05-08-2018 00:00:01 < Piecewise!Piecewise@61-97-82-11.lsv3.qwest.net: as opposed to skipping most of them
05-08-2018 00:00:20 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: You can't fight Gwyn until you've killed every boss, so that's reason enough.
05-08-2018 00:00:35 < Piecewise!Piecewise@61-97-82-11.lsv3.qwest.net: ah
05-08-2018 00:00:51 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Also, some of the later stipulations kinda... well, they give reason, in the most double edged way.
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05-08-2018 00:19:50 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: i here
05-08-2018 00:20:52 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: i like when things have two or more edges
05-08-2018 00:21:18 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: hmm
05-08-2018 00:21:24 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: mmh?
05-08-2018 00:21:45 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: O&S are going to have *silver knight archers* in the room, aren't they...
05-08-2018 00:22:22 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: my first thought was just silver knight sword and shield dudes, but that's not nearly cruel enough
05-08-2018 00:23:09 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: There's only five of them, don't worry.
05-08-2018 00:23:19 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: :|
05-08-2018 00:23:37 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: solare, I choose you!
05-08-2018 00:23:43 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Silver knight are trivial to cheese, anyway.
05-08-2018 00:23:55 < * ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com throws soapstone balls
05-08-2018 00:24:45 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: oh yeah, still need to kick lautrec's ass
05-08-2018 00:25:03 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: and maybe go back and help out onionbro
05-08-2018 00:26:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: it's kinda bullshit how iron golem's stipulation appears to ONLY buff O&S
05-08-2018 00:26:45 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: as if they needed a buff
05-08-2018 00:27:08 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: And here I was thinking it should've applied to every boss.
05-08-2018 00:27:46 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: also need to decide if it's worth sticking with claymore and shield, or if I'm better off 2handing black knight halberd
05-08-2018 00:28:55 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Better off, always.  BKH best weapon.
05-08-2018 00:29:05 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Shields are for scrubs anyway.
05-08-2018 00:41:36 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: looking at wiki to compare the claymore to the broadsword for reasons
05-08-2018 00:41:46 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: and I gotta ask
05-08-2018 00:42:07 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: why does this game have three different versions of artorias's sword? :P
05-08-2018 00:46:23 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Two are the original game's version, and are only different insofar as whether the player got a cursed version.  The third was added in DLC, and could be argued to be different because it was forged with a corrupted soul... though the reality is "so the player could cosplay artorias better"
05-08-2018 00:49:10 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Also, the claymore is the best greatsword.
05-08-2018 00:49:36 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: clay is bae
05-08-2018 00:49:48 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: ...Wait, you said broadsword, that's a straight sword.  Oh...kay.
05-08-2018 00:50:08 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: bastardsword, sorry
05-08-2018 00:51:18 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: broadsword is like a longsword but slashy. bastardsword is like a claymore by slashy. Zweihander is like a greatsword but slashy.
05-08-2018 00:52:05 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: basically all three sword types have two mundane options with very similar stats but different movesets
05-08-2018 00:53:29 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I believe all the "slashy" versions (except the zwei) also have attack delay over their pointy counterparts.
05-08-2018 00:53:51 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: hmm
05-08-2018 00:54:09 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: For some reason the zwei gets fast UGS stats and the best moveset despite being forty feet from the start.
05-08-2018 00:54:15 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: wiki claims that bastard swings the fastest out of the greatswords but, uh, wiki
05-08-2018 00:54:31 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I could easily be wrong, I don't know greatswords well.
05-08-2018 00:54:55 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: maybe the devs thought that forty skeletons and a big boy would keep most people away? :P
05-08-2018 00:55:21 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Zwei is fastest tier, as is the BSS (which I believe is tied with the longsword), and I *thought* claymore was in the fastest tier.  But I never tested greatswords personally, because I don't like them.
05-08-2018 00:56:14 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: greatswords are great swords
05-08-2018 00:57:53 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: They don't have the poise damage, raw damage, or speed to be great.
05-08-2018 00:58:15 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: They feel sluggish and feel too weak to be satisfying.
05-08-2018 00:58:26 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yeah, they have all three! ;D
05-08-2018 00:59:51 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: They feel just right for a shieldy knight character for me, being something that's not so dinky as a stright sword but still able to onehand or twohand as the situation permits.
05-08-2018 01:00:39 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Can't even twohand a zwei?  My dex char is stronger than your char.
05-08-2018 01:00:44 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: *onehand
05-08-2018 01:01:18 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: 24 str on a dex? why?
05-08-2018 01:03:06 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: 28.  Murakumo.
05-08-2018 01:03:28 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: madness
05-08-2018 01:05:38 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Also, zwei is very good, and I think it's 20 str for the washing pole?  WP is very useful, if a bit stupid, and 4 points of str is cheap enough to take just for the zwei.
05-08-2018 01:06:11 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: So yeah, I don't make many builds that can't onehand the zwei.
05-08-2018 01:10:17 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...I guess my perception is twisted by beating the game with a GREATAXE, which is a very one-stat sort of weapon.
05-08-2018 01:10:47 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: also a greatscythe, which doesn't ask for much str
05-08-2018 01:11:10 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Greatscythe is awesome.  Though more of a PvP weapon, really.
05-08-2018 01:11:34 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I have never been able to use greataxes effectively, it's just so...  UGH.
05-08-2018 01:11:51 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: CRUNCHY?
05-08-2018 01:12:20 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: More, uh, "HHHRRRRRNNNNGGGHH!"?
05-08-2018 01:12:36 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: one, two, three, now you're dead.
05-08-2018 01:12:51 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: with a big satisfying CHRONG sound
05-08-2018 01:13:37 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: They're basically greatclubs, except somehow slower, and without the poise damage.  And greaclubs already hurt to use.
05-08-2018 01:13:45 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: AND shorter.
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05-08-2018 01:56:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: guess I should stop dicking around and stream that shit
05-08-2018 01:58:13 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Yes!
05-08-2018 01:59:43 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: https://www.twitch.tv/egan_bw
05-08-2018 01:59:46 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Watching.
05-08-2018 02:00:01 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Also I know the link, no real need to paste it.
05-08-2018 02:00:36 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: hmm
05-08-2018 02:00:46 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: why is my stamina bar that length
05-08-2018 02:00:51 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: whose idea was this
05-08-2018 02:01:56 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: End gouge builds are the real challenge run.
05-08-2018 02:04:38 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Admittedly greatswords are really good for these giants.
05-08-2018 02:05:11 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: As much as I personally dislike their attacks, the 2hr1 is the definition of a good attack.
05-08-2018 02:06:28 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I thought that garg would kill your giant.
05-08-2018 02:13:12 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: You are ridiculously durable.
05-08-2018 02:15:50 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Three estus...
05-08-2018 02:17:22 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: ?
05-08-2018 02:17:32 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Whatcha waiting for?
05-08-2018 02:18:15 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: pissin
05-08-2018 02:20:27 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Good job!
05-08-2018 02:21:23 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Ohp.
05-08-2018 02:21:30 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Buttstomp is rough.
05-08-2018 02:21:35 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yeah
05-08-2018 02:21:47 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: maybe should snipe till solar's dead in that phase
05-08-2018 02:22:44 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Nah, he's easy enough to dodge once you get the hang of it.  Just gotta remember to counter his whiffs, and not grt greedy,
05-08-2018 02:22:54 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: S first is a hard decision, but a respectable one.
05-08-2018 02:23:21 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: well last time I kept losing till I decided that :V
05-08-2018 02:23:35 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Heh.
05-08-2018 02:24:15 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ah, if I keep doing this run I won't lose humanity
05-08-2018 02:25:11 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: There's really very little risk of losing humanity, unless you really like chaos weapons or item collection.
05-08-2018 02:25:33 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I used QFS for about a third of my run, and never got below ten spare.
05-08-2018 02:25:36 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Also, nice!
05-08-2018 02:26:22 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: that shit's c l e a n
05-08-2018 02:27:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: solare is an idiot
05-08-2018 02:28:28 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Patches agrees.
05-08-2018 02:28:36 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Hah, saved by the cutscene
05-08-2018 02:28:49 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: O was just about to swipe yu/
05-08-2018 02:30:57 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Damn, I think he headshot you with that lightning bokt.
05-08-2018 02:32:08 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: The music is great in this phase.
05-08-2018 02:33:35 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
05-08-2018 02:33:42 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Ohhhh, so clse
05-08-2018 02:33:52 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
05-08-2018 02:33:53 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: You were doing so well, too.
05-08-2018 02:34:09 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: that fucking low damage lightning bolt
05-08-2018 02:34:19 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: he KNEW the right time to use it!
05-08-2018 02:34:28 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: It catches everyone.
05-08-2018 02:35:39 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Trust me, you want Power Within for this fight.
05-08-2018 02:36:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: hmm
05-08-2018 02:36:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: dunno, didn't use it that last time
05-08-2018 02:36:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: when do I want to activate it?
05-08-2018 02:36:46 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: When do you want spoilers?
05-08-2018 02:37:01 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: never, preferably
05-08-2018 02:37:18 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Well there's your answer, then.
05-08-2018 02:39:37 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Black Knight Halberd MVP
05-08-2018 02:40:13 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yeh
05-08-2018 02:40:26 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I didn't use the shield too many times anyway
05-08-2018 02:40:45 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: and don't need the bow, as there are mercifully no snipers to deal with
05-08-2018 02:40:48 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: GCS?
05-08-2018 02:41:08 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: gcs?
05-08-2018 02:41:14 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Grass Crest Shield.
05-08-2018 02:41:19 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ah
05-08-2018 02:41:19 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Best back bae.
05-08-2018 02:41:33 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: nope
05-08-2018 02:41:41 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Take off some clothes~
05-08-2018 02:41:49 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: uh no
05-08-2018 02:42:04 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: C'mon, you're human, bear those smoothskin hands!
05-08-2018 02:42:10 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: *bare
05-08-2018 02:42:18 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I'm doing greaaat.
05-08-2018 02:42:43 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Wear some lighter pants or something, then.
05-08-2018 02:42:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ugh, not used to my hands looking presentable :P
05-08-2018 02:43:19 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Yeah, crimson set isn't exactly, uh.  Yeah.
05-08-2018 02:43:30 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Black sorcerer is the lightest.
05-08-2018 02:43:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: come on, that looks silly tho ;P
05-08-2018 02:43:51 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Makes you look like a bit of a tool, but hey.
05-08-2018 02:43:56 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Least you're not naked.
05-08-2018 02:44:04 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I'm now a traveling performer!
05-08-2018 02:44:13 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: BRB
05-08-2018 02:44:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: kay
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05-08-2018 02:46:49 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Back.
05-08-2018 02:46:57 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: aright
05-08-2018 02:50:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: suh close
05-08-2018 02:50:10 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Yeash.
05-08-2018 02:50:29 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: The roll attack is much easier to freeaim, if you have the opportunity.
05-08-2018 02:50:38 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I was hoping that I could power through the last of bigphase ornstein's health, which is why I used PW there
05-08-2018 02:50:51 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: No, sadly.
05-08-2018 02:51:00 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: but it appears he escapes anyway
05-08-2018 02:52:12 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: It would ve really neat if he had a couple lines saying something like "Well, perhaps we'll do better next time, mmn?  Don't lose hope, we can manage that pair!"
05-08-2018 02:52:27 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yeah
05-08-2018 02:52:51 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: the game doesn't often acknowledge your failure in that way, though
05-08-2018 02:53:31 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: only lautrec kinda taunts you about it, I recall
05-08-2018 02:53:50 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Yeah.  Very inconsistent in its handling of the undead curse.  Half the characters seem to imply undead die only once.
05-08-2018 02:54:43 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: hmm, yeah
05-08-2018 02:55:04 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: like how you can kill most characters without them coming back :P
05-08-2018 02:55:28 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: andre does say something that makes sense with how the curse works, though
05-08-2018 02:56:53 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: he is still an idiot
05-08-2018 02:57:16 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: He's a strong idiot, though!
05-08-2018 02:58:05 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: It;s better to sprint to the right at the start.  O has a habit of getting stuck on S if you go left, and that makes him unpredictable.
05-08-2018 03:00:17 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Sprinting around him counter-clockwise is the most reliable way to avoid his stabgrab.
05-08-2018 03:01:10 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: :(
05-08-2018 03:01:13 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: could have done better there
05-08-2018 03:01:16 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: You need you some poise.
05-08-2018 03:01:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ha
05-08-2018 03:01:25 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Stop dumping endurance!
05-08-2018 03:01:34 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: no
05-08-2018 03:02:36 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: ...Nice aim.
05-08-2018 03:06:35 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: He's like a toddler.
05-08-2018 03:06:41 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: hehe
05-08-2018 03:09:28 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: !
05-08-2018 03:09:32 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: This is a very good run.
05-08-2018 03:10:09 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: !!
05-08-2018 03:11:13 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: !!!
05-08-2018 03:11:47 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: god
05-08-2018 03:11:49 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: DAMN
05-08-2018 03:11:51 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: NOOOOO
05-08-2018 03:12:02 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I was on the edge of my seat there!
05-08-2018 03:12:12 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I have to kill a fucker... one, two, three, four, FIVE FUCKING TIMES
05-08-2018 03:12:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: don't worry, that was fun
05-08-2018 03:12:29 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I told you there was gonna be five of them!
05-08-2018 03:12:31 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I'll get em next time, right?
05-08-2018 03:12:34 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Yeah!
05-08-2018 03:12:42 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I probably also have to go after this next run.
05-08-2018 03:12:49 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: So don't fail me.
05-08-2018 03:13:05 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: at least it's not silver knight archers... unless that's phase five
05-08-2018 03:14:27 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: kills legendary warriors several times over. Nearly dies to a shiny boy with a pokey spear
05-08-2018 03:14:49 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Shields OP.
05-08-2018 03:15:06 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: *
05-08-2018 03:15:10 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ACTUALLY DIES
05-08-2018 03:15:14 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: ...
05-08-2018 03:15:28 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I think you had ~20k souls in that bloodstain.
05-08-2018 03:15:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I'm not tilted, I have just apparantly forgotten how to fight these motherfuckers without a shield
05-08-2018 03:15:49 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yeah yeah don't matter
05-08-2018 03:16:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: aw heck
05-08-2018 03:16:53 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Are you okay?
05-08-2018 03:17:06 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Maybe you should parry him.
05-08-2018 03:17:26 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: uh, maybe the super darkmoon bros have left me unbalanced >_>
05-08-2018 03:18:31 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: mother- what?
05-08-2018 03:18:44 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Hahahaha, is that four in a row?
05-08-2018 03:19:10 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: One more and he's officially as dangerous as respawning O&S.
05-08-2018 03:19:23 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Oooh, Large Club.
05-08-2018 03:19:37 < * ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com breathes heavilly
05-08-2018 03:19:37 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: That's a nice weapon.
05-08-2018 03:19:41 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yes
05-08-2018 03:20:10 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: deep breaths. okay.
05-08-2018 03:20:33 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: You can do it.  He's just a shiny man with a spear, nothing bad.
05-08-2018 03:20:55 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: *runs away*
05-08-2018 03:21:10 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I actually burst out laughing at that.
05-08-2018 03:21:42 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Hahahaha, the VAGRANT nearlu cherry-tapped you.
05-08-2018 03:22:09 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: when did this fucking become hard
05-08-2018 03:22:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I was clearing this shit just fine, repeatedly
05-08-2018 03:22:30 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: oh, and look at that
05-08-2018 03:22:31 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
05-08-2018 03:22:54 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I nearly fell out of my chair, god
05-08-2018 03:22:56 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: and then I get a REALLY good run at O&S, and suddenly I'm bad at dark souls!
05-08-2018 03:23:06 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: HE CAME FOR YOU.
05-08-2018 03:23:34 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...
05-08-2018 03:23:49 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: There's a fix you can install for that bug.
05-08-2018 03:24:03 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I know
05-08-2018 03:24:07 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: It's compat with SC mod, though I installed it first.  Should still work.
05-08-2018 03:25:05 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: just seemed easier to avoid the problem than to install a mod, but apparantly I've just magically become drunk and lost 15 IQ points
05-08-2018 03:25:33 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: huh, maybe I *did* become drunk on victory after that good run
05-08-2018 03:25:55 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: uh, 5 minute break okay? :V
05-08-2018 03:26:03 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Ahh, okay.
05-08-2018 03:26:10 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I'm gonna have to go real soon though.
05-08-2018 03:31:59 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: okay
05-08-2018 03:32:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: remember how I said I was gonna get em next time
05-08-2018 03:32:25 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: and then never got there
05-08-2018 03:32:39 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: well, this time I'm gonne get ther
05-08-2018 03:32:43 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: and get em that time
05-08-2018 03:34:02 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Doing well so far.
05-08-2018 03:36:14 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Toddler;
05-08-2018 03:36:18 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I gotta go.
05-08-2018 03:36:25 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: sir does-not-understand-stairs
05-08-2018 03:36:31 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: okay :(
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05-08-2018 03:43:13 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: and then I was dunked by a ghost-smough
05-08-2018 03:43:18 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: the end
05-08-2018 03:54:38 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: discovered that... I couldn't use power within at a certain point in the fight?
05-08-2018 03:55:09 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: not sure if that's a bug, or if darkmooneyness makes me unable to cast.
05-08-2018 04:07:04 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: i a massive dummy
05-08-2018 04:07:58 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...it was because I was using green herbs
05-08-2018 04:08:07 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: and body buffs can't stack
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05-08-2018 04:29:00 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: baap
05-08-2018 04:29:07 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: hi
05-08-2018 04:29:14 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: still haven't won
05-08-2018 04:29:31 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: How many more deaths?  One?
05-08-2018 04:29:49 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: went on a run to sen's to buy more grass, because I needed to spend those souls on SOMETHING
05-08-2018 04:29:57 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: maybe two more deaths?
05-08-2018 04:30:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: or, no
05-08-2018 04:30:14 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Twinkling titanite is rarely a waste.
05-08-2018 04:30:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: one, then solare died and I realized that I was an idiot so I boned out with my humanity and souls
05-08-2018 04:31:29 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yeah but I ran out of grass, felt I might want it later, and BKH is already +5 so the need for twinkling is not so great atm
05-08-2018 04:31:51 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Ahh.  Yeah, fair point.
05-08-2018 04:32:13 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Though you'll prolly want to upgrade a couple unique shields.  The SKS is invaluable.
05-08-2018 04:35:08 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ah, died
05-08-2018 04:35:15 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: last phase
05-08-2018 04:35:42 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: is the BKS comparable to the SKS?
05-08-2018 04:36:07 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Yes.  I think it's a bit heavier, but a little better?  Unsure.  Might just be higher fire resist.
05-08-2018 04:37:50 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Oh, no, SKS actually has two more stability, and 40% vs 25% mag (I think) resist.
05-08-2018 04:38:02 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: BKS has 95% fire resist though, which is phenomenal.
05-08-2018 04:38:13 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: one more weight, two more str requirement, slightly worse stability, worse magic, but 95(!) fire resist
05-08-2018 04:38:23 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Also, 5 vs 6 weight, in SKS favor.  Still, very comparable.
05-08-2018 04:38:47 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yeah, so BKS if you want to fight hellkite? ;P
05-08-2018 04:38:58 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: And that fire resist WILL be useful, I promise.
05-08-2018 04:39:26 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Hellkit is just... yeargh.  The only reliable methods I've seen for fighting him rely on cheese.
05-08-2018 04:39:56 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: flies up, burns you. can't explain that. checkmate athiests
05-08-2018 04:40:44 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: IIRC there's a buggy safezone in the flying fire attack, but I've never known how to abuse it.
05-08-2018 04:51:52 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: welp
05-08-2018 04:51:54 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: +1
05-08-2018 04:52:54 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Against O&S&S&S&O?
05-08-2018 04:53:01 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yes
05-08-2018 04:53:30 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Ah well.  You're still ahead of me, I think.  Took me ten tries.
05-08-2018 04:53:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I can get to part 4 well enough
05-08-2018 04:54:03 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: but by then solar's low
05-08-2018 04:54:08 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Yeah.
05-08-2018 04:54:26 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: I could only do it by bursting down one of the two before the other spawned.
05-08-2018 04:54:40 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Which is apparently at least partly dependant on luck--the spawn time variea.
05-08-2018 04:55:16 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: BEFORE?
05-08-2018 04:55:23 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: that seems difficult :P
05-08-2018 04:56:18 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Well, if they die a couple seconds after the spawn, it still counts.  Point is, killing them before the other is really involved.
05-08-2018 04:56:33 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yeah
05-08-2018 04:56:50 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: hmm, does power withing scale with the pyro flame?
05-08-2018 04:56:54 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: I maaay have had something of an advantage due to having >30 end, and FAP.  But then again I also had 12 vit, so :\
05-08-2018 04:56:58 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: And no, it does not.
05-08-2018 04:57:05 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: coo
05-08-2018 04:57:19 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Once upon a time, it did scale its *damage*, but they fixed that.
05-08-2018 04:57:32 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: heh
05-08-2018 04:57:53 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: good reason to get a flame from both dudes, right? ;P
05-08-2018 04:59:33 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Sure.
05-08-2018 05:01:22 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ow
05-08-2018 05:01:38 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: got vaporized by the very edge of his butt stomp
05-08-2018 05:04:13 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: dear solare: please stop getting fucked up so quickly
05-08-2018 05:06:35 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ha
05-08-2018 05:06:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: just second phase that time...
05-08-2018 05:06:51 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: got dunked
05-08-2018 05:07:10 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: welcomed to the slam jam
05-08-2018 05:08:01 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: :(
05-08-2018 05:08:10 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Might be best to take a rest and try again tomorrow.
05-08-2018 05:09:50 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ah, wonderful. my head "upgraded" again
05-08-2018 05:09:58 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I'll do one more attempt
05-08-2018 05:14:37 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yeah, not getting better
05-08-2018 05:19:04 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Oh well.
05-08-2018 05:22:55 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: how broken would trying to summon a real person to help be? :P
05-08-2018 05:24:15 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: I don't thing it would work for their game, but maybe it would?
05-08-2018 05:24:31 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Hackers can do quite a lot, and I don't think there's any unloaded effects used.
05-08-2018 05:24:45 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: You could summon *me*, I guess.
05-08-2018 05:25:07 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yeah, trying to summon someone with the mod installed, preferably
05-08-2018 05:26:27 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Want me to set that up?
05-08-2018 05:26:54 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: I'm pretty certain MP works.
05-08-2018 05:27:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: nah, I can probably beat them
05-08-2018 05:50:27 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Hmm.  1 Stamina PvP.  That would be interesting.
05-08-2018 05:50:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: D:
05-08-2018 05:50:54 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: Both people using it, I mean.
05-08-2018 05:51:24 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: As a personal handicap, you're have to fight a MASSIVE newb to win.
05-08-2018 05:51:38 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: *you
05-08-2018 05:51:43 < syv!syvarris@2600:380:4c5b:jgpo:xlrh:yjxl:iwxk:vuno: *you'd
05-08-2018 06:17:18 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: still feel like punching O&S :/
05-08-2018 06:17:43 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: fite me bros
05-08-2018 06:18:09 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: fight me irl ornstein
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