03:37:33 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Its all still in the game code, interviews, design docs, etc
02-09-2018 03:37:38 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: ...
02-09-2018 03:37:56 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Andre is some shmuck who survives like 30000 years to be in two games
02-09-2018 03:38:04 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: Yes, yes, we know Piecewise.  We know.  A lot of Dark Souls nerdery in this channel.
02-09-2018 03:38:21 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: ACHTULLY
02-09-2018 03:38:22 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yea but it's solare tho
02-09-2018 03:38:31 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: Vamos!
02-09-2018 03:38:44 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: I mean, how ELSE does Vamos tie into the lore?
02-09-2018 03:39:12 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Viking
02-09-2018 03:39:13 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Vamos can go sit by himself with his shitty microphone
02-09-2018 03:39:36 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: he's skeleton man what makes sword go fire and that's all
02-09-2018 03:39:38 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Vamos is my spirit animal
02-09-2018 03:39:45 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: sure sure
02-09-2018 03:39:54 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: we don't have to fight this guy remember
02-09-2018 03:39:58 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: he's totally optional
02-09-2018 03:43:47 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: His attacks tend to be a half second later than you think
02-09-2018 03:43:51 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: they love doing that
02-09-2018 03:44:08 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: you have to dodge when the attack comes in, rather than when you see him wind up
02-09-2018 03:46:18 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Might wanna get the ring from Gundyr's soul. Its a good one. Better than that extra damage while full hp one
02-09-2018 03:46:37 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: fuuuuuu
02-09-2018 03:46:47 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: fight bugged out for me
02-09-2018 03:47:16 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: killed super ornstein, then... nothing happened. super smough didn't spawn.
02-09-2018 03:47:57 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: just stood around in an empty room while the distorted music kept going
02-09-2018 03:48:49 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: Oh.  That happened to me once, yeah.
02-09-2018 03:49:04 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: prisoner's chain
02-09-2018 03:49:05 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ANNOY
02-09-2018 03:49:14 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: gotta do it again, I guess
02-09-2018 03:49:14 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: thats what you're looking for
02-09-2018 03:49:20 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: It's one of only... two significant bugs, which honestly is kinda impressive.
02-09-2018 03:49:36 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: its 4% extra damage
02-09-2018 03:49:55 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: the health you get from the ring more than counteracts it
02-09-2018 03:53:58 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Alternatively, wear a hat~
02-09-2018 03:54:09 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Your mortal enemy
02-09-2018 03:54:22 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: luuuuuuuul got killed by electric spear grab attack
02-09-2018 03:56:55 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: You can save quit if it'll kill you.  Saves you a run.
02-09-2018 03:59:39 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: GIVE IN DEV
02-09-2018 03:59:42 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I've suddenly become shit at phase 1
02-09-2018 03:59:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: help
02-09-2018 03:59:54 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: No
02-09-2018 03:59:56 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: die
02-09-2018 04:00:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Damn, sorry for the bad quality.
02-09-2018 04:00:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: I should have changed a few settings.
02-09-2018 04:00:49 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Tis fine
02-09-2018 04:02:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: okay, that's it for today.
02-09-2018 04:02:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Wonder what that guy's second form is like.
02-09-2018 04:03:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Oh look, steam was updating itself despite being on offline mode.
02-09-2018 04:03:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Of course it does.
02-09-2018 04:03:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Sigh.
02-09-2018 04:03:42 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: fuck you, smough's single pixel of health!
02-09-2018 04:03:59 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: heh
02-09-2018 04:04:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: I can't tell it to not fucking do that while I don't want it doing that.
02-09-2018 04:04:03 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Dev's true boss
02-09-2018 04:04:05 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: steam
02-09-2018 04:04:26 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: Dev's true boss: Social Consensus.
02-09-2018 04:04:58 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: dev, maybe if you let steam update when you're not doing anything else, it wouldn't feel the need to update itself while you're playing?
02-09-2018 04:05:00 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: It can be done, PW, but I'll have to look up how to do it via shell commands.  There are some MP games where it'll shut off updates while playing it.
02-09-2018 04:05:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: It updates every couple of days, ER.
02-09-2018 04:06:20 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: That's like saying I need to warm up with a few hours of another steam game, and I might have a few hours where it won't update again so I can stream.
02-09-2018 04:06:26 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: Later peeps
02-09-2018 04:06:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: It's horseshit.
02-09-2018 04:06:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: seeya PW.
02-09-2018 04:06:30 < Piecewise!Piecewise@78-679-97-4.lsv6.qwest.net: I'm going to sleeps
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02-09-2018 04:06:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: and I had it update earlier this week.
02-09-2018 04:15:55 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: "It is not possible to prevent Steam client updates from being downloaded while the client is in 'Offline' mode."
02-09-2018 04:16:40 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: Huh.  Software which doesn't let the user be foolish and not update it.  Nice;
02-09-2018 04:18:45 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Well.. what does it do for me again?
02-09-2018 04:20:20 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: anyway, time to just block it.
02-09-2018 04:22:37 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Yeah, that works.
02-09-2018 04:23:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: It's fine if it's blocked after the game is started.  Doesn't blink at that.
02-09-2018 04:23:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: and that stops any current downloads going on for the duration.
02-09-2018 04:23:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: that works.
02-09-2018 04:32:34 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: dammit ornstein, stop dodging!
02-09-2018 04:37:35 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: I'mma... I'mma just leave you to that.  Kill 'em dead, ER, syv sleep now.
02-09-2018 04:37:46 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: great
02-09-2018 04:37:55 < sy!syvarris@2600:380:4c69:hxim:yrjh:yvtl:snoi:pnvl: Good luck
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02-09-2018 04:44:35 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: bah, enough of that bullshit anyways
02-09-2018 04:46:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Biggie smalls?
02-09-2018 04:46:39 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: didn't you say that last level was the last time you were going to vote for making sydney bigger?
02-09-2018 04:46:52 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: you just really want to be big, huh?
02-09-2018 04:48:17 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Last time I said I wanted to do one more after it.
02-09-2018 04:48:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Armour didn't come up, which is what I would have preferred.
02-09-2018 04:48:42 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: It's toughness that I'd prefer.
02-09-2018 04:49:06 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: After that I'd probably choose faster mana regen, because it's a base upgrade instead of something fancy.
02-09-2018 04:49:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: instead of more arm.
02-09-2018 04:49:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: So since I'd prefer more mana to more arm, I'm okay with the 1-1 split on physical upgrades.
02-09-2018 04:50:17 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Not gonna make the arm situation better by ignoring it
02-09-2018 04:50:55 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: right now we're effectively one-armed unless specifically using the demon arm for crushing or wormsing
02-09-2018 04:51:07 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: they don't work together at all
02-09-2018 04:51:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Yeah, but more arm leaves us still one armed.
02-09-2018 04:51:29 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: because even with more arm, demon arm is still only good for crushing or wormsing.
02-09-2018 04:51:44 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: It'd be better at crushing, yes.
02-09-2018 04:53:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: it would mean that we're able to actually use it with oversized equipment, without being limited by shoulder strength.
02-09-2018 04:54:18 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: If you want oversized equipment, why not just get bigger?
02-09-2018 04:54:22 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Could use a sodding big shield in that arm, or solo a heavy crossbow, or use it together with the other arm for a really big sword or such.
02-09-2018 04:54:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Because getting bigger doesn't let us do that.
02-09-2018 04:55:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Yeah it does.  Sword gets bigger, etc.
02-09-2018 04:55:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: We've reached diminishing returns on that, and your response is to keep going
02-09-2018 04:55:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: I was hoping armour would just let us block with the big hand, no shield needed.
02-09-2018 04:55:55 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: if you're going to upgrade base stats, at least go for the one that says "drastically" rather than "slightly"
02-09-2018 04:56:13 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: That's a fair point.
02-09-2018 04:56:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: let me reread that.
02-09-2018 04:58:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Yours says 'a bit farther.'
02-09-2018 04:58:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Mine says 'not as dramatically.'
02-09-2018 04:58:38 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Yeah, it'd let us put something really big in that arm, but it just seems less useful than being tougher overall.
02-09-2018 04:59:04 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: mine explicitly solves a problem that we've had in writing already
02-09-2018 05:00:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Yeah, to be replaced with new problems, not having the spine and collarbone to support the heavy arm.
02-09-2018 05:01:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: I don't know.  If the problem is that we can't have a big enough sword, why wouldn't just getting bigger help with that?
02-09-2018 05:01:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: I really am doing it to be tougher, though, not so much stronger on offense.
02-09-2018 05:02:19 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Because we're not getting bigger anymore, and if everything grows equally we STILL have problems with the relitive size of our body.
02-09-2018 05:02:32 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: We don't have gluttony, after all, so we aren't going to need to eat people with our hand in any case.
02-09-2018 05:03:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: ..Sidney isn't getting bigger anymore?  There's natural growth just from living.
02-09-2018 05:03:56 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: what it says is 'not as much as last time', but that's pretty reasonable.  I wouldn't take it a third time.
02-09-2018 05:06:37 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: I'd probably take fertile if not muscle up.  Adapt would be in the top five.
02-09-2018 05:07:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: I would also prefer glowy backhands to encroaching growth, in any case.
02-09-2018 05:08:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: so that we can hit things slightly harder with our awkward and crippled limb?
02-09-2018 05:08:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Yeah.  It's a giant claw-hand.  Going for dexterity is a bit of a fail.
02-09-2018 05:10:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: I'm okay with it just being a weapon.  Instead of holding a giant sword in it, just hit things with the claw-hand itself.
02-09-2018 05:10:37 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: put the shield in the other hand.
02-09-2018 05:22:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: I might change it to fertile tomorrow.
02-09-2018 05:24:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Tbh, the offensive upgrade I want is improved poison on spiderlings.
02-09-2018 05:25:30 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...when have we ever used spiderlings in an offensive capacity?
02-09-2018 05:42:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: when they saved our life.
02-09-2018 05:42:21 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: in general we haven't used them much.
02-09-2018 05:42:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: and when we stung cyber-orc.
02-09-2018 05:43:49 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: stinging people to eat them from inside-out is very potent.
02-09-2018 06:04:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Heh.
02-09-2018 06:04:20 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: 11 kill, 939 damage, OT-38/mac-10 round.
02-09-2018 06:04:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Those weapons remain absurdly fun.
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02-09-2018 18:32:37 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: well, looks like you got another vote for the arm.
02-09-2018 20:25:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: and I got one more for muscle up, heh.
02-09-2018 20:55:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: had four punch kills in a round.
02-09-2018 20:55:29 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: all of them had guns.  It was glorious.
02-09-2018 20:59:31 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: It also featured me forcing someone armed to retreat away from my fists for long enough so I could use a medkit at almost no health.
02-09-2018 21:00:31 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: to be fair, that was the fourth guy and he saw me kill the first three, and took a few punches already.
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02-09-2018 22:26:25 < midnightjaguar!Mutter@698.sub-576-670-542.myvzw.com: Huh. I see dubs has a new game out
02-09-2018 22:26:56 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Join now and ask "Clate" to stick you with a crystal toothpick.
02-09-2018 22:27:07 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I think you'll enjoy the results~
02-09-2018 22:27:53 < midnightjaguar!Mutter@698.sub-576-670-542.myvzw.com: Am I going to end up makeing Trier 2.0?
02-09-2018 22:28:04 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: mayyyyyyybe
02-09-2018 22:28:18 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Alternatively you could do something that's not that.
02-09-2018 22:28:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Be a lizard person with 8 prehensile tongues!
02-09-2018 22:29:19 < midnightjaguar!Mutter@698.sub-576-670-542.myvzw.com: .....why do I need 8 prehensile tounges?
02-09-2018 22:30:10 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: To feel your way around caves with zero light, of course.
02-09-2018 22:31:12 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: When your jaw is opened all the way, it goes at a 180 degree angle and you can't see ahead of yourself anymore, but you'll have all those tongues to navigate by.
02-09-2018 22:31:32 < midnightjaguar!Mutter@698.sub-576-670-542.myvzw.com: I suppose that would actually be useful
02-09-2018 22:37:06 < midnightjaguar!Mutter@698.sub-576-670-542.myvzw.com: Brb
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02-09-2018 23:13:38 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: so the star-nosed mole method of travel?
02-09-2018 23:13:51 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Pretty much.
02-09-2018 23:14:10 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: they're migratory cave lizards
02-09-2018 23:25:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Pretty odd life, that is.
02-09-2018 23:25:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: dig around, bump into stuff, eat it when it's edible, ignore it when it isn't, keep digging.
02-09-2018 23:28:44 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: ooh, coven update.
02-09-2018 23:35:45 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Looks like those armoured cars are more low-profile models.
02-09-2018 23:37:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: Doesn't include the engine compartment or the underside, except below the front passenger seats.
02-09-2018 23:41:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@gmlb-1x3xa1tr2uey800ho5ll31wyt.ipv3.telus.net: I was expecting a security van, personally.