17-08-2018 00:02:17 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: That is also an odd thing.
17-08-2018 00:02:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: The evil guy can talk to you in your dreams, but can't send some goons to murder you.
17-08-2018 00:06:55 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Maybe it's some magic.  He can find the dreams of his enemy, since dreams are uncontrolled and mystical, but he can't find their physical location.
17-08-2018 00:07:02 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Though, in TES...
17-08-2018 00:07:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Yeah.
17-08-2018 00:07:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: That said, this is -very- early TES.
17-08-2018 00:07:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: For one thing, Khajiit are humans.
17-08-2018 00:07:56 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: There are two moons, though.
17-08-2018 00:08:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Heh.
17-08-2018 00:08:23 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: I moved onto the next screen of text.
17-08-2018 00:09:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: "I will use the same dream bridge she uses, sending my minions across time and space.  Already they arrive, ones worthy of destroying you."
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17-08-2018 00:20:42 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: so yeah.
17-08-2018 00:20:51 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: sup foos
17-08-2018 00:20:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: well, made it out alive.
17-08-2018 00:21:10 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Did you hear that Jagar Tharn has made a fake emperor so he can rule through his simulacrum?
17-08-2018 00:21:24 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Dev got me to waste a ridiculous amount of time plugging characters into Akinator.
17-08-2018 00:21:51 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ah
17-08-2018 00:22:42 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: annoyed that I can find multiple characters with fewer plays than any you can come up with?  ;-p
17-08-2018 00:23:22 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...the firedog guarded firekeeper soul isn't too bad.
17-08-2018 00:23:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: die on it like once at most per run, and usually because of falling damage :V
17-08-2018 00:23:47 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: I can come up with plenty of characters that stump it, I just can't find anything in the sweetspot.
17-08-2018 00:24:13 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: I mostly hate it because I spent multiple hours there the first time I played.
17-08-2018 00:24:21 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I tried a character from some flash adventure game and it couldn't find it.
17-08-2018 00:24:43 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: And hotdogs are by far the hardest enemy in the area, worse than even blowdart snipers.
17-08-2018 00:25:07 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I find the big fellows hardest.
17-08-2018 00:25:57 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...and trying to fight the gargoyle with bugs constantly spawning :P
17-08-2018 00:26:50 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: The blowdart dudes in that area are easy, because darts don't actually do damage or stagger you.
17-08-2018 00:27:24 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: so you can just ignore the darts and stab them once you're already toxic
17-08-2018 00:27:37 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: and then use a single moss when you're done
17-08-2018 00:28:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Well, if you just want a relatively low number, Emperor Augustus got about 1700 plays and was picked in 12 questions.
17-08-2018 00:28:16 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Big guys are simple, they attack slow, can be parried, blocked, backstabbed, have big hitboxes...
17-08-2018 00:28:33 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Mild-Mannered Pate had 646.
17-08-2018 00:28:39 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: And yet I run into their attacks like an idiot
17-08-2018 00:28:42 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: I've gotten a couple at 1000.
17-08-2018 00:28:57 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: while sensably staying back from firedogs ;P
17-08-2018 00:29:59 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: how can khajiit be human
17-08-2018 00:33:39 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Ohmes, mayhaps?
17-08-2018 00:34:52 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: whats a mayhaps
17-08-2018 00:36:30 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Perchance, Ja'ariit.
17-08-2018 00:38:34 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: FUCK YEAH!
17-08-2018 00:38:43 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Monkey, played 22 times.
17-08-2018 00:38:50 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Three of those were probably me.
17-08-2018 00:39:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: hmm, monkey?
17-08-2018 00:39:44 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Redrick Schuharts mutated daughter in Roadside Picnic.
17-08-2018 00:40:01 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: huh
17-08-2018 00:40:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: too bad I don't read books
17-08-2018 00:40:45 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Roadside Picnic is a really really good book, I'd highly recommend it as one to start on.
17-08-2018 00:40:53 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: I could send you a link. :3
17-08-2018 00:43:51 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Oh, yes, "Last player 17/08/2018".  So yeah, the three tries I made before were counted as plays, and Monkey therefore was already played 19 times when I came up with her.
17-08-2018 00:44:00 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: *"Last played
17-08-2018 00:58:47 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: OH YEAH!  ER, Refine.  Calling the MKs "Hunters" reminded me of this song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pe7lTIR394
17-08-2018 00:59:39 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: And I'm also curious what happens when MKs reproduce normally, since apparently witches reproduce normally.
17-08-2018 01:00:56 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: well you can be curious about it but I'm gonna not consider it.
17-08-2018 01:01:48 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Why not?
17-08-2018 01:02:08 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Is there any reason they wouldn't just have completely normal human children?
17-08-2018 01:02:22 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Would the child be mostly nonmagical but have a rough, unrefined soul gem?
17-08-2018 01:02:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Hmm. Okay I'll consider it then.
17-08-2018 01:03:13 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Hunters are the protectors of settlements, ans things have been going long enough for multiple generations to go by to my understanding.  If Hunters can breed, their descendents would have some distinguishment; if they can't, that would be notable.
17-08-2018 01:03:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Hunters are close to liches, and their bodies are similar to human but not really alive in the same way.
17-08-2018 01:03:42 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Do they grow up and become adults?
17-08-2018 01:04:17 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Also hunters are kids and not sexually mature, and will remain the same... or at least their bodies change with the character on their mind, and not what biology would do with a human body.
17-08-2018 01:04:39 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: How old are hunters?
17-08-2018 01:05:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: about 13 to 16, I think.
17-08-2018 01:05:35 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: :|
17-08-2018 01:06:14 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: To start with, that is.
17-08-2018 01:06:16 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Many twelve year olds are physiologically capable of having children, despite not being mature, you realize.  Pretty much all 16 year olds are capable of reproduction.
17-08-2018 01:06:30 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: *grumble grumble*
17-08-2018 01:06:50 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: k liches aren't alive and don't reproduce k
17-08-2018 01:06:55 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: And I guarantee you, if you stuck a bunch of sixteen year olds together, and gave them immortality, there'd be some smashin' going on.
17-08-2018 01:07:01 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Ok.
17-08-2018 01:07:04 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: fiiiiiine
17-08-2018 01:08:08 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: I'm not asking for it, I'm just curious.
17-08-2018 01:08:18 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: You're not wrong.
17-08-2018 01:08:41 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Though srsly you're gonna get players being all sappy and whining and having poorly-written romances, I guarantee it.
17-08-2018 01:09:07 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: you're not wrong :/
17-08-2018 01:12:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: But yeah the way it works is that hunters/witches are essentially a different kind of creature from humans, and witches are the mature form, which can either reproduce asexually through familiars or sexually through pseudohunters. And there's a force among humans that randomly transforms children into hunters.
17-08-2018 01:13:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Which makes... 3 different ways that these things can be born, really.
17-08-2018 01:14:11 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: So they'd be infertile while still physically and mentally human, regardless of their shape?
17-08-2018 01:14:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Yes.
17-08-2018 01:15:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: They are a different, magical, form of life.
17-08-2018 01:16:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: There's probably also machine life somewhere out there, because civilization was up to some crazy shit that's poorly documented before failing completely. ;P
17-08-2018 01:16:36 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Keeps your options open.
17-08-2018 01:27:44 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Hey, ER, do you have any mechanics for the towns the Hunters live in?
17-08-2018 01:28:16 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Mechanics? No, but I have some mental notes.
17-08-2018 01:28:45 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: A long while back, Piecewise sent me a couple systems to review for use in Oroboropolis.
17-08-2018 01:29:32 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Apocolypse World (The eRP system), and No Country For Old Kobolds, which used the same town system but was otherwise far better and streamlined.  It's a good system IMO, simple and effective.
17-08-2018 01:31:32 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: I could prolly find a copy of the latter, if you're interested, or just write it out myself.
17-08-2018 01:31:59 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: what would this town system involve?
17-08-2018 01:34:36 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: IIRC it was basically a system of timers ticking down, with bonuses for keeping them high, and penalties for letting them get low.  Each timer was a specific need, like water, food, money for the mercenaries that protect the town, fuel for the nightly energy shield, etc.
17-08-2018 01:35:53 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: It struck me as a great way of incentivising PCs to actually think of things to go out and do for the town, while also mechanically rewarding them for it, and punishing them if they drug their feet.
17-08-2018 01:37:18 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Ah, and it also had mechanics for impending threats, warnings for the players that trouble was on the horizon, with systemized ways to work towards delaying those and balancing them.
17-08-2018 01:37:30 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Been awhile since I read any of it, though.
17-08-2018 01:38:16 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: welp, that sounds pertainant and like something I cannot write myself.
17-08-2018 01:38:34 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Maybe if I embellish it with fireballs... nah.
17-08-2018 01:42:37 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Well, if you want me to dig up the files, say so.  Otherwise, Dark Souls...
17-08-2018 01:44:19 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: hah, go play dark souls
17-08-2018 01:51:05 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: https://youtu.be/PaTc81-ZmDw
17-08-2018 01:52:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "Have I died and gone to murder-heaven?"
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17-08-2018 02:02:25 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c18:isnn:sirj:xguh:yos:hvzj: Murder-heaven sounds like Hell.
17-08-2018 02:03:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: not to an inquisitor
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17-08-2018 02:26:48 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: FAAAACKING GWYN
17-08-2018 02:26:56 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: JAGGERS
17-08-2018 02:27:03 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: ARE YOU BUSYBODY
17-08-2018 02:27:49 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: that's a quility episode
17-08-2018 02:27:53 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: JAGGERS
17-08-2018 02:27:56 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: MARY JANE
17-08-2018 02:28:10 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: MULTIPLE JUNCTURE
17-08-2018 02:28:16 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: EM JAY
17-08-2018 02:28:24 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: MISS JANET
17-08-2018 02:28:30 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: MJ
17-08-2018 02:28:34 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: MIDNIGHT JAGUAR
17-08-2018 02:28:40 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: WHY ARE YOU HERE
17-08-2018 02:28:44 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: YOU AREN'T RESPONDING
17-08-2018 02:28:50 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: MidJag
17-08-2018 02:28:53 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: MIDJAG
17-08-2018 02:28:56 < MidJag!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: oy
17-08-2018 02:29:00 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: that will actually ping him :P
17-08-2018 02:29:17 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: I KNOW, EXCRUTIATING RODENT
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17-08-2018 02:29:33 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: also, disengage your capslock drive, silly
17-08-2018 02:29:35 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: BUSY?
17-08-2018 02:29:42 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Not really
17-08-2018 02:29:51 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: THIS IS A PHONE IT DOESN'T HAVE CAPSLOCK
17-08-2018 02:29:56 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: CTRL IS IN THAT SPOR
17-08-2018 02:29:58 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: SPOT
17-08-2018 02:30:04 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: ER
17-08-2018 02:30:08 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: RUNNA REFINE TEST
17-08-2018 02:30:16 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: I'MMA KILL JAGGERS
17-08-2018 02:30:55 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: k
17-08-2018 02:30:56 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: kay
17-08-2018 02:31:20 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: YAY
17-08-2018 02:31:32 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: I'm a curiousity.
17-08-2018 02:31:49 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: I forget what the other new stat names are.
17-08-2018 02:31:59 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: no your a curiosi/sy/
17-08-2018 02:32:02 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: Defiance, Ingenuity, Love, uhh?
17-08-2018 02:32:21 -!- syv is now known as curiosi-sy
17-08-2018 02:32:33 < curiosi-sy!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: wait no that looks like sissy
17-08-2018 02:32:37 -!- curiosi-sy is now known as syv
17-08-2018 02:32:46 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f3/Curiosity_Self-Portrait_at_%27Big_Sky%27_Drilling_Site.jpg/800px-Curiosity_Self-Portrait_at_%27Big_Sky%27_Drilling_Site.jpg
17-08-2018 02:32:49 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: I am MANLY magical boy
17-08-2018 02:33:20 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: I ate that, yes
17-08-2018 02:34:54 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: I PM'd the powersets to MJ.
17-08-2018 02:35:01 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: https://pastebin.com/KEnvXhBB
17-08-2018 02:35:10 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: well there's what you need again
17-08-2018 02:35:12 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: And also stuck them in a spoiler, which makes everything like 5% more efficient.
17-08-2018 02:35:21 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: great
17-08-2018 02:36:00 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: What do fury and defiance do?
17-08-2018 02:36:18 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: grab 1 +5, 2 +3, 2 +2, and 1 +1 for those six stats.
17-08-2018 02:36:19 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: Is that joy and bravery, or butcher and cleave?
17-08-2018 02:36:24 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: the +5 is your class
17-08-2018 02:36:39 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: grab like 5 powers from your class and neutral powers
17-08-2018 02:37:15 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Fury is dex, Defiance is str
17-08-2018 02:38:39 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: so like the powersets do what exactlly?
17-08-2018 02:38:49 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: things! :V
17-08-2018 02:39:10 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: blame syv for making me do a test when they don't have descriptions! ;p
17-08-2018 02:40:27 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: ...So this works like syvs game right?
17-08-2018 02:40:32 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: do *I* know what all these do!? Fuck it, full speed ahead.
17-08-2018 02:40:35 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: in terms of char creation right>?
17-08-2018 02:40:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Roughly.
17-08-2018 02:40:41 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: I'M DONE
17-08-2018 02:40:57 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: MJ MAKE A CHAR FOR ME TO KILL
17-08-2018 02:41:34 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: you can't rush art syv. :P
17-08-2018 02:41:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: you totally can
17-08-2018 02:42:04 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: you totally can
17-08-2018 02:43:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: also LINK ME MUSIC
17-08-2018 02:45:50 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pe7lTIR394
17-08-2018 02:45:59 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: Because it's still open in my tabs
17-08-2018 02:46:14 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: it's still open in MY tabs, so doesn't count
17-08-2018 02:46:22 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: baaah
17-08-2018 02:46:43 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLZkElOjo7zzZRFO9zCaz9n8gjOyxSVhHR&v=dWqq_jsFOkg#
17-08-2018 02:46:49 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: That's to the left of it
17-08-2018 02:46:52 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Anger crystals! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_V_2BFWahc
17-08-2018 02:47:08 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Or same guy as anger crystals
17-08-2018 02:48:47 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: kay
17-08-2018 02:48:57 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: I hit shuffle all on my phone's root directory and got this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jNFgynmVmx0
17-08-2018 02:49:40 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: Can we kill each other yetttt?
17-08-2018 02:50:00 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: depends. are we all ready for this travesty?
17-08-2018 02:50:07 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: YES
17-08-2018 02:50:20 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: SLAM IN THE DESERT
17-08-2018 02:50:24 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWxBrI0g1kE
17-08-2018 02:50:27 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: MAGICAL BOY BRAWL
17-08-2018 02:50:30 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: lets fucking go
17-08-2018 02:50:50 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: oy m8
17-08-2018 02:51:05 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: I'mma rip yor fookin 'ead off
17-08-2018 02:53:27 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Okay. You be in the desert. It is very hot, but the sun casts only a dim light. Nothing but white dunes can be seen in the distance. There are a few pieces of a wrecked car here. Across from you is bengal tiger with an eyepatch/a mostly normal boy in plain clothing. Using your sixth sight, you can tell that the other person is a hunter. You are hungry.
17-08-2018 02:53:45 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: RAWR
17-08-2018 02:54:03 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: >Dodge and Adapt
17-08-2018 02:54:29 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: >technopathy
17-08-2018 02:55:04 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I
17-08-2018 02:55:36 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: Wait shit you're a time freezer aren't you
17-08-2018 02:55:42 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: gaaah
17-08-2018 02:56:25 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: heh. I can remake chars if you want a better fight.
17-08-2018 02:56:34 < syv!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: Nyah.
17-08-2018 02:57:00 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: The tiger turns and strafes its prey, and its jaws shift and grow into an exaggerated gator's jaw.
17-08-2018 02:57:21 -!- syv is now known as FloridaCat
17-08-2018 02:57:53 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: neat
17-08-2018 02:58:26 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: You reach out to the wrecked car with your technopathy, getting a feel for what remains.
17-08-2018 02:58:37 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: [3]
17-08-2018 02:58:59 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...mostly ruins. Not much still works, other than the headlights.
17-08-2018 02:59:06 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >
17-08-2018 02:59:36 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: >Freeze
17-08-2018 02:59:37 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N4tXf3Ensw
17-08-2018 02:59:56 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: TURN MY TAIL AND BACK LEGS INTO FLAMETHROWER-POWERED JET ENGINES AND OVERDRIVE A LEAP INTO HIM, RIP 'IS FOOKIN 'EAD OFF!
17-08-2018 03:00:17 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: >^
17-08-2018 03:01:01 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ooh, looks like the cat is more FURIOUS
17-08-2018 03:01:24 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: RAWR RAWR IMA TIGERSAWR
17-08-2018 03:01:48 -!- MJ is now known as Randodude
17-08-2018 03:03:18 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: The tiger becomes a bundle of hateful military hardware and pounces suddenly, coating the boy in burning fuel. Then stops.
17-08-2018 03:03:39 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: The fire goes out, without time to fuel it~
17-08-2018 03:03:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >
17-08-2018 03:03:52 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: >Analyze
17-08-2018 03:04:25 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: >physicality to rip the frozen tigers "fookin" head off
17-08-2018 03:06:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: You lunge forwards and... punch the tiger in the jaw. Upon contact with your bolstered fist, the cat becomes reanimated, as if the kinetic energy from your punch was converted into chronological energy. The gator jaws snap down on your hand.
17-08-2018 03:07:10 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: OMNOMNOM
17-08-2018 03:07:27 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: To your vision, this is a simple hunter, with a dead, humanlike body. Rough gem on the collar.
17-08-2018 03:07:36 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: >fork
17-08-2018 03:07:56 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: what actions would you like to fork?~
17-08-2018 03:07:59 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: >BITE DAT JEM
17-08-2018 03:08:27 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: >OVERDRIVE BTW
17-08-2018 03:09:40 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: I guess like punching?
17-08-2018 03:09:46 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: and?
17-08-2018 03:10:04 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: ...and Extrude
17-08-2018 03:10:16 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ah.
17-08-2018 03:10:28 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: I have no idea how this works
17-08-2018 03:10:44 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: Nobody does@
17-08-2018 03:10:45 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: NOW DIE
17-08-2018 03:12:01 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: time crumples and a wedge of magic drives your actions into two distinct halves. In one, you punch the gator and then it crushes your gem. In the other, you Extrude a sword into its jaw.
17-08-2018 03:13:01 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: The one in which you die dissolves before your eyes, and you are left with a shimmering blade jammed through the creature's mouth, and out the other end. It barely seems to care, though it's hindered.
17-08-2018 03:13:16 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: I like that power!
17-08-2018 03:13:21 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: That's cool
17-08-2018 03:13:56 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: >Chomp down on the arm and rip it off, while mimicing a paw into a rifle and headshotting him
17-08-2018 03:14:09 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: ...Gemshotting.
17-08-2018 03:14:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I didn't > yet
17-08-2018 03:14:29 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: >technopathy his flamethrower legs and make them explode
17-08-2018 03:14:37 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: Aww
17-08-2018 03:15:27 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Light seethes from behind its eyepatch and takes the form of etherial muscle fibers, weaving through its jaw. With impossible strength it bites down and shatters your blade, and takes your hand with it.
17-08-2018 03:15:30 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: NOW
17-08-2018 03:15:31 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >
17-08-2018 03:15:48 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: >technopathy his flamethrower legs and make them explode
17-08-2018 03:15:58 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: can't ignore half my player's order just cause there's a split on :P
17-08-2018 03:16:21 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: >Mimic flamethrower legs into MORE TIGERS, while fleeing
17-08-2018 03:17:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: big technopathy roll~
17-08-2018 03:18:21 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: The tiger's front legs make a crunching sound, then the air tanks implode and they catch fire. He yelps and falls over while turning them back into paws.
17-08-2018 03:18:38 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >
17-08-2018 03:19:34 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: [cheerful music in the background]
17-08-2018 03:19:54 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: >HAHA I WAS JUST KIDDING LEGS BACK INTO FLAMETHROWERS AND ROAST THAT JOKER
17-08-2018 03:20:10 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: just a prank bro
17-08-2018 03:20:37 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: >extrude into the face
17-08-2018 03:21:57 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: You extrude a blade into the cat's face again. This does literally nothing to prevent his attack. You are now melting.
17-08-2018 03:21:58 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >
17-08-2018 03:22:23 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: >FREEZE!
17-08-2018 03:22:25 < FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp: >Adopt?
17-08-2018 03:23:01 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ah. hmm.
17-08-2018 03:23:10 -!- FloridaCat!syvarris@2001:5b0:2a6c:lrlk:qkkw:lyur:ymit:mimp has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
17-08-2018 03:23:13 -!- FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn has joined #einsteinianroulette
17-08-2018 03:23:58 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Time stops, as does the fire. MJ's body doesn't stop, though. And you can both feel it. Your very own body.
17-08-2018 03:24:16 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: The tiger is frozen, that but is now irrelevent to the battle.
17-08-2018 03:24:17 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >
17-08-2018 03:24:20 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: MINE NAO
17-08-2018 03:24:35 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: >ADAPT HIS BODY INTO A TIGER KITTEN
17-08-2018 03:24:47 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: >I MEAN MIMIC
17-08-2018 03:25:26 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: okay
17-08-2018 03:25:28 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: >Extrude away from weird ass tiger
17-08-2018 03:26:16 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: >I mean physicality
17-08-2018 03:27:29 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: You turn into a kitten, hop away, and then are yourselves again. Syv cannot move, due to time being frozen.
17-08-2018 03:27:43 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >
17-08-2018 03:27:45 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: Is he still a kitten?
17-08-2018 03:27:50 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yes.
17-08-2018 03:27:59 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: huh.
17-08-2018 03:28:10 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: >Analyze him.
17-08-2018 03:28:24 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: That synergy is amazing.
17-08-2018 03:29:00 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: which?
17-08-2018 03:29:15 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: A kitten. Normal body plan, you instinctually placed his gem in the eye socket. Of course you already knew all that, because you're the one who did it.
17-08-2018 03:29:29 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Adopt > Mimicry.
17-08-2018 03:29:35 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: yeah
17-08-2018 03:30:23 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: >Adapt the eyepatch into steel armor plating, and wait for freeze to run out.
17-08-2018 03:30:55 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Can't. Frozen.
17-08-2018 03:31:11 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: >Wait for freeze to run out.
17-08-2018 03:31:29 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: >Fork Extrude and stab in brain, Extrude and stab in chest.
17-08-2018 03:32:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: all that pretty stuff I said about time again.
17-08-2018 03:32:43 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: You stab him in the chest. Not like you need to roll for this, it's a still target.
17-08-2018 03:33:01 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Also the contact removes freeze.
17-08-2018 03:33:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: >
17-08-2018 03:33:22 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: >Overdrive and crunch munch the cute little homicidal kitten
17-08-2018 03:33:38 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: what happens with the brain?
17-08-2018 03:33:54 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: It's 100% unnecessary...
17-08-2018 03:34:17 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: I'm a shapeshifting tiger lich, the brain is cosmetic
17-08-2018 03:34:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: in that case, you stab him in the brain. I picked chest because it's a little more immobilizing.
17-08-2018 03:34:31 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Was just curious
17-08-2018 03:34:36 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Chest is fine
17-08-2018 03:34:55 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: And man I really should have taken analyze
17-08-2018 03:35:17 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: https://youtu.be/jsqViZdHPJE?list=PLA69C1EEA3355844F
17-08-2018 03:36:23 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: oh no you took curiosity
17-08-2018 03:36:30 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: That's a powerset
17-08-2018 03:36:36 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Neat
17-08-2018 03:36:57 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: what we learned here: curiosity is p. good
17-08-2018 03:37:21 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: Everything is gud
17-08-2018 03:37:39 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: input timeout in 2 minutes...
17-08-2018 03:37:52 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: (FloridaCat) >Overdrive and crunch munch the cute little homicidal kitten
17-08-2018 03:38:05 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: >Fucking like physicality to dodge
17-08-2018 03:39:03 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: I'm not super sure I can even beat you, since you can heal and I don't know where to stab you.
17-08-2018 03:39:29 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Ah. The flamergator cat catches you and shakes, ripping your bady apart.
17-08-2018 03:39:30 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: (FloridaCat) >Adapt the eyepatch into steel armor plating, and wait for freeze to run out.
17-08-2018 03:39:31 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: :|
17-08-2018 03:39:43 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: body
17-08-2018 03:39:44 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: The eyepatch hid the soul gem.
17-08-2018 03:39:47 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: body body body
17-08-2018 03:39:51 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: I know
17-08-2018 03:39:53 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: that how spell
17-08-2018 03:40:02 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: But randodude doesn't know that
17-08-2018 03:40:13 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: There was still a hint IC :P
17-08-2018 03:40:22 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: But it didn't happen
17-08-2018 03:40:27 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: ...Ah.  Fair point.  Eyepatch is still a justified guess.
17-08-2018 03:40:27 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Since he was frozen
17-08-2018 03:40:32 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: BUT I IZ WINRAR
17-08-2018 03:40:41 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: OMNOMNOM DELICIOUS KITTENXUB
17-08-2018 03:40:46 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: KITTENCUB
17-08-2018 03:40:47 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Nah, the gem is intact.
17-08-2018 03:41:07 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: gator jaws aren't ideal for crushing such a thing.
17-08-2018 03:41:17 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: Oh.  Uh.  Eat it?
17-08-2018 03:41:19 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: Adopt it?
17-08-2018 03:41:28 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: >Technopathy
17-08-2018 03:41:31 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: swallowed.
17-08-2018 03:41:51 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: Talk it into being my adorable little cub and be mothered and fathered and loved and raised to be a big strong munching machine?
17-08-2018 03:42:33 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...it died in your stomach the end
17-08-2018 03:42:50 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: Aww, poor widdle cubsoul
17-08-2018 03:43:16 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: But yeah, prolly should've grabbed stasis and taken like FIFTY FUCKING MINIMIS!
17-08-2018 03:43:24 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: and then you starved in the desert because the only way out of that was lifesteal which you didn't take~
17-08-2018 03:43:35 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: Oh.
17-08-2018 03:43:35 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: :(
17-08-2018 03:43:51 < FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn: Finish refine it is good
17-08-2018 03:43:57 < * FloridaCat!syvarris@72.168.oyg.tn falls over and goes to sleep
17-08-2018 03:43:58 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: k
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17-08-2018 03:45:03 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Eyepatch would've been a justified guess I suppose, but I knew that it would've been a justified guess and casting freeze and then eyestabbing felt like kinda a cheap shot
17-08-2018 03:45:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I didn't even bother counting soul costs past the first few turns because it seemed unlikely that you'd run out in that fight.
17-08-2018 03:45:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: [23:15] <ER> Light seethes from behind its eyepatch and takes the form of etherial muscle fibers, weaving through its jaw. With impossible strength it bites down and shatters your blade, and takes your hand with it.
17-08-2018 03:46:54 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Fair.
17-08-2018 03:47:26 < Randodude!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Still a cheap shot.
17-08-2018 03:48:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Heya rando.
17-08-2018 03:48:13 -!- Randodude is now known as MJ
17-08-2018 03:48:15 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: ello dev
17-08-2018 03:48:20 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Florida Cat is probably syv.
17-08-2018 03:48:24 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: yup
17-08-2018 03:48:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: oh, heya MJ.
17-08-2018 03:48:52 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: It's a Me! a MJ!
17-08-2018 03:49:21 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Good job on syv and ER sucking too much at Chalice to play it.
17-08-2018 03:49:34 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: It sucks because it isn't PvP!  That's why I'll run away from it any time it comes up.
17-08-2018 03:53:45 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: heh.
17-08-2018 03:54:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Yeah.
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17-08-2018 03:54:25 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Really, there's lots of room for creativity in Chalice, but you gotta use your mind.
17-08-2018 03:54:42 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Animate to make painting-creatures like the one ER encountered in Cabal, for instance.
17-08-2018 03:55:02 < MJ!midjag@97.85.sw.ivk: Yeah?
17-08-2018 04:10:44 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Yeah.
17-08-2018 04:10:50 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: I've been hoping for one of those to show up again.
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17-08-2018 04:58:07 < AoshimaMichio!sirlancelo@ljmekp.muut.paitsi.mina.huijaa.net: as in a creature made of paint?
17-08-2018 05:09:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Another animate word.
17-08-2018 10:40:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: "I touch your face, I'm in your words, I'm lack of space, beloved of birds.  What am I?"
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17-08-2018 12:30:51 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: Yo.
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17-08-2018 12:37:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Heya Oz.
17-08-2018 12:37:17 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Illgeo?
17-08-2018 12:37:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Damn.
17-08-2018 12:37:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: wish I wasn't watching a video.
17-08-2018 13:28:18 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: oh well.
17-08-2018 13:28:34 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Anything to chat about, Oz?  I'll post orders in Chalice tomorrow, just want to let it roll in my brain for a bit.
17-08-2018 13:41:00 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: Oh dang
17-08-2018 13:41:08 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: I forgot I had this open
17-08-2018 13:42:01 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: I do that with posts in games more these days: let it roll around a bit before posting.
17-08-2018 13:43:56 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Might be crowbar time.
17-08-2018 13:44:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Get the lion to eat the door open.
17-08-2018 13:44:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: or just cut the hinges off.
17-08-2018 13:45:40 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: I doubt any of that will be effective really
17-08-2018 13:46:04 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: probably gotta play by this place' rules
17-08-2018 13:46:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Yeah, but that hourglass might do things.
17-08-2018 13:46:45 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: door to the outside slammed shut as soon as we all entered, as son as you chose haste we all were dragged in, different door on this side than on the other
17-08-2018 13:46:55 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: yeah, it might do bad things
17-08-2018 13:47:10 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: iron filings? not a great sign
17-08-2018 13:47:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Eh, if bad stuff starts happening it'll be magic time.
17-08-2018 13:47:32 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: but, I have a feeling it's the only way we'regetting out. Turn the hourglass and hurry
17-08-2018 13:47:51 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: Well, the other team is officially Radio now
17-08-2018 13:48:15 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: ten to one we don't even get the coutesy of finishing this area
17-08-2018 13:48:34 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: hundred to one we don't continue the game afterward, even if we get through this one
17-08-2018 13:48:52 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: I'll take both those bets.
17-08-2018 13:50:37 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: hmm.
17-08-2018 13:51:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: http://www.sullla.com/MOO/Walk%20Park/WP-30.jpg
17-08-2018 13:51:49 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Ahh, always love seeing that pictured.
17-08-2018 13:51:50 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: I forgot you were a betting man in these things
17-08-2018 13:52:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: 10-1 odds?  I'd take that in a moment.
17-08-2018 13:59:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: oh, IIRC, Freddie can understand the language, just can't speak it.  That's correct, right?
17-08-2018 14:04:34 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: Yes
17-08-2018 14:15:01 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: but Tric's guy doens't necessarily know that
17-08-2018 14:25:56 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Yeah, hence why I'm asking on here.  ;-p
17-08-2018 14:36:34 < Oz!Mibbit@65-151-624-240.lightspeed.wyngmi.sbcglobal.net: yep :D
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17-08-2018 21:25:12 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: king of swords https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/king-of-swords-1-1/
17-08-2018 21:38:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: yo.
17-08-2018 21:38:25 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: hi
17-08-2018 21:38:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: so what's the hair answer?
17-08-2018 21:38:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: so far we just have solomon
17-08-2018 21:38:50 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: just the first page
17-08-2018 21:41:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: aww.
17-08-2018 21:42:57 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: we get to find out what's actually happening at the start of this book on tuesday. Unless they cat away. ;P
17-08-2018 21:43:03 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: cut away
17-08-2018 22:03:07 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: cat away.
17-08-2018 22:03:28 < * ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com drops a cat on dev's head
17-08-2018 22:03:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Really, I'm hoping the character count remains low.
17-08-2018 22:03:33 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: The story moves better that way.
17-08-2018 22:03:36 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: Hey, I like cats.
17-08-2018 22:32:32 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: ever seen TES: Arena, ER?
17-08-2018 22:59:22 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: no
17-08-2018 22:59:42 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Is that one freeware now? I know that daggerfall is
17-08-2018 23:12:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: sorta freeware.
17-08-2018 23:12:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: playing it right now, actually.
17-08-2018 23:17:44 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: "Two bodies I have, both joined in one, the more still I stand, the quicker I run.  What am I?"
17-08-2018 23:17:50 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: At least the riddles aren't getting any harder.
17-08-2018 23:18:59 < Devastator!chatzilla@zyes-2f2ib3af3rdb30v36zgv9xtmy.ipv5.telus.net: (Hourglass)