10-06-2018 00:59:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: agp update starting.
10-06-2018 01:00:09 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: (at least supposedly.)
10-06-2018 03:28:27 -!- syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr has joined #einsteinianroulette
10-06-2018 03:30:57 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: ...
10-06-2018 03:31:08 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: boop
10-06-2018 03:31:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I was reticulating splines but then I started watching a guy play dead space and that's entertaining enough to distact me.
10-06-2018 03:31:50 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: toop
10-06-2018 03:33:13 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: reticulating splines.
10-06-2018 03:33:32 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Wasting time"
10-06-2018 03:34:16 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: ER, you going to be around tonight to watch John Wick with Dev, MJ, and I?
10-06-2018 03:34:39 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: And by tonight I mean "In 23 hours"?
10-06-2018 03:34:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: 23 hours?
10-06-2018 03:34:52 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: I thought it would be like in 8 hours.
10-06-2018 03:35:13 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: No, MJ and ER are asleep in 8 hours.
10-06-2018 03:35:16 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: It's only 11:30, it's still saterday night you fool! :P
10-06-2018 03:35:57 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I woke up an hour ago, time is an alien concept to me.
10-06-2018 03:37:54 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Damn, I did say "in 24 hours" when I told Dev.
10-06-2018 03:38:30 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Weird, since I specifically remember using the calculator to do basic subtraction, specifically to ensure I couldn't get that wrong. >.<
10-06-2018 03:39:46 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: basic subtraction: bests syv.
10-06-2018 03:43:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: sigh.
10-06-2018 03:43:44 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: I thought you did hours because you were desperately afraid of this happening.  ;-p
10-06-2018 03:43:51 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: still need a torrent for that, actually
10-06-2018 03:44:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Is this guy nerdier than the other two we've discussed, syv?
10-06-2018 03:44:38 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: http://youtu.be/NTJQTc-TqpU
10-06-2018 03:46:12 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: http://m.thepiratebay.org/torrent/11740297/John.Wick.2014.720p.BluRay.x264-NeZu
10-06-2018 03:46:58 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I do, Dev!  It's way easier to screw up time zone conversion than how many hours until the time.  Just, both are above me.
10-06-2018 03:52:45 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I don't think so, Dev.  That looks to be merely optimal play of SimCity, whereas escaping intentional self-softlocks and Jumpman with 0.5 A-presses are both optimal play in a deliberately insane scenario.
10-06-2018 03:53:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: I don't think that's very optimal, really.
10-06-2018 03:53:40 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Though maybe the second half of the video reveals something.  Like an explanation as to why the vid is spoopy.
10-06-2018 03:54:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Because the guy spent three years and made a half-assed result?  ;-p
10-06-2018 03:54:40 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Here's a hint, if it's aesthetically pleasing, it's not optimal.  Optimal is messy.
10-06-2018 03:54:42 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Isn't maintaining a huge number of citizens pretty much the point of SimCity, inasmuch as there *is* a point?
10-06-2018 03:55:18 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: It looked geometric, which seems reasonable optimal for a grid game like SimCity.
10-06-2018 03:56:11 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Plus, if he did a bad job, then he fails by default.  Both of the other nerds were doing an excellent job while utterly wasting their time.
10-06-2018 03:56:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Hey dev, K6BD just murderized somewhere between 1 and 4 reader design characters. :P
10-06-2018 03:56:34 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Nand head asplode, dead.
10-06-2018 03:57:06 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Nxor shot in the eye and the "head", very likely dead.
10-06-2018 03:57:23 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: looks like a 1 to me.
10-06-2018 03:57:27 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: the others should live easily.
10-06-2018 03:57:34 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "very likely" -> Will come back to save the day as a future deus ex machine.
10-06-2018 03:57:39 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Charon shot twice in his more "armored" part, arm severed, tail severed, probably dead.
10-06-2018 03:57:54 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Pff, 'tis a flesh wound.
10-06-2018 03:58:12 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Catmaster lost and arm and maybe took a second pellet to another arm, maybe dead.
10-06-2018 03:58:31 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Cat: unharmed.
10-06-2018 03:58:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Pfft, I bet Catmaster isn't even slowed down.
10-06-2018 03:59:08 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Catmaster is very much the reader fave here, and the one who's least superdead in this situation.
10-06-2018 03:59:58 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Bearing in mind that Oscar is still standing, tried to murder EVERYONE, and is pretty much a main character, and thus doesn't care when shot through the body multiple times.
10-06-2018 04:00:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: oh well, back to Spess Rangers.
10-06-2018 04:00:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Honestly the framing makes most sense if that's a 4/4, "bad man" wins by shooting first.
10-06-2018 04:02:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Certainly looks like "critical success with a shotgun"
10-06-2018 04:02:50 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: thing's a single barrel, yet it looks like a single pellet is enough to explode a head. OP
10-06-2018 04:04:22 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Bad Man", a 4/4 for 5 with charge...
10-06-2018 04:04:41 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Did you see the torrent, ER?
10-06-2018 04:04:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: oh yeah
10-06-2018 04:05:05 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...link no work
10-06-2018 04:06:17 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:6F87A42CEAB96E3542131E7A2062E0D02FBF44C7&dn=John.Wick.2014.720p.BluRay.x264-NeZu&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.istole.it%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337
10-06-2018 04:06:20 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Try that.
10-06-2018 04:08:24 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Huh.  Twin sent me an apology for not posting, thinking that's why I haven't updated.  When I haven't updated mostly due to being tired and not feeling like it.  Hello guilt my old friend.
10-06-2018 04:11:44 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: k, magnet works
10-06-2018 04:13:09 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Oh, I beat Asha in Iji, ER.
10-06-2018 04:13:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: nice
10-06-2018 04:13:34 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: was acceptable?
10-06-2018 04:13:37 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I expected her to just whine at me, but no, apparently this Asha is hyper-innocent.
10-06-2018 04:13:59 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: That one's actually a guy. :P
10-06-2018 04:14:15 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Guys can't be magical girls, silly.
10-06-2018 04:14:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Similar fights as normal enemies from here on, and Asha fights you again near the end of the game.
10-06-2018 04:15:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Super super fast Asha
10-06-2018 04:15:38 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: There needs to be more teleport spam enemies in videogames.  I wish Dark Souls had a teleport spam boss.
10-06-2018 04:21:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: In dark souls? That sounds downright nightmarish.
10-06-2018 04:21:08 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Ear: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pYLl1hexFHM#
10-06-2018 04:22:12 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: As long as they can't backstab, it shouldn't be too bad.  You get i-frames on rolls, and if there's a sound effect to the teleport youould learn to dodge without seeing exactly where they appear.
10-06-2018 04:22:41 < * ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com teleports behind u
10-06-2018 04:23:03 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: nuffinperfenomkidd
10-06-2018 04:23:11 < * ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com chain backstabs u
10-06-2018 04:23:15 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: It would be a good shakeup to the formula; positioning and spacing become irrelevant, and prediction becomes paramount.  Not necessarily a good fight in itself, but good for being very different.
10-06-2018 04:23:43 < * syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr cancels the backstabs with thorn gauntlet flips.
10-06-2018 04:23:55 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: *thorn gauntlet barrel flips.
10-06-2018 04:23:59 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: If it breaks lockon and appears at a random angle, it would be fun to train parries on.
10-06-2018 04:29:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: oh man that crow looks so excited when the cats start fighting.
10-06-2018 04:29:53 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: You know it's an intelegent species when they antagonize deadly predators for fun, and *succeed*
10-06-2018 04:30:41 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: crows are just jerks.
10-06-2018 04:30:47 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: It's a pity that we're not dinosaurs.
10-06-2018 04:30:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: I saw one picking a fight with a hawk last year.
10-06-2018 04:30:53 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: All birds are jerks.
10-06-2018 04:31:01 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: They're just fowl creatures.
10-06-2018 04:31:21 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I had a chicken pluck out a sick cat's eye once.
10-06-2018 04:31:30 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I hate chickens.
10-06-2018 04:31:54 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Chickens are dumb idiots.
10-06-2018 04:32:22 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Yes, and they're also assholes.  Assholes who are deceptively good at dodging kicks.
10-06-2018 04:32:25 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Probably didn't notice the thing it was pecking at was a living creature with claws. :P
10-06-2018 04:32:52 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: But yeah, dinosaurs. They're fucking jerks.
10-06-2018 04:34:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I bet that one scene in jurrassic park where they're like "not all dinosaurs will eat you" is wrong and if you went back in time every single dinosaur would murder you on principle, because birds are jerks.
10-06-2018 04:34:21 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: *agreement*
10-06-2018 04:36:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Actually, that hawk was pretty chill.
10-06-2018 04:39:01 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Think I'm going to be off.
10-06-2018 04:39:08 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: be off
10-06-2018 04:41:45 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: o/
10-06-2018 04:42:56 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: oh yeah, now that I've gotten you to play Iji, how much of Unsounded have you read at this point? :P
10-06-2018 04:44:52 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Basically nothing more.
10-06-2018 04:45:04 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Is it a priority to finish?
10-06-2018 04:46:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: you still haven't finished chapter 10, yes?
10-06-2018 04:47:36 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: gotta see them silver eels man
10-06-2018 04:47:59 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Page is still the cover of C10, yes.
10-06-2018 04:48:15 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Plenty of blood eels coming from the silver cart...
10-06-2018 04:48:25 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: eeeeeeeeeeels
10-06-2018 04:50:06 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: 10 is constant escalation, 11 makes like it's gonna calm down then it just starts escalating again, then 12 and 13 kinda just exist in a state of calm panic.
10-06-2018 04:52:24 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Eh, I dunno, I'm pretty much just standing by my position that the whole thing's good and you aught to get around to reading the rest sometime.
10-06-2018 04:52:40 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: I will, eventually.
10-06-2018 04:53:29 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Just the same way you will update Pride & Prejudice, eventually.
10-06-2018 04:53:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Area of operations is a very large deciduous rainforest. On the southeast edge of the forest is a very open savanna area.
10-06-2018 04:53:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: At the border between these two biomes the homeworlders have set up a decent base, defended by maybe a platoon of infantry, with static mounted machineguns. This base receives supplies directly from the mothership, via a supply route leading east.
10-06-2018 04:53:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: About 13 kilometers north northeast, inside the forest, is a smaller FOB operated by the homeworlders. It receives supplies from the larger base. Over the past few days, native forces have harassed any attempt to deliver supplies to this base, using small arms and mortars.
10-06-2018 04:53:48 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: The forest itself is, of course, highly vegetated, and as it's currently spring the trees are covered in leaves, limiting visibility farther. A basic path has been blazed between the two bases wide enough for a large mech to pass without knocking down any trees, but otherwise
10-06-2018 05:47:40 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Humans should have four thumbs.
10-06-2018 05:48:21 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: (x) Doubt
10-06-2018 05:48:38 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: And 360° vision, and upscaled jumping spider eyes, and a brain inside the ribcage, and shark teeth, and no hair.  Hair is stupid, from a practical standpoint.
10-06-2018 05:49:15 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: but oh so sexy
10-06-2018 05:49:41 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Screw those shark teeth tho, I like my omnivore life
10-06-2018 05:50:06 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Some sort of natural knife somewhere would be good too.  Maybe the shark teeth would work.  All our hard bits are way way too blunt, it's stupid.
10-06-2018 05:50:29 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Really rather keep my brain outside my body than in my center-mass, too.
10-06-2018 05:50:59 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: But it's so vulnerable up there.
10-06-2018 05:51:22 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Imagine a toddler with a steak knife glued to its elbow. If we had sharp bits like that none of us would live to adulthood.
10-06-2018 05:51:35 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: And it's where our other vitals are, it would help to keep you conscious longer upon receiving grievous injury.
10-06-2018 05:51:52 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Then the knives grow in with puberty, or something.
10-06-2018 05:52:08 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Teenagers usually have easy access to knives, it wouldn't change much.
10-06-2018 05:52:10 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: It lets someone go and kill me but in a way that they can save me later. A survival skill.
10-06-2018 05:53:32 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: But really what I mean by brain outside the body is "behind 13 layers of armor, 13 kilometers away, under a kile of bedrock" :V
10-06-2018 05:53:51 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Plagiarist. -.-
10-06-2018 05:54:15 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: What's a kile, anyway?  The average of a mile and a kilometer, like Felcius?
10-06-2018 05:54:31 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: exactly
10-06-2018 05:58:30 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: And hey, at that point I may as well make my robot bodies specifically for either asthetic quality or excellence at specific tasks, meaning that I don't REALLY need to consider improving the human body generally.
10-06-2018 05:58:55 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ^ replace "robot" with "remote"
10-06-2018 05:59:02 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: 360° vision, spider eyes.  Spiders do eyes the best.
10-06-2018 05:59:08 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Some of em gotta be fleshy, obvs
10-06-2018 06:00:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Normal human eyes, but I'm also seeing through 349 actual spiders.
10-06-2018 06:03:31 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Nooo.  Human-size jumping spider eyes.  Actual tiny spiders barely see as well as a cat.
10-06-2018 06:04:04 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Why stop at human-size?
10-06-2018 06:05:51 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: No reason, upscale as much as you want.
10-06-2018 06:06:15 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Giant eye in your chest, scan the moon's surface from the ground.
10-06-2018 06:07:28 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Turn the moon into an eye.
10-06-2018 06:08:30 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Things like this would be why you're better off coming up with good specialized bodies, rather than flat-improving humans.
10-06-2018 06:10:53 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: But humans are so flawed.
10-06-2018 06:11:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: get over it
10-06-2018 06:11:55 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: We're also sexy as hell
10-06-2018 06:12:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: don't wanna mess with that by adding bone plates and shit
10-06-2018 06:13:12 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: We're only sexy because we like the way we're designed.  Humans go on and on about how pretty human eyes are, but they're an engineering nightmare.
10-06-2018 06:13:36 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: There's tons of way better eyes that we don't have, but if we did, people would be all about how pretty they are.
10-06-2018 06:14:59 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ...If you programmed them to like them rather than be creeped out by them?
10-06-2018 06:16:35 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: If humans just existed with them naturally.
10-06-2018 06:17:05 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Or if you bred it into them rather than just genehacked them.  Or genehacked and then made them breed for a few millenia.
10-06-2018 06:18:09 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: You're not going to end up with compound eyes on a mammal naturally.
10-06-2018 06:18:54 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: So yeah, practically if you can make spider eyes pretty you can make anything pretty.
10-06-2018 06:20:49 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Jumping spiders don't have compound eyes.
10-06-2018 06:21:14 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Their eyes are more like binoculars or telescopes.
10-06-2018 06:22:57 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Also humans can already find damn near anything pretty.  The terrifying variety of fringe porn proves that.
10-06-2018 06:23:47 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Made a tiny, hidden update to P&P. :P
10-06-2018 06:23:53 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: There's probably a community of people out their who really do edit giant black circles onto porn images to mimic spider eyes, because that's the sort of shit humans do.
10-06-2018 06:28:49 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: whenever I rolla die to determine the sex of an NPC in P&P, it comes up male.
10-06-2018 06:30:08 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Bah, may as well reuse Zrand, right? :P
10-06-2018 06:31:50 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Did Zrand die?
10-06-2018 06:32:34 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Just checked, and yuuuuuup
10-06-2018 06:32:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: vaporize!
10-06-2018 06:33:05 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: So I can either say fuck canon, or make someone else. :I
10-06-2018 06:33:10 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Thought so.
10-06-2018 06:33:13 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Someone new!
10-06-2018 06:33:37 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: A crazy bloodlusty glory hound!
10-06-2018 06:33:43 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: no.
10-06-2018 06:33:50 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: In a stalker with a GLAIVE1
10-06-2018 06:34:25 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: WHO HAS ONLY SELF-DESTRUCT DRONES AND AN ELECTRIFIED AUX SYSTEM!
10-06-2018 06:34:36 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: With the kind of mech characters that I get, I'm obliged to present them with the Adults In The Room.
10-06-2018 06:34:38 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: ...And is female?
10-06-2018 06:35:16 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: See, it suddenly sounded way cooler when you said female. This is how my brain works, apparantly.
10-06-2018 06:38:07 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: (Should be infantry captain, anyway)
10-06-2018 06:44:39 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: https://s.pikabu.ru/images/big_size_comm/2012-07_1/13413197764848.jpg
10-06-2018 06:51:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: This mission so far: carry 300 tons of shit through 13 kilometers of forest haha have fun.
10-06-2018 06:53:43 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Meh, the mages will just explode.
10-06-2018 06:53:54 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Does Sasha get saddlebags? :3
10-06-2018 06:54:03 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: At this rate I'M going to explode
10-06-2018 06:54:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ah hell, saddlebags would make total sense but I'd have to balance that shit. D:
10-06-2018 06:54:52 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: "Balance"?
10-06-2018 06:55:03 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: BALANCE
10-06-2018 06:55:09 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: it totally exists
10-06-2018 06:55:11 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: In what way do saddlebags break... anything?
10-06-2018 06:55:46 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: being a thing that exists that hold stratigic importance
10-06-2018 06:55:54 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: the thing they break me meeeeeeeeee
10-06-2018 06:55:58 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: You should totally have some troopers ride on Sasha's back, Jag would be cool with it.
10-06-2018 06:56:31 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: Give at least one of them a sword, for the obligatory "Drive me closer!"
10-06-2018 06:57:00 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: And make it a woman, because that is the magic word.
10-06-2018 06:57:20 < * ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com breaks
10-06-2018 06:57:38 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: that IS the magic word. It is.
10-06-2018 06:59:06 < * ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com rolls another male
10-06-2018 06:59:17 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: GM FIAT!
10-06-2018 06:59:31 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: GM is just big-boned D:
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10-06-2018 09:03:28 < syv!syvarris@104.136.rzg.vsr: :(
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10-06-2018 19:53:39 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: yo.
10-06-2018 20:03:16 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: hi
10-06-2018 21:36:39 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyJlE6vSXh4
10-06-2018 21:36:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: DDRJake hurts himself for public acclaim.
10-06-2018 21:37:19 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: ... is that one run?
10-06-2018 21:37:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: technically, it's not endless.  I think it stops if he finishes all 312 songs.
10-06-2018 21:37:36 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: I'm not sure, haven't gotten to the end yet.
10-06-2018 21:37:38 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: I suspect so.
10-06-2018 21:45:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: yeah, looks like one run.
10-06-2018 21:46:45 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: zoomed forward to minute 104 of the run.
10-06-2018 21:46:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: yow.
10-06-2018 22:03:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: Huh, Jake looks like my brother Matthes.
10-06-2018 22:03:21 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: Matthew.
10-06-2018 22:14:49 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: 28.9% Complete!
10-06-2018 22:16:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: I kinda hope Drider game returns to the Drider.
10-06-2018 22:17:00 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Think the GM does too, given how hard he's trying to kill everyone.
10-06-2018 22:17:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: Yeah.
10-06-2018 22:17:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: Name of the Game, after all.
10-06-2018 22:19:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: Besides, we gotta return to the currently 7-foot tall spider monster.
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10-06-2018 22:27:34 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: Heya MJ.
10-06-2018 22:27:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: :D
10-06-2018 22:27:50 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: Fun with politics apparently.
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10-06-2018 22:31:43 < Devastator!chatzilla@tmgw-4n0dr2bh5aqb9e5c4iz51ckqq.ipv9.telus.net: Trump just scored the Liberals about five percent in the opinion polls..