25-05-2018 00:03:35 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: To put things in context you get like 15 bases to defend on the continental US.  Maybe about six of them are very important.  You have about 18 infantry divisions, several tank divisions, and dozens of smaller units.
25-05-2018 00:04:57 < MidJag!midjag@22-080-66-53.dhcp.mntv.al.charter.com: Nice
25-05-2018 00:05:44 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: To be fair, some of them withdraw (usually to fight in europe), and new ones arrive continually throughout the war, but yeah.. you need to be really incompetent to suffer from a move like that.
25-05-2018 00:06:03 < MidJag!midjag@22-080-66-53.dhcp.mntv.al.charter.com: So Japan almost helped the dude?
25-05-2018 00:06:13 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Nah, he didn't have the balls to stick with it.
25-05-2018 00:06:20 < MidJag!midjag@22-080-66-53.dhcp.mntv.al.charter.com: aww.
25-05-2018 00:06:37 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Someone else volunteered to take up the game, though, because it seemed like an interesting situation.
25-05-2018 00:08:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Wow, his opponent even offered to switch sides.
25-05-2018 00:10:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Heh, looking at his situation.  There's the tank division, three motorized divisions, and the infantry division he was supposed to use to garrison those bases sitting in Salt Lake City, their arrival point from the east coast.  (They show up about a week into the war.)
25-05-2018 00:11:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: (It's about 3 days to train them into the city of your choice.)
25-05-2018 00:13:24 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Seattle would have been a tougher target as there's static heavy anti-ship guns at the bay entrance there.
25-05-2018 00:13:39 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: IOW, he couldn't leave them completely undefended.
25-05-2018 00:14:34 < MidJag!midjag@22-080-66-53.dhcp.mntv.al.charter.com: ah.
25-05-2018 00:14:53 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: He could have forced the strait, but it would have been messy.
25-05-2018 00:15:56 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: I remember someone testing that once.  They're about the third-worst ones on the map, because the ones in Victoria hit you too.  They're behind the ones covering Tokyo Bay, and the ones at Vladvostok.
25-05-2018 00:19:00 < MidJag!midjag@22-080-66-53.dhcp.mntv.al.charter.com: I see.
25-05-2018 00:20:11 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: I've seen where the emplacements were in Victoria.. and yeah, you'd be pretty much a sitting duck, you need to turn, sail north, turn again, and sail east, all the while taking fire from several directions.  Although you wouldn't face the guns near Seattle at the same time, you'd be facing them one after the other.
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25-05-2018 03:16:56 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: yo.
25-05-2018 03:17:01 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: hey
25-05-2018 03:17:12 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Shame no Coven.
25-05-2018 03:21:35 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: want a shitty sidegame?
25-05-2018 03:23:46 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Sure, why not?
25-05-2018 03:25:28 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Same characters or different ones?
25-05-2018 03:26:02 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I assumed different, but it's a fair question
25-05-2018 03:27:54 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Well, if you're running it, whatever you want.
25-05-2018 03:28:26 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I suppose.
25-05-2018 03:34:48 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: what did you have in mind for a sidegame?
25-05-2018 03:35:33 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: olde-timey london?
25-05-2018 03:42:50 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: witches in 1890s london?
25-05-2018 03:42:55 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: I could go for that.
25-05-2018 03:43:40 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I am of course an uneducated noob who knows nothing about that time period but hey let's go for it.
25-05-2018 03:44:34 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: ahh.
25-05-2018 03:56:32 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: blastiness, witchiness, dickishness, fightitude, dodgitude, and sueness
25-05-2018 03:58:02 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Hmm, I think I know what Nanami would have a lot of.
25-05-2018 04:03:51 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yes I'll post this this is most certainly not a mistake
25-05-2018 04:03:53 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: yes
25-05-2018 04:05:03 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIVy5XdQhOM
25-05-2018 04:06:33 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: feel free to create a max sueness monstrosity.
25-05-2018 04:09:39 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: I see the stats but no idea what to put in them.
25-05-2018 04:10:09 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: "And then there's these stat thingies just put like 5 points in 'em:"
25-05-2018 04:33:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: I don't see a pulchritude stat.  ;-p
25-05-2018 04:33:19 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: (I'll post up tomorrow.)
25-05-2018 04:43:36 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: Right, I'm going to go to bed and hope that the universe makes more sense tomorrow~
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25-05-2018 18:41:01 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: sudden desire for curry
25-05-2018 23:04:47 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: curry what?
25-05-2018 23:05:20 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I unno
25-05-2018 23:07:09 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: https://killsixbilliondemons.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/SiegeofYrefullcolorv2.jpg the other half of this thing is up
25-05-2018 23:07:45 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: modest image.
25-05-2018 23:08:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: raptor hussars?
25-05-2018 23:08:56 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: I like the raptor where there's a second guy sitting in the back with a rifle, and there's a little umberella thing there
25-05-2018 23:09:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: giant raptor hussar.
25-05-2018 23:10:10 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: oh hey, there's Mya
25-05-2018 23:10:22 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: hmm?
25-05-2018 23:10:58 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: maya, the OP beggar knight
25-05-2018 23:11:31 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: mathangi ten meti "slaughter the gods and topple their thrones"
25-05-2018 23:11:39 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: dragon still seems to be useless.
25-05-2018 23:11:45 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Probably because he's a dude.
25-05-2018 23:12:11 < ER!ER@33-305-828-39.dhcp.ahvl.nc.charter.com: that was a suprising place that you're taking this
25-05-2018 23:12:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Eh, came to me the other day.  All the useful characters are chicks.
25-05-2018 23:12:38 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Kinda like a furry comic, where everyone useful is a furry.
25-05-2018 23:13:31 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: To be fair it might be just that the keyholders are all useless.
25-05-2018 23:15:05 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: hmm, ankylosaur with cannon.
25-05-2018 23:15:30 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: and nobody running the cannon.
25-05-2018 23:15:36 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: Dammit, gotta man that cannon.  ;-p
25-05-2018 23:21:26 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: http://loweringthebar.net/2008/11/attorney-says-killing-was-self-defense-dismemberment-harder-to-explain.html
25-05-2018 23:22:16 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: self-defence, including the part where you cut the guy up and buried him in the mountains.
25-05-2018 23:33:04 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: sure sign of self defence, that.
25-05-2018 23:33:15 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: maybe he was trying to keep bears away from his house by disposing of the dead guy safely.
25-05-2018 23:42:18 < Devastator!chatzilla@s69-19-104-268.bchsia.telus.net: or maybe he is a bear and didn't know better.